wesley
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Hates being scared-watches a lot of horror movies ° Always searching for my next chocolate chip cookie ° Part time vegetarian ° Full time eye roller ° she/her
Joined March 2012
RT @Criterion: Remembering the incomparable Philip Seymour Hoffman, born on this day in 1967. No one better. ❤️. PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE (2002) ht….
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RT @danishacarterr: annoyed that all the tech oligarchs are putting their money toward hawaii real estate and grok slop instead of dumping….
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*whispers* oh nooooo.
Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol.
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I've experienced a series of small inconveniences this morning and now the only solution is to be an irredeemable bitch for the rest of the day.
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Reading about bombing Iran while waiting for the fireworks to start at Disney World was a mindfuck I wasn't ready for.
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RT @JBfromDC89: “i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned
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RT @CramerTracker: Can someone explain why every US congress person cares more about Israel than their home state like I am 5 years old.
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RT @poeticdweller: "i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i just made some shit up and people believe me because i'm well read and use big w….
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A coyote just walked it's cute little self down my street and there was a moment of chaos and picture taking and barking in the house.
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Went to bed last night, woke up grumpy. Walking the dog listening to the BeeGees and making a pedicure appointment. The horrors persist but so do we.
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