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I look hella good in orange 🍊.
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I wish we lived in a country where this was standard care. The bare minimum. Please put my tax dollars to this.
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So a while back, my mom made me and my sisters this list of rules. I forgot I kept it in my car but I needed to see it going into year 32 tomorrow
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This is so critical to a child’s development. So so SO many adults are missing this simple, but effective emotional tool. Being able to verbalize when your feelings are hurt. So instead they resort to acting out (sadness, rage, vindication) when this is all it takes.
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I found this beautiful human on IG. Helping the children to set boundaries. This made my morning. ❤️
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This man was a saint bc I ain’t giving a dime to no WW 😭😭😭.
@TheFilmUpdates
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Sienna Miller has revealed that Chadwick Boseman gave up some of his salary for #21Bridges to increase hers so that she’d get compensated fairly: “It was astounding. That kind of thing just doesn't happen. He said, ‘You're getting paid what you deserve, and what you're worth.’”
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Niggas been so conditioned to have to coerce and manipulate sex outta women, when we coming with 1000% consent they start rebelling.
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**this** is what’s ruining the community. 🥱.
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When she dated Kanye and didn’t get to talk >>>.
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Amber Rose Says If You Have Half Siblings Your Mom Is A Hoe!
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When Black people be talking crazy about “migrants” and “illegals” my head start spinning lol.
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If I tweet about a party, do that mean you invited???.
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Y’all gon’ go on & on about how wet yo p*ssies is just to get mad at dudes when they ask how they can find out?.
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Nobody wanna go over there. It’s more of yall than white folks and they still running shit. We’ll figure it out over here 😭😭.
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Africa is CLOSED. Check elsewhere.
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Dark skin is still very stigmatized. Niggas may fetishize over a dark skin oiled up women but they don’t want dark skin babies. I’ve heard black men and women say this and it blows my mind.
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I don’t know who needs to read this but… do not buy any Juneteenth products and items from corporations who don’t give af about Black people. Shop Black.
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Did gorilla nigga make Toxic??????.
@Hennito_Garcia
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Why y’all not treating Brittney Spears like the gorilla nigga? 😂.
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The way my granddaddy been cheesing when we walked in with this >>>
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Only thing sexier than a man being a good father is when he not a father at all
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Every single person on the planet has to be extra sensitive and knowledgeable about the holocaust (and to be clear, they should be!). But it’s funny, how none of that respect is given to American slavery. Mind you we STILL see and live the effects of that today.
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I want a breakfast nook so bad. What’s y’all dream kitchen must haves ??
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DONT. TOUCH. NOTHING. IN. THIS. STORE. DONT. ASK. FOR. NOTHING.
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A lot of y’all are truly stupid. The difference is now y’all stupid asses can access each other and agree, which makes you think what you’re saying is correct. It’s not. You’re still stupid.
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Way too many Black women dying daily for y’all to keep saying this shit. Black men are also killing their spouses / partners at alarming rates. Let’s bffr.
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@SupernovaMomma They always want to ask about gentle parenting responses on a child who clearly ain’t been gentle parented lol.
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I still can’t get over yall watering down the literal civil rights movement to ���we wanted to be next to white people”. Yall so painfully stupid, it’s not even funny anymore.
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Ok no offense, but you really need to be able to go read and comprehend information for yourself. It is terrifying y’all need everything explained and don’t have any critical thinking and comprehension skills of your own.
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My mom and The Girls 🤎🤎🤎
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@itsTiaShay Girl. The way people acting obtuse af like this has no use is ridiculous. I’m about to purchase this now for my sisters, who aren’t comfortable with real firearms.
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This what y’all get for letting a Mexican call y’all niggas.
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Ok you up next in suck suck goose.
@JudusMaximus
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I ain't hear one gag, snot cough, or hiccup in that clip. That's all I needed to know. Shit was performative not potent.
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Da Baby: you know why these bitches love me??. Me:
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@CourtneeHendrix @DapperDomo They becoming insufferable fr lol. Didn’t realize going to a PWI took away some of my nigga points.
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For my niggas with windows 95 do y’all remember these games ??
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@luhnieshh Currently me in the family group chat asking my cousin this 😭.
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106&park babies stand up!! Lol.
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I’m Still In Love With You. Sean Paul ft. Sasha (2002)
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Sisters. What’s the shortest time a man has lasted with you? (This is a roasting place) 😭.
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Don’t tweet me if you ain’t doing anything to better your community.
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@LexP__ Nigga be old news , another bitch blues. Lmao.
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@ParissAthena @yardie It’s important to note that two Black women found that kid and tried to tell police he was a victim. His neighbor, a Black women attempted to call the police and report numerous times. Up to 5 of his victims happened after her attempts were ignored.
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@CatwalkDarling I hate the whole use of “help” like nigga this is both our home. You not helping me, this is regular shit to keep a household going 😭😭.
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Baby steps.
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One day ima have a truck this size full of free fruits and veggies delivered to the hood.
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@RaveenTheDream Omg I just read that bullshit lmao. Those groups center men real bad so they’ll eat this up. Whole time this is a self drag for him if you can’t get a BW to explore with you 😂.
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@thizzg843 Lmao like FOH! Be letting them white people ho them fr 😭.
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UPS ring your doorbell and be back in the truck before the bell even done ringing.
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I know this bout to THUMP in the whip.
@lilnasxmajor
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Lil Nas X shares a long snippet of a new song on Instagram Live
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@GlamazonJay They are definitely punishing the general public for 2020 protests and rising worker rights initiatives.
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Men: y’all need to carry guns. SHOOT THESE NIGGAS! *lists 35 other safety measures*. Also men: “smh that nigga probably froze up.” “I understand man. You don’t know how you’ll react. “He’s not John Wick”.
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Indigenous and colored cultures around the world probably had a nice cocktail of herbs and medicinal plants. Meanwhile, the Caucasians remedy ….
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Social media really gave men the gall to say shit like this to women who wouldn’t breathe in their direction.
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You got the sex appeal of a PlayStation 2.
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@SDBoxerGal @AttorneyCrump No ma’am. Black people murdered by the police should not be used as Halloween props. This was done in extremely poor taste.
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Lmao he would’ve.Got blocked sending that little bit of money. Nigga you in the NBA. Foh 😭.
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take him off the court & lock this Homelander ass nigga up omg
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Thanks for y’all prayers! My granny transitioned yesterday 🕊️💜
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anywayz. I would ask that y’all say a prayer for me and my family. Found out my granny cancer most likely came back amongst host of other health issues so we’re traveling to KY to see her (maybe final time?). Idk. I’m just tired. Appreciate any prayers and well wishes 💕.
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Dr. Dre has a history of being a bad person towards women. Nobody should have to ignore that or wish him well because he is having a health crisis. The lesson is to Live a life that people can honor you in sickness and health and it’s genuine.
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Jonathan Pentland: YOURE IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD. The summit:
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Lmfao y’all say anything for nigga daps on the TL.
@GLOUPMAMI
Nicole Supremacy⭐️
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You bitches that play wit toys scare tf outta me. I’m not sticking no toys up my vagina. No thanks.
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Knowing how to take an L is a valuable life lesson.
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@jiggyjayy2 Exactly. He literally was cash-apping expectant mothers the other day. People gonna find something to be fake offended by to mask their homophobia.
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This what I refer to every time y’all say it’s a “gender war” on social media. Mf we are DYING (actually being murdered) in real life at mainly BM hands. How that don’t bother you is disturbing.
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In the U.S., Black women are six times more likely to be killed than their white counterparts, troubling new data reveals. In some states the rate is even higher; for example in Wisconsin, Black women were 20 times more likely to be killed.
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Bout to open a restaurant and serve niggas all kinda fake fancy shit. Gold coated steaks the bare minimum. You really balling, order our Platinum Platter. 8 oz Kobe beef steak. 1 lamb chop. 3 skrimps. Platinum dusted. Sliced at the table with Hattori Hanzo sword. $10k.
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My sissy got accepted into the Nurse Anesthesia program at usc school of medicine! 🥹 🩺
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Y’all can hate on ZaZa if you want I’m supporting that baby. I’m tired of seeing Little white kids co-oping the culture and being famous bc they can dab on beat foh.
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Please keep them 7 and 8 cheese macaronis AWAY from me.
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@NahNahBad @zeraahhh I am trying to be nice but y’all pushing it being stupid in my mentions. The shit is summarized all over the web. Please bffr.
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So this felt good. All credit to God😌🙏🏾
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Let me explain why “GeT a GuN!” is not the response you need to give to women who have shared they’ve been assaulted:.1) we cannot carry our guns in the club or many public nightclub places. So when we reject a man and he proceeds to assault us in there now what??.
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@SkyeAsiyanbi That’s when you know the D gonna be good 😂.
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Rondo in the interviews tomorrow
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I would’ve left out this mf with more candles than a catholic funeral.
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@Chef_NiX @ImaniDH I think it’s true that from birth women are groomed to be more nurturing. Nurturing is seen as a feminine trait vs just a human trait so often it is not taught to boys to be nurturing or they are called soft, weak, etc.
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HBCUs have produced 40% of all Black engineers. 50% of all Black teachers. 70% of all Black doctors and dentists. 80% of all Black judges. And almost produced the first minority and female president. The country decided last week, ENOUGH. Good luck.
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This is awesome but it also highlights how the public school system is continuing to fail these babies. Why assign homework and projects assuming every student has access to the internet.
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Same way soldiers survive a whole War then come home and commit suicide. It’s called PTSD.
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How you survive a massacre. then kill yourself.
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Anytime a nigga bring up “accountability” you know it’s really just gonna be ✨misogyny✨.
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@themellosmooth I am disgusted. He is not fit to be in anybody pulpit. And his congregation is lost. This is idolatry at this point. Does he even have an accountability team or elders he reports to? His wife deserves so much better.
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That awkward moment when you save your husband over y’all child only to find out he intentionally set the fire to kill y’all and live with his side chick.
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@EstephaerieWink Lol let em!! That way we know which ones to avoid.
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@SAME0LMISTAKE Smh i was just talking with my mom about this. This country has shifted so far right that anything where the people benefit and don���t have to sacrifice a limb is seen as socialist or a handout.
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@TheKitchenista These women have never experienced cultured things in their life, and he’s taking advantage of that. They finally feel seen and catered to and are eating it up. Literally.
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@TheHorrorHottie (Same thing them saltines do too ex. “Woke”).
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All the conservative Christians “accidentally” watching the WAP video
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Sooo if you’re not one of those types weirdos lol, follow @PitchInc_803 a Black woman owned and ran nonprofit. We work to alleviate hardships of homelessness and poverty !. And check out @LineageBrandLLC a Black owner clothing brand paying homage to Black greats! ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽.
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Avoid Men that don’t want to acknowledge you are smart. As fuck. As thee fuck actually.
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@itsTiaShay I agree. I prefer any kind of weapon that allows you to maintain a distance regardless. Owning a real gun is a big deal.
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Jeannie mae to Jeezy: baby maybe you can squash things. Keshia to gucci: LIGHT DAT NIGGA UP!!
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It’s amazing what we can teach kids when we not trying to indoctrinate them with racism and school shooter drills 🙃.
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This is a ‘courtesy lesson’ taught to elementary school children in Japan.
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Facebook got me crying
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@a1_keraaa This book is helping me heal. It may help if you need it. I got it off amazon 💓
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No American person making under $300k a year should have to pay taxes in 2021. Let the rich do it. We is tired and have been ROBBED.
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So I think I’ve finally perfected my three cheese blend 🙂🙂
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Nobody wants to accept this, but our current state of rap culture has to shift. Like drastically. Being a rapper should not come with this death sentence like this. Something has to change fr.
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Everyone else is allowed to have their own culture and it’s sacredness is built on its exclusivity and traditions. ONLY Black people are guilted and goaded into sharing our culture. Not our trauma and issues, just the vibes.
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A lot of y’all sticking around to see some character development, and I’m here to tell you it ain’t coming. That’s who they is, baby lol. Accept it or leave.
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@_callmeE__ Lmao he already in here telling my granny she gotta watch her stories in the other room.
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Ass whooping > educating.
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Likeeeee. It’s 2024 and people still believe absence of emotions (which isn’t even damn possible) indicates intelligence or logical ability.
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@CeciATL Don't forget "ladies" 😹😹😹.
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@amboato We saw 49 seconds of an interaction. I think it’s fair to not assume what else did or did not take place on camera.
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I’ll be sitting on your dresser perched like an owl when you wake up.
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@MikeTheLiger @jjlive1 Lmao thank you. Definitely didn’t know we was using white people as a litmus test smh. We need to stop all the violence and then it won’t be so much to “snitch” about.
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If your women elders still here, you need to TALK to they ass. Men romanticize marriage so damn much and I’m like go talk to your granny. One time. Promise that’ll shatter all that bs.
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Stimulus checks need to start out at at least $3k.
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If you’re at the Columbia rally PLEASE be careful. The KKK are on the way. I am not making this up.
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