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William Parker

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@yulintwt
Yu Lin
14 days
This guy literally leaks the prompt that makes ChatGPT write like a human
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William Parker
4 days
Oh god no, say it ain't so.
@karma44921039
karma
5 days
You know that cream in the middle of Oreos?   "It's not cream at all. It's f***ing rapeseed oil, whipped with emulsifiers that act like edible glue, holding the sludge together."   Originally an industrial lubricant, rapeseed oil is extracted using hexane, a known neurotoxin
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William Parker
4 days
Approved method.
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@EHuanglu
el.cine
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AI from joke → god mode in 3.5 years
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William Parker
4 days
Whomp whomp
@iluminatibot
illuminatibot
5 days
Same thing
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William Parker
4 days
This slaps hard.
@nickshirleyy
Nick shirley
5 days
🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL
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@TheCatsX
The Cats 𝕏
5 days
A lovely family trip 🥰
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@catshouldnt
cats in random places
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William Parker
4 days
Five days a week.
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William Parker
5 days
Ain’t this about the truth?
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William Parker
5 days
.@KwikTrip words cannot explain how grateful I am to know that you carry distilled water on a day when the rest of the world is closed. Thank you so much.
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William Parker
6 days
Cannibal sandwiches whatever you wanna call them the people that eat raw beef on onion and rye bread during the holidays. I’ve only been in the meat industry for a little over a decade, but I can tell you as soon as night turns today eating raw beef from any place is basically
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@Mind_Essentials
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@alifarhat79
Not Jerome Powell
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When you’ve been saying you’re going to help poor people when you grow up but now you grew up and realize you’re the poor people
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@NoahsArk1000
Noah’s Ark 🚢
7 days
Literally Erika Kirk every other day.
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William Parker
7 days
.@abhishek_foss Please embrace full-RSS next year.
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@JOKAQARMY1
mrredpillz jokaqarmy
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Don't lie to your child about Christmas 🤔
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William Parker
7 days
My duty would be to lock this psychopath up and throw away the key.
@OneBadDude_
One Bad Dude
8 days
“This is the bare minimum of what we need to do together to fight against the worms! Shave it, or you’re part of the problem.” This maniac wants people to shave their heads for their own safety and claims that it’s the equivalent to getting a vaccine. What the hell is going
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William Parker
7 days
I feel so bad for this mother.
@Raindropsmedia1
Rain Drops Media
8 days
hardworking mother breaks down after her 7-year-old son complains to a stranger that she’s only getting him 7 gifts for Christmas this year. She says one of the gifts is a PS5 and is sad that her son is behaving this way. What would you do in this situation? 🎁 🤔
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William Parker
7 days
Hop on Amazon and get yourself some vitamin d3 with k2.
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