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on the bed, in the shower, by the counter give me more!!!!
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crazy how many ppl actually believe liking TECHNO more than idk guaracha, reggaeton, tech house etc makes them cool and enlightened. baby I hate to break it to you…
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that was the setup 5 years ago when I played Sheffield for the first time
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no babe x
@vtss_pl
can you close your set with Michael Bibi hanging tree tomorrow please love that track 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏❤️
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a guy wearing Vivienne Westwood pearls chased me down the street to ask me out. I think I need a makeover, this is not my targeted audience!
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told my driver I’m in nyc to dj, he got rly excited and put how deep is ur love & kept looking through the rearview mirror if I’m vibing to it 😭 bless him
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just maybe stop worrying what’s cool and enjoy the music & let others to the same 🤍 y’all build personalities over thinking ur cooler than others based on listening to umtz umtz every weekend lol
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‘fake dj, prerecorded set’ like I’m gonna go ahead and claim it would be easier to learn how to dj than remember a 60 min of 3 decks mixing choreo, hand moves on faders, backspins & random cuts lmao like
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not the driver in Barcelona thinking he’s picking up bts and asking why I don’t look Korean
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the amount of abuse i get online from techno ppl from literally other side of the world based on a 15 sec clip from festivals and clubs, comments on how im being booked cause im hot or literally asking to 'remove' from a techno scene, its so jokes
why is techno crowd so elitist
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men will literally do anything instead of going to therapy
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techno bros: can we finally agree she gets all the bookings only cause she’s hot
me: omg u think I’m hot 👉🏻👈🏻😌😍🥰
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this guy slid into my dms, called me a whore, asked to dj in his bathroom & then sent a 2 min vid of him givin himself scarifications on his face with a vast blunt kitchen knife. i will not be checking msg requests ever again 🤝
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i miss when hard techno sounded more like dave the drummer & hydraulix and not hardstyle
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there’s something truly fascinating about techno fans going to a big room event with the biggest paid djs in the industry on the line up and calling anything else that’s not big room techno sound ‘commercial’
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my new annoying trick to read the crowd - I drop hot it in by tiesto & charli, and based solely on the response to this I build the rest of the set lol
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everyone’s a bad b*tch until you gotta play them cdjs 3000 with those acrylic extensions
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it’s either ‘why is she touching all the knobs and nothing is changing’ or ‘why is she dancing so much instead of djing’ lol make up ur mind bro
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my teenage bully just apologized to me, I said thanks and gave her my merch :)
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does anyone actually enjoy posting content? going through gigs videos, choosing, posting, interacting etc - my least fav part of the job currently. It used to feel so exciting sharing updates but since the pandemic and the digitization of raves it just feels dreadful
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bossa nova healed my soul, I’m no longer quitting music, sorry to disappoint
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São Paulo forever 💕🇧🇷
Charli, Pabllo Vittar, Shygirl, VTSS, LSDXOXO at Club Shy tonight in São Paulo. Ponyboy by SOPHIE playing 🦄
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the dj before me closed with a gotye’s ‘somebody that I used to know’ hardtechno edit and this sadly swayed my vote in that bloody edit discourse 😭
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NYC I guess I couldn’t stay away 😬
added a little stop in my tour, ltd cap
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people from all other cities demanding tix giveaways now lol, we’ll talk when ur as loving and supportive as Brazilian & Colombian fans hehe <3
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as I lay on the floor and couldn't get up for 5 minutes after falling down the stairs last night, I realized that I am now ready for marriage. dms are now open.
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I’ve actually started asking promoters in cities around the world what’s the predominant substance that’s consumed around there to adjust my vibe expectations lol
there is far too much ket on dancefloors in the uk imo. everyone should have fun but it sucks seeing people kind of just standing around like zombies and not dancing. i have so much more fun dancing in a club when the people around me are more engaged
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ba lost my luggage so I had to dj the biggest event of my life in my travel moonboots and sweats, serving après ski
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how do techno djs (play &) lip sync shi like 'dance on cocaine lsd ecstasy, follow us to the cocaine bar & the lsd island' with a straight face and then proceed to complain how teenagers dancing on tiktok are cringe
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I actually did
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someoene replied to my story being like ‘how many guys did you have to fu*k for this shit’ (I assume my new mv) I replied sth unbothered and funny and he was like omg i love you can’t believe you replied to me I texted you so many times
mfs are insane
(I’ve blocked him)
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yay I think I’m starting a label!!!
based around the little universe around my FYE radio show, so if ur fun, sexy, weirdo dance tunes looking for home send it to the e-mail 🫶
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not even a day has passed since dry January and I already let this guy explain crypto to me in a natural wine bar in east london
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any tips on lying more? do y’all improvise or prepare content at home? or use other people’s/movies stories? I’ve been way too honest for too long
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whoever treated themselves with
@boysnoize
usb last night in london - hopefully it was accidental - please return it today or we will have to release the footage to find you :(
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Alt8 - el sueño edit
Hi
@vtss_pl
is there any chance to know the track ID of this one? (The vocals are from Colombian folklore 🥺😍😭😭😭😭)
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surprise for all my annoying ppl at midnight (locally) on Spotify 🫦
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