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vanya 🧪 a better world is possible. disabled pervert, cilice crafter (comms open), public health student, brain tumor haver 🧫 @vanya_afterdark 🇵🇸

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@unclevanya69
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sorry for getting horny about medieval torture methods again. as though it's my fault
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thinking about this
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i made a migraine pride flag! it represents different levels of how dark i need my room to be when i have a migraine
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this one
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What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
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me in CPR class when i brought black nitrile gloves and everyone else brought blue ones
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honestly i love this. i love grindr lmfao
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throw back to this iconic tweet i made while very high on ketamine
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i'm not t4t because of "safety" i'm t4t because i think trans people are hot
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most of my tiktok fyp is cats but occasionally i get a gem like this
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am i having a stroke
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miss the days where you could just say you have a fragile constitution and people would give you patent medicines filled with opium. these days you gotta explain your specific genetic disorder to people on the subway and beg your doctor for 800mg ibuprofen
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one time i gravbonged a cig and almost shit my pants
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i know i'm not "conventionally attractive" but once you're comfortable in your skin, kind, and funny it doesn't really matter that you look a little weird. i transitioned so i could look like a weird little dude and i'm more than happy with it
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affirmations: my body is normal and can handle changes in the barometric pressure
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@unclevanya69
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one time we had this regular at one of the trader joe's i worked at who got scurvy. like a man, on land 24/7. not some pirate on a sailing ship in 1700. he got scurvy. and i was like yeah jared* that makes sense i literally never see you buying anything but the mini meatballs
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@sarahwaters420 IM LOSING MY MIND Best possible timeline
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thinking of how i came out to my grandma and she was like "well didn't every woman have and enjoy sexual encounters with other women?" and i was like "NANA????"
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linguist mutuals: discuss
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the weird fearmongering about how testosterone will make u bald, hairy, changes your fat distribution etc, i think we need to challenge why we think those things are bad. yeah it's scary to not know what changes u may have from hormones but was first puberty not also like that?
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@_mrpussy why does he need uber when he could land a helicopter on that forehead
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so pissed that cigarettes are bad for you
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@hologramvin it's so funny taking T has made me understand why my brother was That Insane during his teen years (among other things)
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why is this picture of trent reznor so transedgender
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thinking about the time i got "called out" for blood play (yeah. i know) and i made this
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apparently this made it to tumblr and they're loving it
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i love posting my proud skinny to fat timeline because i LOVE being fat and hate seeing everyone post their "glow ups" where they lost 50 pounds. like i'm happy for you or whatever but being fat can also be good
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@unclevanya69
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hey! thanks for your input. unfortunately i hate you
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i think this would cure me
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I found out today that in the 1800s they tried calming down mania patients by putting them in a big chair swing and spinning them around very quickly until they passed out
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trans day of rage. trans day of revenge. trans day of razing the earth over what you've done to us.
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i feel like this isn't common knowledge, so i would like to share something: if u see someone w a mobility aid, be it cane, crutch, walker, wheelchair, pls try to avoid forcing us on to sidewalk grates. they can make us very unstable, and canes/crutches can get caught in them!!
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moon bears are trans masc (have top surgery scars)
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please don't spread misinformation. HPV and the cancers caused by it are very much still around. the HPV vaccine is not effective against all forms of HPV. you are not an epidemiologist and i suggest you pick up a book. the only eradicated human disease is smallpox.
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I don't think it's discussed enough how a whole form of cancer was wiped out by vaccinating against HPV - a virus.
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humiliating
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you just had to be there
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jesus fucking christ dude
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my twitter account is for autistics, transgenders, schizophrenics, drug addicts, strippers, ancient mystics, virgin priestesses, girls who vape, boys who go grocery shopping, and danny devito
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actually i'd prefer this
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@slut4blastbeats people keep saying it's bc he's irish??? but afaik he lives in america....
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great bumper sticker
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since oomf has scurvy what's the weirdest disease/disorder you ever had? mine is a toss up between severe e. coli, pre-vaccine covid, and sepsis
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oh my god
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i love explaining to cis men that i've been on testosterone for 5 years because their brains kinda implode trying to understand my gender
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i'm too cunt for this world i guess
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@bimbotheory sex educator in bio i am rollingggggg noooooo
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you are NOT prepared for what this cat sounds like. NOT. PREPARED.
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put a whisker on top of her head to make her look like a pikmin
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you clearly have not been to the ER very often
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veterinarian hospitals are so weird. imagine you go to the doctors for a broken foot and you see another sick guy in the lobby and start fighting him
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@_mrpussy like 90% of this is just AAVE too
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just remembered this post and i cannot stop laughing
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fagdyke4dykefag
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this is such utter bullshit
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happy thursday
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@blackmetalbrews this looks like one of the cullens
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@blockingyouall SUNK MY FUNKING CONK
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to be loved is to be changed
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how im feeling today
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being a pervert is one of life's greatest joys! reveling in sexuality and hedonism is a net positive actually!
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T made me normal
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people on T how did it affect your anger? is it just a weird myth that it makes u angrier lmao
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how it feels trying to force myself to maintain relationships when i'm entering a depressive episode
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i don't get fetishized for being trans anymore because i only fuck trans people and they fetishize me for other things, like my red hair or my new england accent or the fact that i'm really annoying. happy pride!
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get pickled idiot
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sparkle on!!!
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honestly i cannot stop laughing at this
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what is the f^g hag equivalent for dykes
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living rent free in your head also i have taken down a load bearing wall and i smoke inside
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thinking about this
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happy friday
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hey can i use your bathroom? thanks [EARTH SHATTERING SLAM] [BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM] [BONES CRUNCHING] oh yeah that's the stuff [WOLF HOWLING] [HORSES WHINNYING] [PORN STYLE MOANING]
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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alex just sent me this..... fucking little freak shut herself in their dresser drawer what is her problem!!!! look at her little paws!!!!!
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*voice so horny it should be illegal* men should NOT have long hair no man should have shoulder length hair it doesn't look good someone should try to prove me wrong i'm a visual learner
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"you really say you love strangers and random people you don't know?" without love and care for one another we would be nothing. hope that helps
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in 2021 i wrote about my father's death and what it meant for me as a survivor of CSA at his hands. i decided to update and republish the essay, that you can read here:
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*guy who doesn't understand religion* i think i have a parasocial relationship with jesus
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spooky season doesn't end on halloween. all of winter is spooky. nights are longer, buildings creak and groan, radiators rattle, it's unsettlingly quiet..... winter is terrifying. in the best way
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ONE YEAR!!!!
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just wait till this person hears about dykes who are faggots
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thank you for posting this colleen it's so me
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thinking about how someone i know said they never invited me to the club/shows because i "wouldn't be able to handle it" due to my disabilities. my brother in christ i'm in the pit swinging my cane around my head helicopter style
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i'm being censored
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i don't understand how people can just... not wanna do things for their friends? it's okay if it's beyond your abilities or whatever but i see so much shit on here that's like "don't do things for your friends that may be slightly difficult"
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in better news, i'm 500 days sober!
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i may be a gay man but i am also a dyke
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like actually no queen but i'm glad we've had this conversation it explains a lot about you
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* name changed on the recommendation of my lawyer
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i am one year sober today:)
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i lived bitch
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she's so tired from eating parmesan cheese off the counter
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WHO BOOKMARKED SCURVY JARED FJDJDJFJ
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rasputin was the original quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style
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friday feeling
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transgender oedipus be like "gender is what's in your head and sex is what i have with my mom"
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i think about the david byrne mugging incident all the time
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