pretentious academic
@vicedcuriosity
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she/ her. i like pineapples. curiosity is the biggest vice and hence killed the cat (me)- but satisfaction bought it back (bit hedonistic like that)
crynation
Joined March 2022
so true we’re so doomed. no social interaction, no sexual interaction, no interaction whatsoever gross
These days, these foetuses have neither sex education, nor socialization, nor good vocabulary. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sucks to suck Gen Z and Gen Alpha.
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I love that moment when young, reactive, enthucutlet Marxists leave Marx behind for once and read actual Philosophy (and not theoretical-pragmatic political economy disguised as praxis).
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u want me to have kids after this?!!
Becoming a parent is much more detrimental to women’s academic careers than it is to men’s Read the full story: https://t.co/41jopB4e3h
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arey yaar shaadi ke time 7 phere lena lowkey unoptimal can we do 47 phere mere 20k steps hit hojaayenge
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surya being an impact player in a franchise t20 match after winning the t20 world cup is so funny to me #deserved 🤣
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don’t underestimate my topping ability
"Enjoy the blowjob, but reflect on it" might be THE greatest sentence of 2026. How could you possibly top that.
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me @ him
the unexamined blowjob is not worth giving
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wdym oscar doesn’t finish even one lap in 2 races still has 2 points and now finishes p2
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my driver is crazy bro did not finish a lap in the last two races and now he’s leading today’s race 🤣
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AI slop prose cannot compete against my writing style of overly academic, mixed with terminally online slang and the awkward phrasing of a non-native english speaker, which is why AI is bad
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the concept of advertising a self funded phd- like u are paying money to advertise not paying money -
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when i say that i think im on the spectrum and you wonder if i mean im autistic or gay but i actually mean both
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