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I can't look at this pic the same.
🚨Andre Onana is LIKELY to play in goal for Manchester United against Leicester City despite doubts over his availability due to illness. His condition has improved and it's hoped that he will be passed fit. [@ChrisWheelerDM]
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Drake's ghostwriters realizing they name dropped Millie even though Kendrick didn't mention her.
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Admin said fair enough😭😭.
Rashford gets his second. A pretty good free-kick to be fair. 🔵 1-2 🔴 [73'] #CHEMUN.
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Chelsea's bench after signing Felix
🚨🔵 EXCL: Chelsea are closing in on João Félix deal! Talks are at final stages to get it sealed soon. Verbal agreement almost done with Atlético, final details on structure being completed. TOTAL agreement with João on personal terms as he wants #CFC return. Almost there.
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Just seen Italy's left winger.
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Oi I'm finished😭.
Genuinely my fav thing in the world at the moment is those unexpected exits on tiktok.
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When the Man City version of this tweet drops>>>.
BREAKING: Donald Trump found guilty on all 34 counts.
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Garnacho's motion still kills me, man had 75k people screaming suii at 17 years old😭
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Those first 2 SUII's after Ronaldo returned🕊
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City fans are too funny this badge was still in use in 2016😭😭😭.
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Antony: 9 goals this season. Mudryk: 12 goals in his entire career
Mudryk: 2 Premier league assists. Sancho and Antony combined: 2 premier league assists
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These Grok AI images are killing me, what was Elon thinking giving this to football twitter😭😭😭.
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I'm crying he didn't post anything for EtH😭.
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This goal still kills me coz VVD was ready for a 1v1 edit but didn't realize that Bruno is a mad man😭😭😭
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Someone said the pitch invader was Rodri thinking he was in the UCL final😭
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"There we land" vs "Here we go" this summer.
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Nowadays it's "Antony on for".
rooney on for ronaldo now. it doesn't get any easier.
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"How the competition works".
🏆 How the competition works.🤔 Potential opponents.🗓️ Date for the draw. Everything you need to know about the Champions League ahead of the 23/24 season 👇.
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Kroos when he found out which team likes to buy 30+ year old Madrid players .
🚨 BREAKING: Toni Kroos RETIRES. He’s leaving Real Madrid and retiring right after Euro 2024. Legend. 🎩✨
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Positive Goal Difference
Niggas only be wanting 1thing and it start with a P 🤦🏽♀️😑.
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Lived it, loved it. Farewell McFred.
🚨🔵 Napoli and Manchester United are completing Scott McTominay deal today. Manchester United prepared to authorize travel for McTominay, still waiting on final formal steps. €30m package plus 10% sell-on clause. ⏳🏴
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It wasn't even a prem game, prem admin I salute you😭❤️.
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He's kicking ball already???.
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Uncle Jonny Evans.
Define longevity🤔.
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THE RED CARTEL.
Biggest Threat to English Football is not from the following clubs: . ❌ Man City .❌ Newcastle Utd .❌ Chelsea .❌ Everton .❌ Aston Villa .❌ N Forest .❌ Leicester City . Serious threat to future of English football is from the Red Cartel ✅
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Dalot's passion for Yanited is insane, it's like he came through the academy😭❤️
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Fixing the GK issue has revealed all the weaknesses of the outfield players.
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The leak is leaking that he's laying low😭.
🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: Manchester United have stepped up their pursuit of leaks and moles and one source, who was leaking the United teams, tells: . “Ruben Amorim lost his s*** so I have to lie low for a bit.”. [@DailyMailUK]
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This had me dying😭😭😭😭
If there were a“Man United Twitter” Hall of Fame, honouring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?.
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This goal still moves me so much.
Best Anthony Martial goal in a Utd shirt?🤔🔴.
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No article for this mid Trent performance?.
Does Mainoo possess the defensive discipline to play the ‘no 6’ role?. ✍️ @JBurtTelegraph. #TelegraphFootball | #ThreeLions.
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-Yanited trophy pics.-Took Chelsea's Europa spot.-Newcastle out of Europe.-ETH surpassed Arteta's achievements in 2 season.-Rodri tears.-Football Heritage😭❤️.
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130 years and all the clips are in 4K uno
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Varane's last full 90 minute game was winning the cup with Yanited
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"And it's kickoff here at Old Trafford, Ten Hag's men will be hoping to see a change in for- MBEUMOOOO, it's 1-0 Brentford"
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I understand and respect the charities but that's the Amrabat money.
🚨🚨🌕| #mufc are under pressure to donate Mason Greenwood's potential transfer fee to charities fighting domestic abuse. [@TelegraphSport].
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Yanited playing 1 game a week instead of 3.
What massively improved your mental health?.
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Bro we brought Mainoo, Amad, Shaw, Mount and Amass off the bench, we lowkey have firepower😭.
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They added a zero by accident
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HE'S HIM😭❤️.
SOMEONE CLIP HOJLUND TELLING THE CROWD TO PIPE DOWN RIGHT NOW😭😭.
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Barca, City and Arsenal all going home in the same week. No City Treble. Liverpool going home tomorrow. The greatest week of hatewatching of all time😭❤️
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When Duran gets subbed into the game on Sunday, I'm switching off the TV.
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Brighton actually only turn up for United at Old Trafford this is ridiculous.
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Ten Hag watched the Onana performance and said let's go for Pickford.
🚨💰 Manchester United are ready to move for England no.1 Jordan Pickford - whether David de Gea leaves or not. @talkSPORT.
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20 questions with Jack Grealish while Rashy has to deal with 20 articles from the Telegraph, life is not fair uno.
Most famous contact 📱.Favourite sports documentary 📺.Meeting Rihanna 🤩. 20 questions with Jack Grealish 👀
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Madrid and United both becoming champions at Wembley within the space of a week. This is football heritage.
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Don't you ever mention a United player again.
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Antony "the flop" has scored the same amount of goals as Gabriel Jesus this season.
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Just clocked if we beat Fulhanm, we can say "it's lonely at the top" for at least a day.
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Rival fans this transfer window
Calafiori at 40m is better than Yoro at 60m.
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We got him on a Chelsea prison contract😭❤️😭❤️.
🚨🔴 EXCL: Amad Diallo’s new deal at Manchester United will be valid until June 2030, understand NO extra year option included. ❗️ It will be signed by Amad on Thursday. Despite calls from two top clubs even this month, Amad only wanted to stay and renew at Man United.
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9 year old me when I found out Chiellini and Bonucci weren't brothers
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Bruno's hamstrings after being rested for the 1st time in 5 years.
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That goal against Arsenal on his debut sold me the nastiest dream😭.
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You're absolutely correct.
For those that aren’t aware, the FA Community Shield will only be classed as a trophy tomorrow if:. • Manchester United win.• Manchester City lose. It will be classed as a dinner plate if:. • Manchester City win.• Manchester United lose. [via @FA]
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We need to get Trey off this app.
Europa League- Roma.Fa Cup- Man United.Champions League- Inter . Then I can enjoy the break in peace and joy. God Abeg 🙏🏾.
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Thank you for keeping our OT halftime record alive🫡.
🚨🚨| Sofyan Amrabat will return to Fiorentina training on Wednesday after the club received communication that #mufc would not sign him permanently. [@TuttoMercatoWeb]
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Just won the treble and the Super Cup and the manager has to beg for fans to fill the stadium.
Pep Guardiola: "Tomorrow hopefully we will have the stadium full [vs Newcastle]. Stay with us please, because we are not in our best moment. Especially in our bad moment, please stay with us because we need the noise and support. " [via @ManCityMEN].
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The fact that Bruno hit this first-time without taking a touch is outrageous man.
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Yanited actually went a whole summer without signing someone over the age of 30😭❤️
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