So we’re all just randomly, joyfully yelling out “IT’S CORN!” every so often now, right??.

There’s nothing that can bust through my anxiety meds like having to sit through my mom ordering at a restaurant.

My love language is new products at Trader Joe’s.

👏🏼 Normalize calling motherfuckers “motherfucker.” 👏🏼 .

RT @adamconover: Los Angeles folks: I believe that we all need to be a LOT more worried about Rick Caruso's candidacy. We're on the verge o….

RT @jaimeaveril: @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark lol I’ve been watching this guys videos waiting for the day someone was listening to a podcast….

If you’re not hanging out with @JoshMankiewicz in your hotel, are you even on vacation?? @DatelineNBC

If you told my 20 year old self that NYE would consist of pajamas, a bunch of air-fried appetizers and a Beanie Baby documentary I would have cried with joy.

My therapist had me give a name to the voice in my head that says it’s always a good time for a drink, so Blanche and I have been having a lot of arguments lately.

You’re never fully vaxed without a smile.

Mine and @VinceAverill’s love language is eating Cheetos in a hotel bed while watching @hgtv.

RT @drdanpeters: Happy Thanksgiving! Today we re-release Reparenting with @GHardstark which originally aired as our @ExactlyRight/Parent Fo….

Addendum to my last post: the “carrot ring with peas” wasn’t the worst. All is well in House Hardstark.

She keeps saying “you’ve had it and you liked it!” This is a blatant lie.

Somehow went from Vince and I having a nice, solo Thanksgiving, to my entire family coming over and my mom insisting on making something called a “carrot ring with peas.” Help.

Yep As one of the many unfortunate souls whose front door opens outward, which seems to confound delivery people, I feel this in my bones.

WHOA!!!.

Bonus Cookie pic as a thank you for all your great advice!

Just wanted to add: Cookie is the BEST girl and also we are all about positive reinforcement, NEVER punishment. Honestly we’re just not consistent enough and also spoil the CRAP out of her so any unwanted behavior is totally on us!.

Dog people, I need your training help. What’s the best training tip you’ve ever learned? This puppy business is hard!*.*but adorable.