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@woodleysean
Sean Woodley
4 months
New @lockedonraptors where I went live to dig into the Raptors' deadline moves! 🏀Olynyk & Agbaji = Real Good Business 🏀Dennis deal = Weird Business, but understandable 🏀Keeping Bruce Brown = Fine by me 🎙️: 📺:
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Sean Woodley
3 years
jason kidd is a domestic abuser who was widely regarded as the worst coach in the nba and incapable of maximizing one of the best players of this generation. if a team is trying to hire him they are actively doing professional negligence. what are we even doing.
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Sean Woodley
4 years
congrats on watching your first raptors game I guess?
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SLAM
4 years
The announcer on this Serge Ibaka block 😂 (via @NBA )
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Sean Woodley
3 years
sure the raptors can’t rest their guys after having COVID for a month but Al Horford can just hang out totally healthy. adam, change your soiled trousers.
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Shams Charania
3 years
The NBA has fined the Toronto Raptors $25,000 for league policies on player rest and injury reporting.
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Sean Woodley
3 years
you know what the raptors got for Kyle Lowry? literally the best run in the team’s history, a title, and a thousand Getty images highlighting his ass. if he walks, it is not for nothing.
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Sean Woodley
1 year
turning on the local news to watch the celebration was an incredible call
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Sean Woodley
3 years
not shocking that the bucks won the title the year Norman Powell left the east
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Sean Woodley
6 years
@AnthonyIrwinLA any one of my sneezing injuries
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Sean Woodley
5 years
excuse me what
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Sean Woodley
5 years
this is on the short list of best Raps moments of the decade and I don't think this is recency bias talking
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Sean Woodley
2 years
remember that time when the raptors didn’t have to trade OG Anunoby or Pascal Siakam for Kawhi Leonard
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Sean Woodley
4 years
lmao Siakam went 5/12 and still had a better game 7 than Paul George
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Sean Woodley
3 years
this has to be the best 2-8 team in nba history lmao
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Sean Woodley
4 years
the place is called The Dizzy. cover this business instead of the one owned by the dipshit.
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CBC Toronto
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Toronto pub offering free meals to those in need
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Sean Woodley
3 years
quietly pascal siakam's true shooting % is essentially back to where it was last year, except this year he's playing with a worse supporting cast, dealt with covid, is having an off-year from three, and is now averaging 5 assists a game. very good basketball player shit.
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Sean Woodley
5 years
roses are red, forget what they’re saying, look at that smile Leonard is staying
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Sean Woodley
6 years
June, 2019. Oracle Arena. Kawhi Leonard has just powered the Raptors to an unlikely upset of the Warriors in six games. Kyle Lowry, consumed by rapturous joy, takes the post-game podium. Reporter 1: “Kyle, congrats. Are you sad DeMar isn’t here to experience this?”
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Sean Woodley
3 years
easy to overlook Norm amid all the Kyle stuff but dude is responsible for swinging two playoff series on his own, and is an easy top-20 all-time raptor. I’m also not ready for him to go.
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Sean Woodley
5 months
going to die on the hill that the raptors should simply extend their 2 time all nba player who wants to be here and clearly fits with their burgeoning young star and recently acquired pull up shooting combo guard
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Sean Woodley
5 years
he is extremely holding credentials
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Sean Cunningham
5 years
Raptors GM Masai Ujiri watches from the tunnel as the team he created for Toronto dethrones the Warriors as NBA champions. #NBAFinals
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Sean Woodley
5 years
add “fuck that let’s get both” to the list of face tattoos I’m getting
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Sean Woodley
2 years
this is a better pascal siakam than the one that made second team all nba
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Sean Woodley
2 years
Scottie Barnes is a bruising wing and a finesse center and a flashy point guard stuffed into one impossibly cool package
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Sean Woodley
3 years
banton is lebron james with a presto card
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Sean Woodley
2 years
as a person who has never sold a shred of my pascal siakam stock I am having a great fucking time
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Sean Woodley
5 years
Ben Simmons has now hit as many threes as Serge Ibaka has hit pull up threes in Ben Simmons’ face in game 7s of playoff series
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Sean Woodley
4 years
pascal siakam rocks and him not being kawhi leonard in year one as the guy shouldn’t be held against him
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Sean Woodley
3 years
well it seems I took a good time to not look at my phone for two hours. apparently I no longer work for TSN 1150. if you need someone to host radio for you, let me know I guess.
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Sean Woodley
3 years
jack armstrong is the best broadcaster alive
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Sean Woodley
2 years
and pascal siakam, 98 years old and surrounded by his loved ones, pulled his great grandson aside to share what would be his final words of wisdom. “and one” he whispered to the child, before entering his peaceful sleep a happy and regret-free man.
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Sean Woodley
5 years
Kawhi did not have to keep playing on a bum leg in the playoffs for a team he wasn’t coming back to but he did
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Sean Woodley
3 years
the raptors picking up cool wins on the same night the celtics fall into further shambles is one of my favourite things in the world
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Sean Woodley
6 years
/nets sign a literal scarecrow with long arms nba twitter: “Can you BELIEVE the genius of Sean Marks?”
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Sean Woodley
2 years
28-10-6 on 69% true shooting for Siakam in his last five. what on earth.
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Sean Woodley
4 years
the raptors lost their game 7 by 5 while the clips lost theirs by a thousand, meaning they finished better than the team Kawhi left for. this feels like back to back titles.
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Sean Woodley
4 years
the siakam conversation is going to absolutely suck for the next few days. he was bad. but that doesn’t mean that he IS bad.
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Sean Woodley
5 years
can’t express to you how much I’ve enjoyed my mom becoming a basketball fan this year
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Sean Woodley
4 years
the Embiid-Siakam front court in Toronto next year is gonna be just swell
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Sean Woodley
5 years
just thought about how many times matt devlin is gonna refer to the raptors as the defending nba champions on broadcasts this year and it warmed me like a cup of chai
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Sean Woodley
3 years
kyle lowry calling for a review in minute four of a preseason game the lunatic prince has returned in all his glory
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Sean Woodley
2 years
Scottie Barnes is so hilariously ahead of schedule I simply don’t know how you can be mad about a loss to fall to 13-15 in the middle of december. maybe I’m a huge mark, but I just can’t get there, man.
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Sean Woodley
3 years
the answer is not trading lowry it is re-signing lowry for an enormous bag of money
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Sean Woodley
5 years
Kawhi really spent the Fourth of July in Toronto where it is just a regular ass work day
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Sean Woodley
2 years
it's very cool to have been extremely right about pascal siakam
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Sean Woodley
5 years
love to not care about other teams adding good players because the raptors already have their chip
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Sean Woodley
3 years
i earnestly believe the raptors could ride out the season, finish like 25-47, keep the band together, add their first rounder, and come back next year and win 50 games. this is how strongly I believe in this season being entirely fake.
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Sean Woodley
3 years
I’m envisioning the Raptors crushing the Nuggets, Masai’s heart growing three sizes, and him running across the war room to slap the phone out of trader Bobby’s hand
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Sean Woodley
5 years
Kawhi staying is gonna trigger another irresponsible nba store spending binge isn’t it
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Sean Woodley
5 years
when you get to guard ben simmons tomorrow
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Sean Woodley
3 years
I don’t think it’s a stretch to suggest that the sixers might be totally fucked
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Sean Woodley
5 years
letting the Sixers win while reminding them that you could fuck them up if you really tried is some next level psychological torment
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Sean Woodley
3 years
at some point they’re gonna play a Scottie-OG-Pascal-Precious-Boucher lineup this year and basketball will never be the same
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Sean Woodley
3 years
really hope TSN and/or Sportsnet are gonna get in on this beefed up national WNBA schedule. I would prefer to not watch lumberjack challenge on five channels through the summer.
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Sean Woodley
4 years
the raptors defended the FUCK out of that title
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Sean Woodley
5 years
Masai and Bobby have mastered the "get a bunch of motherfuckers" model of team building
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Sean Woodley
4 years
ballmer try building your own team bitch
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Sean Woodley
5 years
the raptors are top 5 in offense and defense and top 2 net rating and have been without kyle lowry and serge ibaka for over half the season hahahaha
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Sean Woodley
5 years
shame Zion’s gonna have his career ended by Pascal Siakam in his very first game
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Sean Woodley
5 years
Kyle really had 26-7-10 in a title clinching game I hope everyone chokes on all the crow they have to eat
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Sean Woodley
5 years
please stop co-opting a thing that literally happened on Serge’s IG
@ESPNNBA
NBA on ESPN
5 years
"It's a make or miss league baybeeeee!" —Kawhi 😂
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Sean Woodley
5 years
congrats to the blazers on their 5penis season
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Sean Woodley
4 years
hey cool thing that I think I’m probably OK to announce — I’m gonna be the @raptors feature writer of the month for March. and yes, I’ve already got some extremely Sean stuff planned.
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Sean Woodley
5 years
the raptors are a travelling g-league all star team that beats the piss out of contenders for sport
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Sean Woodley
5 months
cannot imagine a better way for the raptors to double down on the exceptional vibes of late
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Adrian Wojnarowski
5 months
The Grizzlies are waiving center Bismack Biyombo, sources tell ESPN. He made a good impact with franchise and could be brought back again. Memphis is expected to add another big on a newly available two-way contract.
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Sean Woodley
2 years
that’s a fucking fantastic win. please go get these absolute studs some help.
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Sean Woodley
3 years
if you still don’t think Pascal Siakam is good you should probably consider learning what basketball is
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Sean Woodley
4 years
one last thing, if you don’t think pascal, the dude who was a 7 point a game bench dude two years ago, is going to improve from here, you’re probably fucking stupid
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Sean Woodley
11 months
can someone please show me the offer for Fred at the deadline that the raptors were negligent to not take cause i'm pretty sure it doesn't exist
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Sean Woodley
5 years
the raptors.. The Raptors! are the first non lebron team to win the east since 2010...
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Sean Woodley
5 years
happy anniversary friends
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Adrian Wojnarowski
6 years
Toronto has reached agreement in principle to acquire San Antonio's Kawhi Leonard for package that includes DeMar DeRozan, league sources tell ESPN. Trade is larger on both sides, and players are still being informed of their inclusion in the deal. Trade call with league today.
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Sean Woodley
5 years
wow breaking news as Joel Embiid has signed a new lucrative apparel deal
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Sean Woodley
5 years
that season was something none of us will ever forget. no matter what happens they are fucking champions. Kyle Lowry is a fucking champion. and Kawhi made it happen. and 10 years from now we might look back on it even more romantically because it was so singular and unique.
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Sean Woodley
2 years
what the fuck are we doing here
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CP24
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Toronto police advise hospital workers not to wear scrubs to work this weekend ahead of planned anti-vaccine trucker protest in downtown
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Sean Woodley
5 years
as a person who has been recorded saying I hate paint inside a three point arc let me say that I was fuckin wrong
@YahooCASports
Yahoo Sports Canada
5 years
Leaked “Classic Edition Court” for the Raptors this upcoming season 👀 via @NBA_Reddit
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Sean Woodley
4 years
i think I’d die for this team
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Toronto Raptors
4 years
What about scarves?
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Sean Woodley
4 years
cannot comprehend the idea of a team that is easier or more fun to root for than this one
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Faizal Khamisa
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Serge and OG arguing fashion forever
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Sean Woodley
5 years
Separated ribs is definitely the most delicious sounding injury
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Sean Woodley
4 years
if the wolves are mad Siakam shot that three perhaps they should maybe try to not suck so much shit at basketball
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Sean Woodley
4 years
it was extremely foolish of the entire league to allow terence davis to hang out with kyle lowry and fred vanvleet every day
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Sean Woodley
3 years
i’ll never stop appreciating how lucky we are that the title happened before the pandemic
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Sean Woodley
5 years
“Kyle Lowry is bad” is an actual opinion held by some of the dumbest people in the world
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Sean Woodley
2 years
allowing a defiantly un-vaxxed superstar to gallivant around and play games during the middle of this shit is probably the most egregious thing the league’s done since the pandemic started
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Sean Woodley
3 years
have a sneaking suspicion that cramming 72 games into four and a half months was a really stupid idea. time will tell I suppose.
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Sean Woodley
2 years
as much as I'd like to see the raptors play a good and challenging team I'm considering this run of games against depleted rosters some sort of cosmic retribution for the tampa season
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Sean Woodley
5 years
pascal and kyle never woulda let kawhi down on a rest night like this
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Sean Woodley
5 years
in case you didn’t believe I am in Alberta
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Sean Woodley
3 years
the raptors built one of the best development systems in the league by simply drafting and signing adults
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Sean Woodley
7 months
Scottie apparently just being able to take over for OG as the primary on Giannis and excel is what you might call an interesting development
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Sean Woodley
2 years
yeah Siakam’s been better than all these guys
@TheSteinLine
Marc Stein
2 years
Who is the biggest snub in the Eastern Conference? LaMelo Ball? Jarrett Allen? Jrue Holiday? Domantas Sabonis? Miles Bridges? Jaylen Brown? Someone else? Commissioner Adam Silver will choose an injury replacement for East captain Kevin Durant.
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Sean Woodley
5 years
gonna be wild when pascal and OG get the raps to the finals with the league’s best defense and an offensive rating under 100
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theScore
5 years
Jaylen Brown prior to the 2018-2019 season: 'Oh, we're getting to the Finals, no question about it.' 🤷‍♂️
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Sean Woodley
3 years
@socialistraptor ok but paul pierce did actually shit himself
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Sean Woodley
5 years
stanley johnson ranked 11th in defensive RPM among small forwards. kawhi was 45th. repeat on the table.
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Sean Woodley
3 years
jonas kyle and demar running the league is some very satisfying shit let me tell you
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Sportsnet
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Jonas Valanciunas scored a career-high 39 points, including seven three-pointers, and the New Orleans Pelicans beat the Los Angeles Clippers for the second time this month, 123-104 on Monday night.
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Sean Woodley
5 years
my series preview
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Sean Woodley
4 years
just imagine how tamperiffic it’ll be when Pascal Siakam hits the all star game winner off a Giannis pass on a beautifully drawn Nick Nurse set
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Sean Woodley
3 years
sorry to anyone planning to write a piece analyzing the raptors season at some point but this is really all you'd be trying to say anyway
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Sean Woodley
5 years
haven’t watched pascal siakam play basketball in 48 hours and my skin itches
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Sean Woodley
4 years
the Nick Nurse-Patrick McCaw experience
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Sean Woodley
3 years
raps win 123-107. scottie barnes is the truth. dalano banton is faster than the 45 kipling northbound when it's too full to make any stops. OG is quietly very good. I am having stomach pains on account of abusing the media soft drink cooler. it's extremely good times.
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Sean Woodley
3 years
just a tremendous first round for Kyle Lowry
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