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1.Split your savings. Keep some tied up, and some quite accessible.
2. If it's luxury, you should afford it twice.
3. Don't go out if you don't have to.
4. 'There's food at home'
5. Allocate money for impulse purchases so you can put yourself in check.
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The protesters have refused to leave and are with the dead bodies.
They’re sitting with dead bodies, you guys. 💔💔💔
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Someone lost 3 brothers in one night. Someone hasn’t seen her brother in 13 years. Another lost his friend and was too petrified to speak up.
Kolade Johnson’s wife is a widow. Jimoh Isiaq’s family is mourning. Ikechukwu Iloha’s wife is a widow.
They deserve justice.
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We say that when:
1. We have said the same thing too many times
2. We were asked very rudely
3. We feel dismissed whenever we speak up
4. We’ve been labeled ‘nag’
So, yes, for the sake of peace and our sanity, goodnight.
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Titi Arowolo’s husband begged her more than 10 times only to kill her on his birthday in 2011. He stabbed her 76 times and plucked out an eye.
It took 3 years to get justice. She left at least 10 times and he begged every time until he killed her.
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Don’t take alcohol, brownies, weed etc. to protest grounds. Everyone protesting should be in their right minds, we can’t control how people act under the influence of any of these things.
Focus please!
#EndSWAT
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She’s exposed to content that she has no business watching. It’s not cute
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• Write a will.
• Set up a trust.
• Don’t assume that your kindness will be paid forward.
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Quick tip for job seekers:
Search for the role on Google Chrome.
Turn on alerts.
Google will send you emails as soon as the roles are advertised.
Different job ads from different job sites will be featured.
You’re welcome 😉
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Yeah, we need more farmers! They should explore agriculture
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They trapped protesters in the middle and are shooting from two ends. This is murder!!!!!!!
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Is your school in session? 😂😂
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If you’re selling age, ethnicity, faith and other things that don’t have no bearing on economic performance, you’re wasting everyone’s time. That’s how we got here in the first place.
The Igbos are unhappy.
The Youths are unhappy.
It's time for Igbo Presidency.
It's time for Youth Presidency.
Give us a chance.
Unity, Peace and Progress will be restored.
2023.
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If NIMC shares data with INEC, they can set up kiosks where people can register for PVC and keep it always-on.
NIMC has biometric data, just enter the NIN and print a card. It’s not rocket science, a trained monkey can do it.
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You guys!! My younger brother is about to be a graduate! We were orphaned a few weeks to his matriculation.
My heart is so full!!!! 😩😩😩♥️
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Video Call
Please Abuja people, what’s the fastest and safest way to Kaduna?
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Oloni’s thread is allowing women convince themselves that when they do terrible things, they can call it reactive and blame the opp gender, and it’ll be okay.
FYI, “I burnt his car because he cheated” is not different from “I beat her up because she was rude to me.”
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I’m not applauding the governor of Anambra State for firing James Nwafor.
Look at the number of dead bodies in the river, there’s no way he can convince us that he didn’t know- even from whispers- that his aide was leading extra judicial killings for years.
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Someone parked his car in the middle of the road, pulled out a rifle and killed 2 people.
In response, Task Force arrested and killed the person that recorded it. Seeking justice for him is really painful because why did he die at all?!
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Dangote still found time to break someone’s heart this year. What is your excuse?
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He’s not leading a protest and we don’t need you people to report anything anymore, really.
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When you say things like “I’m silent because I’m trying to do more tangible things”, you insult everyone who has gone out to protest. People have died for simply holding up placards!
It’s not your life on the line so just shut up and do your press ups.
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Tens of thousands of Nigerians across different parts of the country have refused to match violence with violence for 6 days straight.
I’m in awe!
#SWATMUSTEND
✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
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All night, nobody in Government tried to intervene. It was us sending ambulances, private hospitals treating for free and churches opening their doors as safe spaces for the night.
Everyone in power was up, dressed and camera ready by dawn though. A cruel joke
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It’s gradually moving from “X people died” to “this person died”. Real people were murdered and it’s hitting closer to home one phone call at a time. 💔
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Akeredolu and Fayemi came all the way to Lagos to inspect the toll gate yet people had the effrontery to call protesters unemployed?
Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu and some south-west governors at the Lekki toll gate to inspect the aftermath of the destruction.
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Parents learn on the job. That’s why many siblings have different experiences and older ones sometimes feel like experiments.
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I was somewhat unemployed for 6 months this year. I had to quit my job because of sexual harassment. Then I considered legal and found that the law was on his side. Pray tell, what emotions do you think I felt?
Why is the Nigerian version of feminism so full of anger and bitterness?
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When you’re married, the rules are different. You have to tell your partner where you are and who you’re with, especially at night.
It’s not restricted to women. If you want to stay unaccountable, don’t get married.
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I’m always willing to pay for convenience as long as I can afford it.
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He’s not anything. Real Estate Consultant + Environmental Sustainability kini kan + Digital Transformation nkan nkan + Artificial Intelligence enthusiast. Afi bi werey
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My life has officially changed. I begin a new journey tomorrow. ♥️
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Nobody has better corporate wardrobe than Jessica Pearson.
Which of these characters has the best corporate wardrobe?
1. Annalise Keating
2. Jessica Pearson
3. Teagan Price
4. Olivia Pope
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None of them was caught in the act so we’re back to worrying about the high likelihood that these men were profiled, arrested and paraded as thieves by the incompetent, out-of-control police force, and you who works in government thinking it’s funny. Tomfoolery
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It's your breast
My perfume is amazing 😍😍😍 I hugged someone and he wouldn't let me go
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If you experienced life in an all girls school, you’d know that man-free world = problem-free world is not true. And those were girls ages 10 - 18.
The issue will always be power and in whose direction it’s skewed.
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People choose a lifestyle, feel morally superior and suddenly start to bully others who don’t partake in it. They also convince themselves that they’re in the right, because since their cause is supposedly for the greater good, it justifies any evil they commit.
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The founders of MaxDotNG left opportunities in America and came to Lagos to try to fix the traffic situation. Sanwoolu gave them 4 days quit notice and his SSA on new media basically said their business wasn’t work anyone should be proud of doing.
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Someone really climbed a podium and said his strategy for fixing the unemployment problem is to draft 1million people into the army and you people are smiling with him? Lmao okay
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I quit whining about my problems around men when someone told me that they assume it’s code for “Give me money”. Lol huh?
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The police kidnapped people from Lagos and transferred them to Abuja to be detained. We’ve been tweeting nonstop about it but Babajide Sanwoolu, the Governor, is out and about unveiling electric cars that realistically CANNOT work in Lagos.
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Equality is also acknowledging that women are capable of as much evil as men.
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Forget about feminism or gender war for a minute and think about how terribly unkind it is to expect one person to do all the chores in your home knowing how exhausting that is.
When people do it to their domestic staff, we highkey judge them. Now imagine a spouse?
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Evercare Hospital is just down the road from Dowen College. It doesn’t matter that he was assaulted; they saw a student in that state and didn’t take him to the hospital. Instead, they waited days for his folks to come from Warri and still didn’t give them full information.
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When someone recommends you for a job, you owe it to them to have your acts together. Really
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Ghanaians are so quiet, you’d think someone is writing names of noisemakers 😂😂😂😂😂
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The school kids that Sanwoolu didn’t acknowledge. He went to talk to kids that have drivers and school buses instead.
See school kids 😭😭😭😭 I had to uber to work today Eko hotel
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If you’re wondering what to do with LinkedIn’s notifications about profile views, this is for you.
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Good morning!
An 11-year old’s picture is now plastered allover the internet that’s renowned for its inability to forget, just so he can get justice for the abuse he suffered in school. We don’t know the names or have pictures of the perpetrators.
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If people protest tomorrow and there’s heavy police presence, take it as a confirmation that the security blackout is deliberate.
Protesting is NOT a crime.
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Protesters did this and they responded with gunfire. It will NEVER make sense to me
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One thing that needs to go is the belief that women are saints and victims by default.
If you hear that a woman perpetrated evil and start scrambling to find justification for her behaviour/choices, please call yourself to order.
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Chima and Chidinma died because a container fell on the vehicle they were in.
Has Sanwoolu acknowledged that accident and visited their families? Has he tried to address the issue?
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When adult men rape boys, nobody ever stops to wonder if the boys had crushes on them, skipped school to see them or lied to them about their ages.
Tell me why do you have to pointlessly beat your brains when the victims are girls?
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It happened.
Lekki massacre - Wikipedia
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To DJ Switch and everyone who chose to stay and fight despite the violence, we are in awe of you! ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
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Sanwoolu’s curfew announcement only gave people 4 hours to be indoors and it was made on Twitter.
People were stranded and found solace in sitting with protesters at the toll gate. Others who aren’t on social media and didn’t know were arrested and paraded.
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A person that earned 200k in 2014 could shop ASOS with ease and even take annual holidays to Dubai.
If they earn 400k now... are you getting me?
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My advice to you today is that you should Google everything.
Don’t know how to spell the word? Google it!
Can’t draft that email? Google it!
Need a sample or a template? GOOGLE IT!
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Your CV format can change per application. It doesn't have to be a one-cap-fits-all document.
A thread. 😊
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- Get certifications that concern you.
- Take online courses. They keep you updated.
- Read a lot, about everything you can.
- Make friends that matter.
- Differentiate yourself very aggressively.
- Change your job.
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By telling people to get advanced degrees just so they can land entry level jobs, you’re contributing to degree inflation.
Reason 1258907 why I don’t support the masters-right-after-bachelors idea.
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There are so many vendors on the Jumia platform. It’s Nigerians like you and me that choose to sell used clippers instead of new ones. Same way we managed to ruin Olx by turning it into a site for scammers. We are doing same to Uber and Taxify too.
We are our own problem.
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What does “flex the PR” mean? Whose passport got seized? Who had to jump from safe house to safe house? Who spent billable hours doing pro-bono work? Whose businesses were put under attack months after?
What does “flex the PR” really mean?!
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I think it’s really mean when someone posts something sweet that their partner did for them and people respond with negatives like “give it time”, “enjoy it while it lasts”, “I pity you”.
Why do you people do that?
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I think Piggyvest gave everyone A1 for the sake of mental health. I respect it 🤣
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Adefunke Onafuye, ACIM 🙂
Tell me why CIM chose today of all days to release results? My heart is in my mouth 😰
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The owners of TVC aren’t stuck in the building! You’re endangering the lives of innocent staff, please!
Stop encouraging this violence😞💔
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Why didn’t you take the pictures in the morning when people were stranded?
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THE POLICE IS SHOOTING AT PEACEFUL PROTESTERS IN ABEOKUTA!
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I’m sure you have more influence outside of twitter so please use it or just leave us alone.
No one deserves to be shot at or killed simply because they are protesting against the injustices of the system.
#EndPoliceBrutality
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Growing up, I didn’t quite understand why my father didn’t buy things in his name, not even a new TV remote. When he died, his siblings tried to bully my mum and it all made sense.
It’s been almost 12 years. I can’t appreciate him enough.❤️❤️
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She went to Funke Akindele’s house and had her hands on different surfaces- railings, dining table, chairs etc. She interacted with at least 7 people there and even played with kids.
They should hold Funke Akindele and ask her to show them the insta stories she posted. 😒
Hi
@NCDCgov
, for your use please. She’s deleted it but I had a screenshot.
Please verify, and if true, help quarantine her.
Thank you.
#COVIDIOT
#COVID19NIGERIA
#COVID19
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Behind closed doors... away from social media, I really hope that people are honest with themselves.
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There are no buses inside VI. You don’t go from Adeola Hopewell to Adeola Odeku/1004 to Ajose Adeogun/Ligali Ayorinde using danfo.
Look at these people planning transportation in Lagos when they absolutely have no idea how Lagosians commute. Useless
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Lagosians are getting killed in Lekki! They turned off all the street lights. We will hold you accountable for ALL lives lost today
@jidesanwoolu
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Lol you don’t know what you’re talking about. Ask
@Ebuka
in what year SARS shot at him and his friends.
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Kids molested another kid and adults are working harder than Lucifer to cover it up because the image of the church is what’s paramount.
If you own a TV, members of Deeper Life consider you hell-bound yet they’re the same people are covering up sexual abuse!
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I hope that Southern Kaduna is also Elrufai’s Kaduna.
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Nigeria doesn’t even have the infrastructure to support remote work. At this point, efficiently WFH is for the privileged. People spend more money providing electricity and barely reliable internet than they would on transport fares. It’s insane
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