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blue ridge mountain baby
Philadelphia, PA
Joined August 2019
Coping with the fact I woke up at 3am by watching some absolute slop on hbo max and getting faded than a hoe.
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RT @oldrattleagain: they should invent a potion that gives you down syndrome for like an hour.
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Not to be insensitive but if your friends are always dying you should probably start hanging out with different people.
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RT @SexualTerrorism: Yes Officer, this ugly bitch tried to talk to me—I’d appreciate it if you shot her right in the mouth so it doesn’t ha….
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I’m hosting a beach yoga seance later if anyone wants to join, just make sure you bring your own kombucha in a reusable container.
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Shooting my boyfriend execution style because he failed to get me the correct type of chicken nugget.
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When I was addicted to fake carts I couldn’t stop going to Korean evangelical churchs every week.
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