Donny Wags
@whysoserious
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Collections. Sad songs, scalding hot sports takes, superhero movies, #stats, shenanigans. And, apparently, alliteration.
Joined July 2009
ITS A GREAT DAY TO BOLT THE FUCK UP
Former Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel is expected to become the Chargers offensive coordinator barring a change of heart, per @JeffDarlington and me. McDaniel has informed other teams that theyβre out, the Chargers clearly want him, and the two sides are having dinner tonight. But the
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If you start playing "Deep in the Willow" at 11:56:57 on New Year's Eve, you'll ring in the new year with Bryan Garris screaming "KNOCKED LOOSE, MOTHERFUCKER." prepare accordingly.
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The Chargers are 10-4, look at where they are on this chart
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Pro Bowl voting ends tonight retweet to get these Chargers to the pro bowl!! 1 RT is double!! #ProBowlVoteΒ Β + Cameron Dicker #ProBowlVoteΒ Β + Tuli Tuipulotu #ProBowlVoteΒ Β + Justin Herbert #ProBowlVoteΒ + Cam Hart #ProBowlVoteΒ + Daiyan Henley #ProBowlVote + Odafe Oweh
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They better give the kid under the mascot head a massive bag of NIL money for this
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INSPIRING: A couple years back I dropped a camera (as I was about to bring it to a wedding) and it completely stopped working. Held onto it thinking I'd get it fixed one day. Never did. Turned it on today and it's working like normal. How, you ask? I simply dropped it again.
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Sure woulda been a good time for The Button in Washington tonight β¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈ
This game has me thinking about an idea I have that would improve sports forever: The Button. Each coach has a remote with a button. They can push the button whenever they wish, but they won't know if the other coach pressed their button UNLESS both coaches push the button.
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Pulled this one out of the mud Wordle 1,589 4/6 β¬β¬π¨β¬π© π¨β¬β¬β¬π© β¬π©β¬β¬π© π©π©π©π©π©
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They really love giving you some bullshit on a Friday, ya know? Wordle 1,588 5/6 β¬π¨β¬π¨π¨ π©π¨π¨β¬β¬ π©β¬β¬π©π© π©β¬β¬π©π© π©π©π©π©π©
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That's a BINGO! Wordle 1,587 3/6 β¬β¬β¬π¨β¬ π¨β¬β¬β¬π¨ π©π©π©π©π©
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This is how I felt when I got over the fear of being judged for going to the movies by myself
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