i was gonna complain about something else but never mind i just saw a dog in a sidecar!!!!.

i lived in a 10 mile radius of this exact spot for three decades maam… but she would have no way of knowing this of course. bc it’s humiliating and why i left.

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when we checked into our hotel i showed the woman my license that’s still from tennessee and she was like “oh you’re a LONG way from home” and i involuntarily bark laughed bc the hospital where i was born is literally like half a mile away.

drove 4 hours for the last day of red cinnamon soft serve. and some other stuff technically. but mostly the ice cream

every damn year

RT @theo_nash: More on the pause in doctoral admissions at the University (Polytechnic?) of Chicago:

RT @matthewschmitz: @theo_nash Clifford Ando has an article today examining how we got here.

got a time sensitive clusterfuck that needs fixing by 4:30 pm and the internet just went down on our computers lmao god does NOT want me here.

RT @Srirachachau: Cracking up at this, it’s like a Nancy punchline

i didn’t need this

“eva if the keurig is sitting next to the grave then what is implied to be buried in it” don’t worry about that right now.

i’d say everyone at work is doing just fine and feeling normal. anyway i made this little paper grave for the coffee maker’s memorial

tried playing an otamatone yesterday and i gotta be honest. i really thought your mouth was involved somehow. it’s not though. just the otamatone’s mouth. well every days a school day!.

let’s move our ears like butterfly wings next to momma.

RT @TRAILSANDWAYS: days can feel bleak, then you talk to an IBEW member in a fast-growing southern local who's getting stewards in gear for….

sometimes when it rains chicago gently emanates the smell of stale bowling alley cigarettes from everywhere. and i think that’s beautiful.

please stop yelling at me about it on tiktok, i know my african net sponge is fake. i know. i know. i know. please. i know. i already know.

RT @abndesigns:

RT @AssalRad: “What story have you made up about Palestinians to justify their genocide?”

RT @TennesseeTwunk: How it feels to be able to take the train to the airport and it’s only $2.50