Willet Templeton
@wrycountenance
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missile guidance counselor
We have been here before
Joined April 2015
i am not such a fan of cleaning the bowl, then floor, then seat then the next stall with the same sponge
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if the Seahawks can find 1 o-lineman that can perform on this list they will have a dynasty
lowest pressure rate on true pass sets allowed over the past two seasons (min. 300 non spike pass block snaps)
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1989 Plymouth Voyager III Concept. A miniature tractor-trailer.
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Behold, the attachment.
Stop using "please find attached" in your emails.
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You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl
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Now stop subsidizing college tuition and see what happens.
PepsiCo Cuts Lay’s, Doritos Prices as Much as 15% to Boost Sales
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new game: cone up with plausible alternates
Just added “nape” to my list of Words Used Only With One Other Word
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umami is from the specific provenance of Japan, otherwise it is just sparkling savory
Why do we insist on using the Japanese word *umami* when there's already a perfectly good English word *savory* for exactly this thing?
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one real downside of modern sports is that every time a player makes a really dumb mistake I wonder if he or somebody he’s in business with has money on the game
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just noticed that there is a chronological option for posts under "Following" instead of "popular". It's great - what do you know, interesting tweets by interesting people that I followed with random topics instead of pure monkey brain dopamine fodder recommend using it while
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people frequently end up falling into the traps they lay
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it would be appropriate if Samo galaxy brained hoarding of the Ram market causes all gamers to hate ai, contributing to the implosion of the ai bubble
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mfw i fucked up my diy shower pan install and now have to fix it
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inshallah
The T249 Vigilante was a cancelled short-range anti-aircraft platform. It was meant to use the T250, a 37mm six-barreled rotary cannon firing at 3000 RPM, making it the largest Gatling gun ever assembled.
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It’s been an honor, @emm0sh 🫡🇺🇸
day four of increasing the complexity of this CNC’d part until sendcutsend tells me to stop
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they should build bank vaults out of the old fiberglass shower pan I am trying to remove from my bathroom
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