Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is

theyre putting the dog in me to sleep

i dont know #idontknow

ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)

can you come over and monitor the way I walk and generally move to make sure it’s within normal human parameters

hey it’s me from mind prison

my love language is english

i am not immune to being hypnotized by the beauty of music i understand snakes in that regard

sick as a dog right now… let’s all remember when i was beautiful #NewProfilePic

smoking on the shit that made old aquaintance be forgot

Do we know each other today

bonne année aux femmes les hommes rien

White people be like I used to be blond as a kid

u shouldn’t be allowed to gift people christmas themed stuff on christmas. it’s like oh great now i get to hold onto this for an entire year

how each day until nye feels

https://t.co/UumfGPgbHV

Me: I think I got Cutiepie Syndrome, Doc. Doctor: I keep telling you… That is NOT real. Me: Please, you gotta help me. Doctor: *turns to You, the viewer* Did you imagine me as a “man doctor” while you were reading this?

did you seriously just make this house a home

This Eevee's greed sickens me.