Ladies, if he:
- always has what you need
- is there for you 24/7
- has a clean bathroom
- provides fuel for your day
He's not your man. He's a Kwik Trip.
*yearly appraisal*
boss: did you do your tweets?
me: yes
boss: how many?
me: 400
boss: does your identity still remain a secret?
me: yes
boss: check mark?
me: yes
boss:
i am now boss