Professor Switch
@unluckybutter3
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I could use my expansive vocabulary, cursing is a preference tho. Credentials are credentials.
Atlanta, GA
Joined April 2020
Got dressed for brunch, caught an attitude, didn’t go. 🫠
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Aye mane, them shiver me timber niggas hold a special place in my heart 😮💨😂
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I knew it was some bout him lol
Ben Da Don had to join the TSU Nupes as soon as they started performing 😂🔥👀
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God forbid you have a brother. 😮💨 You REALLY see that it’s your mom taking her own hate for it happening to her, out on you. Cause them niggas surely don’t get that type of energy, ultimatum, nor consistent harassment.
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I feel like every black woman I know ended up in this EXACT SAME argument. And purely because it happened to our moms as teens too. Repeated spite. When me and my mom came to this head, I knew there was only one option: get up out of her shit. Nothing left to say, just do.
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Outta immaturity I treated ppl horribly and I wish I could take it back … I know I can’t so I just try my best to do better going forward
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Black households all fail in that same way. It be 3 generations of the family all living under one roof broke asf bc systemic oppression and instead of trying to figure out how to come up together and buck the system, they start pocket watching each other and counting favors!
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I haven’t quite reached “go out to a bar by myself” level. But since Kiana out of town…I might just have to. 🫠
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Do not ask me to send you pics/vids. If I’m into you I’ll do it automatically.
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Once I get in the bed and rub these feet together, I’m rubbing the stresses of the day away. Don’t ask me to get back up.
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“We got action!”
you throwing it back & all of the sudden you see his phone camera light from above, what is your response?
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I love women who be sàd but still funny. that’s top-tier emotional multitasking.
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I’ve been stalked fr. It’s really disturbing. Niggas don’t even be realizing the type of weird bitches they be having you mixed up with.
you don't understand real evil until you’re being stalked by another woman because she feels threatened by something in YOU that she can’t find within herself.
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I could meet a nigga at this very second and his birthday is tomorrow, if he ain’t got nothing going on…I’m planning his birthday. lol these are the basics of reciprocity in all honesty.
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Why isn’t his birthday already planned by shawty? lol
fourth date ends up being on his bday. Would you offer to pay for dinner or just get him a little treat after?
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sadly, i’m the daughter who loves her family but feels more at peace when she’s away from them
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It’s not really petty but 2021. Me and this girl linked maybe twice. Somebody in my complex got evicted and she suggested we go out there and go through their stuff. Never heard from me again
what’s the pettiest reason you’ve decided someone wasn’t dateable?
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