Fourth. Fourth broken plane. Sitting on the tarmac at YUL in the FOURTH broken plane of the day, @AirCanada. The plane that was the replacement for the third broken plane.

I understand current staff shortages and was patient through the 2hr line at immigration, but I do mind the THREE broken planes that have turned a 5hr trip into a 13hr one, @AirCanada. What is going on? THREE. BROKEN. PLANES. On a trip with two legs. That’s horrifying.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

I am sure that this has been done already (and better), but it was living in my brain and not paying rent so I am abandoning it here.

Just posted a photo

All the font nerds showing themselves on Twitter today….

This is some serious ADHD energy here (I feel like both the sheep AND the guy trying to help ALL DAY, EVERY DAY).

RT @JoeStreckert: I made this. It's for you.

It's amazing what a burning love for Shran has done for my creativity. So who's going to sue me first — Jeffrey Combs or Simon Le Bon? #StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise

I’m going to tell my grandkids that this was the Pence Presidential Library.

OK, I am just being told that this new information actually came from The West Wing (Thanks @petersonjared), but I am still interested to hear what people think.

Anyone want to talk about what/where/how you think the Pence Presidential Library should be built? (I just found out that if he's president for even a week, he gets a library. I say if he successfully invokes the 25th Amendment, he can have an entire planet).

Fun project that I helped out with for my sister's work! She brought the genius idea, I was just the Photoshop jockey. Celebrating Marie Curie and the Radiation Oncology dept at UNC — machine is the CyberKnife, an important tool in fighting cancer.

I designed an escutcheon. Yes, I really am this extra. (Extra cool of course).

I'm attending Black Joy Summit. RT if you think others will find this helpful 🙌.

RT @DrBrittaniJ: (1/12) Getting emotionally close to liberal White women is exhausting. I need a break. They draw you in with calls of sha….

RT @profmusgrave: Protesters Say Statue Tripped, Fell Into Water.

RT @riyakatariax: LAWYERS ASSISTING ARRESTED PROTESTORS PRO BONO: a thread.

Folks at the grocery store in Quebec getting it right; a woman yelling “Pratiquer la distansation” to everyone in line.

A friend told me 2 years ago that @MyFavMurder was his favourite podcast, and I was like 😬 no thx. Thank god I waited—these days @GHardstark and @KarenKilgariff talking murder is (oddly?) what helps me disconnect and fall asleep, and I have ~200 eps left! #SSDGM #murderino.

So, is it a good sign or a bad sign that, whilst looking for instructions for my digital thermometer, @petersonjared found a similar device listed under "novelty items" in an online shop? This is fine, right? It's fine. 🔥🔥🔥.