UncleHive
@unclehive
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“No you can’t put in there!” “Just breathe bro” “Noooo that’s my anus!!” “You’re good bro” “No stop fucking me!! I do not consent!!” “It’s almost in bro, just 6 more inches” “God damn my anus is torn!! Noooo!!!” “Gonna cum inside you bro” “Nooo please no!!”
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This ad encapsulates the middle class ennui of 1960s America. See: a man made of snow forced by his owners/enslavers to wear a permanent rictus grin while about to drink a hot beverage that will kill him & melt him, all while his enslavers profit from the imagery of his death
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It’s important to keep learning epp me well well 🙏
@unclehive @Reuters In Nigerian Pidgin English, you can say: "Tenk yu Grok, dat wan epp me well well."
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The time will come when you, straight man, are invited into the villa of an obese sheikh in Dubai. Regardless of your intelligence or ambition, you will be condemned to perform analingus on obese males for the remainder of your lifetime. Be grateful for the hours that remain.
There are several billion people right now, who, regardless of intelligence or ambition, will toil in a lifetime of effective servitude or worse, with zero opportunity for upward mobility, regardless of what they do. Be grateful. https://t.co/RfzMTro96B
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Notice that the exhortation “show hole” appears nowhere on this pyramid, because it is a powerful cry from the underclass to dismantle systems of oppression by unshackling the colonial settler-mindset of fearing the body “Show hole” is profoundly anti-capitalist cry of freedom
Here's a graphic used to teach DEI at the Harvard Graduate School of Education. I know some left and liberal intellectuals have highly theorized versions of this stuff but we have to pay attention to what is actually in the world, used in corporations and organizations.
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Would you watch an HBO limited series about a night soil collector called “The Nightman”❓
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STRAIGHT GUYS: Would you be mad if corporate used your likeness in AI video depicting you nude &declaring your fetish is performing analingus on obese males at all hours &video went viral &dozens of obese males cornered you daily &forced you to perform analingus to completion❓
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Why are you governable❓ That is a classic “breedable twink” mindset. Unshackle your mind & free your hole from would-be Republican colonizers
We’re governed by the stupidest people imaginable
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No one’s talking enough about the male loneliness epidemic.
@SenGillibrand Dear @SenGillibrand: In your envisioned future, what role will I along with my son play? We are both "diseased" in that we are male so how will we be dealt with? Do we have a future? - Professor Dr. Gad Saad, A Hapless Male
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I hate to be the whistleblower on this but enough is enough, @jeremymstamper gamed the system by requesting an accommodation for extra time when he took the IQ test. He was given extra time as an ADA accommodation for his learning disability, which is a developmental disability
@ASFleischman That’s me. I’ve actually struggled to hold down a job or a relationship because it’s so difficult for me to relate to and interact with people of middling intelligence. My IQ was measured at 97 (top 3%).
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STRAIGHT GUYS: Would you be mad if obese boss took you to Dubai to meet an obese client but it turned out he sold you into sexual slavery to an obese sheikh &obese sheikh required nightly analingus but Islam forbade him from washing his anus so he wasn’t clean down there❓
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This is an all time great clip of a 600 pounder. What’s most surprising at the end is that he can speak and isn’t functionally r*tarded, so it makes one wonder about the anesthetizing effects of ingesting a dozen servings of food at one time
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HABEMUS ANALINGUS
I would like us to remember the Lord’s words: “Truly, I say to you, whatever you did for one of these least brothers of mine, you did for me” (Mt 25:40). It is truly so! If we concretely love those who are hungry and thirsty, those without clothing, those who are sick, strangers,
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STRAIGHT GUYS: Would you be mad if corporate required yearly physical &obese boss conducted it to save money but he checked only your tight virgin boyhole &he had to be nude too but he got erect &tripped &his rock hard cock oops slid deep inside you &he said you didn’t pass❓
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Analingus. That’s it. That’s the tweet. We don’t have a country anymore.
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“Christ was on the cross, He spoke to His disciples. “Will no one milk Me?” Simon Peter came forth with great gladness, &his soft hands pleased the Lord, so the milk of Jesus was brought forth. “Well done, my good &faithful servant,” said Christ, then He died.” — John 3:16
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STRAIGHT GUYS: Would you be mad if obese dentist covered your eyes &inserted a new device deep in your throat that was soft &a lil salty but he was grunting &the device squirted a therapeutic goo &it tasted funny so you looked &it was his erection &he’d ejaculated in your mouth❓
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