Co-Founder
@trustnimbl
. Tax Guru. Husband. Father 5x. Travel Wanderer. Has-been tennis player. I tweet about Taxes, Accounting, Jazz, BYU, and miles & points.
It’s Sir
@richardbranson
‘s birthday today.
I was up 4-1 in the set, but this new 69 year old machine came back and beat me in a tie-breaker 6-7 (5-7).😫
Happy Birthday RB, you’re the only 69 year old I will ever admit losing to in tennis. I look forward to the rematches. 🎾
Thank you
@CocoGauff
for making these kids dreams come true tonight at the “In and Out” drive-thru. You played an incredible match and fought hard!
The kids were so happy when they saw you posted about it on your Insta Stories as well! 💙 Sending much love!
Would you all believe me if I told you Coco was on our flight home, and happened sit on our “same row”! 🤯
You can’t make this up! She was as classy as they come, once again!
Good luck in Miami! 💯
Calala Island Twitter Trip Review.
Feel free to ask questions and I'll probably respond in the main thread to keep information visible for others.
There is no continuity to this, but just random thoughts.
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#calalaisland
Thank you
@CocoGauff
for making these kids dreams come true tonight at the “In and Out” drive-thru. You played an incredible match and fought hard!
The kids were so happy when they saw you posted about it on your Insta Stories as well! 💙 Sending much love!
Remembering that day Sir
@richardbranson
invited me to go to space with him…
I politely declined. 🤦♂️
But can I still claim it as one of the most 🏀 moments of my life or is it now one of the dumbest?… 🤪
Congrats RB and
@virgingalactic
! Absolutely incredible.
I'm headed to NECKER ISLAND for my 3rd time this summer! I think it's time to start working on my tennis game for the epic rematch with Sir. Richard Branson!
#NeckerIsland
A year ago today I flew my drone over my house viewing the destruction of a batch of fertilizer mixed wrong (everything died).
We took it as an opportunity to redo the yard. A year later I’m happy with the changes and grateful we’ve had it this quarantined season of our life.
Solar paneled “up lighting” in the back yard installed. Loving the intimate feel with the low flame.
Wife and I come out here every night after kids go to bed and just talk.
I refuse to believe in the saying “Once in a lifetime” or “In my dreams.” If you want to do something, put your mind to it and make it happen. Literally, make it freaking happen! Find a way! 3rd trip to Necker for our 10 year anniversary. It’s 💯 every single time!
#NeckerIsland
My guess is a Lehi, Utah Temple in Traverse Mountain right next to Viewpoint Middle School and Belmont Elementary will be announced this
#generalconference
Same acreage as the Saratoga Springs Temple. The Church also owns similar acreage in Alpine for what it's worth...
Our family visited three separate special needs orphanages today in Guatemala bringing simple gifts to 26 special children.
It was a wonderful experience for us, but one word keeps resonating with me, “selfless”. I’m in complete awe of the Christlike love in these orphanages❤️
We boarded the plane and asked the 1st Class passengers if they’d rather have my wife and I sit with them... but with a baby... or an 8 and 4 year old. 😬
You can guess where the parents and baby ended up. Party in the back of the plane! 🎉
My linkedin network is very much different than my twitter network, but wanted to show my excitement on both platforms!
This starts the beginning of a new venture. Redefining and modernizing the accounting industry through cloud-accounting and unprecedented data and insights.
Nothing screams more “BYU” than a family of 7 attending a game together in Las Vegas!
Yeah, that’s my family and I love it! 💙
#gocougs
#byu
#allegiantstadium
Sorry for the twitter PDA, but this woman is typically pretty reluctant to my crazy adventures, but she always supports me 100% of the time and ends up loving it. I’m a pretty lucky guy!
Make sure to find someone that always supports you, but also keep you grounded as well!❤️
These women deserve better!
@TommyHaas13
and
@BNPPARIBASOPEN
- this is a picture of the final point on Stadium 2.
Please fix the schedule to move more matches to Stadium 1. And allow Stadium 1 ticket holders into Stadium 2.
Disgrace for fans, players, and overall experience
Game. Set. Match. It’s been an honor to play tennis with this Knight early each morning. And yes, he’s still kicking my trash. RB is a machine!
#NeckerIsland
Took the 3 year old for a helicopter ride this afternoon. He made me feel like the coolest Dad in the world as he repeatedly told me, “Dad, dis like da best day eva.” I feel the same jeering you say that little bud.
Calala gave us a full time nanny for the kids! This might actually be a “vacation” for wife and I and not a “trip.” Although, I do love traveling as a family.
I also learned only 2 other kids have ever stayed here since they opened 3 years ago, we doubled that number...🤣
Just did my first guest podcast with
@asthejoeflies
and
@tmount
. What a great time talking to those guys - great questions and easy to talk to. I feel like this is my opportunity to
#levelup
up in the points/miles world at this point!
This is my 4 child named Banks, we have the same love language - Sugar! 😋
My wife catches us all the time in our room sharing rollos, starbursts, sour watermelons, M&Ms, etc. together!
We enjoy laughing together and blowing on each other’s tummy’s.😆
Being a Dad is awesome!
Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours. We kept the Sundance tradition alive. 😋
Also, I
#givethanks
to yummy food and each one of these people in my life. Especially my wife who is growing our 5th child! She’s our rock! 👊🏼
There is no such thing as a gimme with this crew. Never.
5 best friends since 5 years old, now we have 21 kids between us and play golf whenever we get the chance.
A stranger took this photo my family today while we were visiting the Whitsundays.
The stranger found me later in the day and air dropped it to me.
At first I thought it was simply comical. But the more I look at it, my heart swells for my pure love for these humans! 💙
Two tax words that are not synonyms
Tax “Evasion” = Illegal tax strategy
Tax “Avoidance” = Legal tax strategy
*I don’t have an opinion on which would you want to use, but please use them correctly.
#TaxTwitter
TFW when
@spg
surprises you at your house with matching robes with your names embroidered in them! That next level stuff! Thank you.
@spgassist
@StRegisMaldives
Necker brings in handfuls of real pros to work on the island full-time to work with Richard (Tennis coaches, water sports guys, chefs, etc.).
So grateful for the water sports pros for hooking me up with some amazing new hobbies (Foiling and Kite Surfing). They are 💯👌
@ldsbishop
My understanding is SLC was only "active" holy of Holies, but it is understood that a sealing room in each temple has been designated at the time of construction to be used (if needed) for the purposes of allowing the Prophet to approach the Lord. Need to find source though....
President Oaks never ceases to amaze me.
He eloquently and flawlessly takes on the current issues of the world with such clarity and simplicity.
Every person in the earth needs to hear his message! ❤️
#GeneralConference
Wow! First time in 10+ years I’m under 5/24 on credit card applications. Amazing what happens when you’ve been blacklisted by Citi, Chase, Barclays, and BoA... 🤦♂️
Thanks Amex for always being the constant in my life! 🤞
I was turned away at Seattle
@AskAmex
Centurion Lounge using my
@AmericanExpress
Centurion Credit Card because I didn't have a Platinum Card... 🤦♂️
This card continues to give me no love...I had to explain to the lady that the Centurion Card gives access to the Centurion Lounge.
ATTN: Business Owners (All types). Take 15 minutes out of your day and apply for the Economic Injury Disaster Loan (EIDL) the SBA just made live on their website. Don't procrastinate.
Up to $10K considered a "grant" unless you also apply for PPP.
Confession time. I had fried chicken at least 3x/week the last 2 months... 😫
Committing to my 19 twitter friends I’m not having soda or fried food for at least 12 weeks.
I started at
@owletbabycare
when there were only 10 of us and we were trying to figure out how to launch our v1 sock to the market.
I left when v3 was in the incubator being developed. My mind is blown on the progress of this company!
Thanks
@spg
and
@StRegisMaldives
for one of the best weeks of my life! Birds eye view looks good on you. Now time to replenish my SPG points again.
#drone
@rudygobert27
I have your jersey and love you, but please don't get into this. I want you to speak out and be active in issues, but this land grab was unconstitutional and straight up petty by the previous POTUS. Thankfully, the people here in Utah had a voice and had it changed back.
And the final result! I’m grateful for my wonderful wife that supported me the entire day on this project. Something I would completely expect
@RenaeIngles
to do with her husband Joe with a crazy idea like this.
LETS GO JAZZ!
#utahjazz
#takenote
Years ago I realized following sports on twitter while watching live was a pretty awesome experience.
I'm learning today following
#generalconference
on twitter while watching live is equally as awesome!
Bring on the Hosannah Shout tomorrow morning!◻️This conference is 🔥
PPP help! If there are any businesses with 5+ employees that failed in PPP Round 1. Please send me a DM.
My company has a preferred lending relationship with a local bank that was 100% round 1 in PPP with SBA. I want to help my network.
Get your money and save your business!
@wallerswallet
I love it! Except let me be "that guy"...
The Biz Plat 1.5x benefit is capped at $2M spend each calendar year. He'd need the centurion business that isn't capped to pull it off! 😉
The couple that runs Calala Island are some of the nicest people. They are from South Africa.
They showed us to the Master Suite and then said, “since it’s just you guys and it’s a private island, your kids can take the other bungalows if you’re okay with that!”
Just had a legit 75+ old lady in her handicapped sticker Plymouth car just delivered my
@UberEats
. After getting inside my house, I realized she had even made me a personalized “valentine.” Rose, you will be getting a nice tip from yours truly! 💙👌
Me: Where do your typical guests travel from?
Calala Worker: Mostly Europe, very few Americans. But in 2020, our schedule is full of American reservations, we’re not sure why.
Me: hmmm... interesting.😝
@SportyMcSports
Possibility of a Disqualifying disposition of stock. Did you sell stock in 2022 within 2 years of receiving the grant or within 1 year of exercising an ISO?
The colorful city of Antigua reminds me of Murano, Italy (without the water canals).
Therefore, we made our first stop to an Italian gelato shop. Winning move by Dad I must say. 💯
Processed over $8MM of PPP loans today to prep them for the Bank on Monday.
Call your CPAs and accountants and check on them. Make sure they are okay.
It's been a wild and crazy ride the past few months.
Will it get better?
If you ever fail to acknowledge your wife for how amazing she is, get super sick for a week.
I’m out for the count and only get out of bed to use the restroom.
Wife get sick and she somehow still keeps the house clean, runs carpool, and takes care of these 4 kids while I work.
I just finished watch Crazy Rich Asians, I thought it was a sweet romantic story line.
But the real reason I'm posting this is to see how long it takes for my friend Esther to like this tweet. Countdown begin...
#crazyrichasians
Don’t worry
@AlaskaAir
! I put the 6 and 5 year old in First Class by themselves. I’ll be in the back of the plane if they start crying... but rather you not interrupt me.
Calala has similar culture as Necker in the fact that they don’t ever want to use the word “no”.
Any request at any time and they will do their best to fulfill it.
4 year old taking it to up a level asking for chocolate chip cookies and chicken nuggets.
Both fulfilled! 👌
HBD to my rock! Thirty Three years young to this momma of 4 today!We celebrated eating as much Hula Pie that could fit in our stomach tonight.
#HuntingtonBeach
#Dukes
We started to get island fever so the chef asked if we wanted to catch dinner with him.
No fishing pole needed, just a reel of line and a hook and brought home 20 snappers in an hour time.
Tasted delicious! 😋
#calalaisland