In the Addams house, we don't believe in Thanksgiving traditions. We do, however, believe in sharp knives, carving things and painful conversations around the dinner table.
Heidi's camouflage was so seamless, only her eyes and mouth were left visible and able to move inside the worm costume
🐛 She even covered up her hazel eyes with bright yellow contacts
To the players of
@squidgame
. Kudos on your nominations. Next season I’m entering my brother, Pugsley. He’ll probably die in the first round. It will be entertaining.
#Emmys
"Interesting" is one way to put it. Others: deranged, twisted and full of dark turns - like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my 8th birthday party.
To Mr.
@TedLasso
on your big night. Your sunny disposition and relentless optimism are truly… disturbing. Odds are you’re either psychotic or a serial killer. Probably both. Color me intrigued.
#Emmys
To the Roy family on
@succession
. I applaud your efforts to torture each other verbally. But it’s time to up your game. A quick stretch on my rack usually gets the point across when I torture my own family.
#Emmys