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she's stupid pretty he's pretty stupid

hell probably
Joined July 2013
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@ummmmmtaylor
taylor
10 years
Do my dark circles and unwashed hair turn you on?
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@vidsthatgohard
vids that go hard
2 years
6 years ago today, Mac Miller had one of the greatest tiny desk concerts ever
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@ummmmmtaylor
taylor
2 years
Weird to hear "dancing in on the moonlight" now on the radio because the only time I heard it was after my bar shifts when I played in on touch tunes
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@ummmmmtaylor
taylor
2 years
I got my first "you know you're not my real parent, right?" tonight
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@ummmmmtaylor
taylor
2 years
Who knew I'd be having an in-depth conversation with a 6 year old about his poop
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@ummmmmtaylor
taylor
2 years
That explains it, I had the white one with guitar hero stickers plastered all over it...must mean I'm a bad ass
@invis4yo
InvisšŸ§œā€ā™€ļø
2 years
if you had the baby pink nintendo ds growing up you’re hot now
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I’d go to war for a woman like me
@BlxckSwiss_
Swiss
3 years
Would YOU date YOU?
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@Dreadful4Tymes
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3 years
They got him on camera and no arrest were made. Please don’t talk to me about allegations running men’s lives when we don’t even arrest people we catch red handed.
@thebravobabe_
BravoBabe
3 years
ā€œI didn’t even knowā€ šŸ’” This goes beyond the show, i’m glad production stepped in. Captain Jason handled everything with class and respect. But damn. #BelowDeck
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@CatwalkDarling
Bre-40
3 years
Men taught how to do what now?!?
@ModestyQueen19
Tamorah Shareef Muhammad
3 years
Why are men taught how to treat women, But women aren’t taught how to treat men?
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@miliondollameat
one of ur hoes
3 years
sorry i called u a dumb bitch i thought u knew u were a dumb bitch already
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@NoahGarfinkel
Noah Garfinkel
3 years
The ā€œguns don’t kill peopleā€ people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.
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@maebirdy
tanka jahari
3 years
me and who this october 31st
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@ummmmmtaylor
taylor
3 years
Faith in humanity is restored....this lady had an ice cream cone only at QD do I let her go first, she turns around and pays for my lunch!!
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@jzux
trash jones
3 years
ā€œdid you hear kylie jenner is dating timothee chalametā€ did you hear i probably won’t be able to afford to retire
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@ummmmmtaylor
taylor
3 years
I just entered: Win Cash Spring 2023. You can too! 975now
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@ummmmmtaylor
taylor
3 years
I love 97.5 NOW FM 975now https://undefined/
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@Noorthevirgo
Noor ✭
3 years
if drake charging me 1k… i better fuck Wayne I better fuck DRAKE
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@ummmmmtaylor
taylor
3 years
Finding out that the Jonas brothers didn't write Year 3000 is actually breaking my heart and idk why 😭😭
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@Coachs_Pub
Coachs Pub and Grill
3 years
Join us on St. Patrick's Day for awesome food features, green cocktails, live music on the patio and BOTH bars open all day!
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