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Me eating my plantain straight out of the fire:
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I don’t like to pry. It can be good. But most times it comes across as me not caring while I’m really just waiting on you to tell me.
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What i want to ask is eh, if you're using your hands/Palm to apply the cream will your hand also enlarge?
@_horpegold
Booty majik super effective butt & hip enlargement cream / oil it’s specially made with natural and effective ingredients to enlarge the butt & hip.
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It also help to clear spot and stretch mark around the butt and hip area…
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Tell him to stretch out his hands. If it doesn’t come to him, he’s not worthy.
Return Oba of Lagos’ staff of office or face the consequences, Akinshemoyin ruling house warns
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If i fall like this, I'll just start rolling and only stop when i get to my house.
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I feel so sorry for (Igbo)kids of today. They’ll never know what it’s like to go home on the 23rd and just weave through ppls houses and events until the 2nd. No sharing a big plate with 8 cousins. No running from the masquerades. No lighting knockouts.
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The nutting in all caps is killing me. Emphasize all you want my nigga, she gone.
I was NUTTING in this woman 11 months ago and she just got engaged 😵💫
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Northerners. Buhari has done NOTHING for you. You are still plagued by insecurity, hunger, lack of infrastructure, poor education etc. Reject him. Reject his party. Reject all of them.
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Igbo women are so real cause I just bought abacha for our housekeeper and she quickly ran to her bag to bring out a can of gulder and put in the fridge. 😭
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Omo we debated teachers vs farmers and I was the lead in charge of the farmers team. I started with “can a teacher teach on an empty stomach? No!” 💀
We literally debated "Boys are better than girls" back then
Wow!! The absolute ghetto.
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So there are 3 roasted corn stands on my street and I alternate between the 3 women everyday. Tell me why I get to this woman and she goes "our husband is today my turn?" 😂
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At this office and this really tall lady on heels walks past. She stops to grab a file and the man near me goes "why do you wear heels. Aren't you tall enough?" She responds with, "I like seeing the top of your head" 😂😂
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Vendor: so where do you live?
Me: below the poverty line.
Vendor: ....
Me:...
Vendor: please ma the dispatch rider is waiting.
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Beating is discipline until it’s a sars officer. Plis and plis.
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Nigerian parenting produced this country and you think we’re not astray? Lmaooooooo
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This is the tweet she’s getting bullied for. This tweet. God.
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I’m even darker than that babe. If I post my ass Ebiye and Nara can come to my house with gun.
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Who be kwansogbu?
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I’ve been living with this secret for years but it’s finally time to come clean.
I like ironing.
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The wombolombolization of Nigerian music videos. Someone write this I’m too lazy.
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It’s so different now. The kids in the villages aren’t even getting this cause no one comes home as much. Cost of transportation, feeding, unsafe roads, bad roads. It’s too much. Those memories used to tide us over the next year. It’s so sad.
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Here to remind y’all again that this man scammed a women and tried to arrest her sister for calling him out.
These girls are just criminals. Nigerians have more hope with Buhari government than these Female Aninis.
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Decades of culture wiped away, or at least significantly diminished in one fell swoop. Under one party. Crazy. Telling my nephews and nieces what it was like and it sounds like stories. But it was less than ten years ago.
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Reminder that even Jimi Agbaje was branded an igbo project by the APC even though he’s from Lagos, speaks fluent yoruba, and married to a Yoruba woman. All it takes for the APC to destroy their own kinsman is for him to run against them. We need to remove these ppl.
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Like this woman has been carrying around a can of gulder for such purpose. I have to Stan.
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Ike Ekeweremadu in a UK jail? Ohhhh I’m having a good day. Lemme call into Dream Fm so they cannot say they didn’t hear. 🙏🏾
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Zikoko is telling the stories of ppl. Not promoting anything lmao. You may not like the story but that’s not their problem.
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Oats are delicious I’m sorry for the haters of such greatness.
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On the account of say e no be domestic violence ambassador, yes. Also he’s right. He didn’t coast off features with established artists. He literally released his EPs without features. That’s a star.
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I bought plantain chips and my mom stole it. She’s actually denying it but I just heard krum krum from her room.
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It was always so beautiful in mbutumpi. With the palm trees so effortlessly stretched on the red, red sand. Oh it was as red as the devil’s eye. The smell of suya and fufu wafted through huts and the children played in the moonlight while their mothers pounded-get to the point!!!
Lmao. The beginning of African books always stress me. Cause they always want to describe all the streets and nature and wildlife and possible the entire village. Ma'am. Please show us the character.
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@joshnekoff
@jaquannotjason
Loool why would anyone think it was? He can’t vogue. Homophobia won’t let him.
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I hope religious people know they’re Stan Twitter?
– I really want to understand the thought process of Stan culture. Why do you do it? What are the things you see that make you want to lose you shit over an entity? What did they do that made you realize you want to fight the world for them?
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If she comes out tomorrow and says that having to carry her child while working limited her career, you people will start a riot. Mseeeew.
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Every time I hear about ppl eating school fees I realize how much my parents trusted me. Cause they never actually saw even one receipt. They just trusted that I paid.
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They’re completely unnecessary. Ppl shy away from showing dogs getting killed or maimed on screen, but will feature minutes long footage of a woman being assaulted.
Rape scenes are often unnecessary. And if we peel the layers to find why directors insist on showing them....
Anyway. I like my peace.
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Everywhere you turn, men are harassing women. Yet we must use love and light to spread feminism.
i wrote about the men who call crisis hotlines to masturbate to the voices of female volunteers, a bummer of a phenomenon that has persisted for about as long as these hotlines have existed and which places an enormous toll on the women who work there
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It’s unfair sha. To expose someone to this amount of ridicule. Without concrete evidence.
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You’ll pick an item, 500. Pick another 1500 and another for 650 thinking your totally might be 10k. You get to the counter and hear 28,950. 😭
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Friend told me this guy asked her to break her SIM and buy a new one before they'd date cause she always got so many calls. I helped her block and delete his number and social media accounts. We don't do that here.
I am concerned whenever I see men say they want a wife with no friends/support system or very few.
Isolation is a major tool of abuse.
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But if soldier gives you one slap it’ll be “my encounter with soldiers. a thread:”
A few slaps is not assault abeg .. you people should get the entire fuck out
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It’s actually funny cause I’ve never seen a woman kill her husband and brand it a feminist act. Or commit any kind of evil really and call it feminism. So where’s that even coming from?
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Chinamanda was good for the awakening. Her usefulness has expired and that’s okay.
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If you’re sensing weird energy don’t let them deceive you o. 8 times out of ten you’re right.
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Saw that tweet about gifted hands making ppl go into medicine and it’s so true. Ben Carson nearly got me. Thank god I no too sabi maths.
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Jack needs to give us a close friends list or something. Both for tweets and fleets.
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It’s not even just this yoga babe. Every time y’all see a person or group of people enjoying something really harmless, the subs start flying. Why? Why have you devoted your life to stupidity and hateration? I wish she posts the next one in bikini bottoms so y’all can die.
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This T.I thing is proof that if the metoo movement gets to hip hop, all our faves are going down.
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You ppl are being weird about this. The help doesn’t live in and has been taking food without her permission. If she wanted breakfast as part of the deal she could’ve asked? Like is courtesy not a thing anymore? Be for real.
Last week I found out my maid has been having 2 eggs with her breakfast every day. Today found out she’s adding cheese slices to her breakfast , this not a live in maid no.she comes from her house and goes back. Isn’t it too much now?
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I really don’t find the qts funny. Says so much about how women are still seen and it sucks.
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Tife the rapist is talking about lgbtq being illegal. Being a rapist is also illegal and we’re protesting for reforms. So his rapist ass can go to jail. Idiot.
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Religious beliefs require checking. Make no mistake. If we let them, they will dictate every aspect of our lives as they already do in this country and in most conservative places. As for the manner and appropriate time, that’s your prerogative. But some opinions are harmful.
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I hope someone influential takes up Austa’s death as well. It’s really hurtful that her killer is walking free without even public disapproval. I can’t imagine what her mother must be feeling.
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Girl Nigerian men will drive over your grave for those same women. If you like don’t mind your business.
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When things happen and you ppl come with your “but we all do it 🙈” defense, I want you all to remember that we’re not all weak, lily-livered, amoral pieces of shit like you. The song that will make me support or platform misogyny will never be written.
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Every two months someone speaks up about diplo and ppl just ignore. Like that’s insane.
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Someone is legit saying that nudes have stopped her from being Tony Stark. And no, she wasn’t joking.
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I don't care who the women were and what they did. They deserve to be treated as humans beings and the offenders deserve to be punished. We all need justice.
#AbujaPoliceRaidonWomen
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The movie “acrimony” simply reinforces the fact that investing in people without investing in yourself is stupid. You helped them out of your free will and they can decide to exercise their free will by shitting on you. Having said that the woman is mad.
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Can also be distant, love staying home(working on this) and very quiet when meeting new ppl which may come off as rude or snobbish.
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They can’t go under a woman’s picture and type “fallen breasts” without feminists coming for them. So sad.
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If she’s Igbo why did someone call her “ekaette” as an insult? Abi we’re all doing free for all tribalism?
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“Queer rights are not important. They’re first world problems”
Cross dresser disgraced by Keke riders in Enugu.
He was accosted and almost physically assaulted by passerbys and Keke drivers.
@Coal_City
#CoalCityConnect
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When it’s time to talk about how our parents’ mindsets were basically the driving force behind profiling and subsequently SARS you understand but you don’t think those same mindsets are why our country is the way it is? Invoke your self awareness Dears. ❤️
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I cannot believe that man typed “Third world minority ass slam dunking on a white male” and none of his ancestors reached out to konk him. Is there a new slave movie he’s auditioning for?
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She’s a trifling woman but let’s not forget he was caught on camera assaulting a woman so much that ppl had to intervene. As long as we don’t lose sight of that.
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Using Soro soke as a candle name when you had to be pressured to even talk about endsars is some kind of audacity. You needed research then but you didn’t do it now?
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As we’re all bragging about our grammatical dexterity, let’s also remember the difference between will and would. 🫶🏾
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That man could’ve taken the plea deal and done less than 5 years. But he trusted that the system would protect him, and the media machine he deployed to shame her into silence would come through. Now he has to stay locked up for at least 7 years. Titillating.
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@FemiBallhard_LV
Whole bunch of words that mean nothing. The comprehension and writing parts of your brain are astray. At the very least.
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My aunt used a knife to cut her daughter’s palm in different places. One time, she also put a knife on fire and burnt her with it. Now she’s sick and the daughter wants nothing to do with her. My mum who’s like the peacemaker of the house even washed her hands off the matter.
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It’s always “where do you live” and never “where do you wanna live” 😔
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Two of my faves
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GUYSSSSS REPOSTTTTT
Good Morning,
If you are protesting In Nigeria today, please note the following:
For Emergencies: hashtag EmergencyAtSars
For Legal Aid: hashtag EndSarsLegal
Please only use the # for real emergencies only. Stay Safe
#EndSarsNow
#SARSMUSTEND
#SarsMustGo
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Omo superhero life too hard. You go wear spandex under three piece suit in case of incasity.
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They respect a man for being able to “control” a household. A woman is respected for belonging to that “controlled” household. It’s definitely not the same regardless of gender.
Married people are accorded more respect than single people, regardless of their gender. If they have kids, they get extra points.
Thinking you “...belong to a man” (derogatorily) is projection.
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Better pack out of his house o. He’s coming home today.
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