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@twinkleutd
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i can still remember the numbers 5, 4, 1 and 500 tho. they remain VIVID in my memory.
Some of you can't remember the Roman numerals 🥺
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We go again next week 🤣🤣🤣
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Classism in Nigeria is just poverty with a microphone..
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A man works as a train driver in Bulgaria. One day, he falls asleep at the controls and accidentally runs over someone walking on the tracks. He’s arrested, goes to trial, and is sentenced to death. On death row, the executioner asks him, “What would you like for your last
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Dave was commissioned to drive the Pope to the airport within the hour. Unfortunately, being a new driver, he got lost... "It's all right, my son. I used to drive these streets in my youth. We'll get there in time." The The Pope took the wheel with Dave sitting in the back seat.
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Fuck them legends
🚨🎙️ | Nicky Butt on Lisandro Martínez: "If you're going to get so emotional about someone saying something about you, and to come out and react like that, you should NOT be at a big club.”
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Everytime I’m on social media, I have to fight for my spot in heaven 😭😭😭
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A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees him from a distance and thinks cautiously, “Hmm… he looks edible. I’ve never seen his kind before.” The lion starts charging toward the dog with menace. The dog notices, panics, and is just about to run when he spots a pile of bones
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This myth that we played well against Newcastle is baffling. We were lucky to come out with a win, and that's it.
You may like or not like Arteta. But, one thing I have noticed about him is when he finds a solution he sticks to it for a long time as long as it’s working. Amorim took a year to find 4231 which worked beautifully against Newcastle, one of the most physical teams in the
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My cousin brought her kids We on gen dem no believe am 😭 dem say "incredible machine" The whole thing became crazy when they brought light and the kids were begging us to leave it on because they're amused
at work, we had to rent a generator for an off-site project. dem ask, has anyone ever seen a generator being used to generate electricity? all of dem talk no. me sef talk no. 😂
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I wonder what Lammens has been writing in his diary these days 🤔
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The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work I drive home like I’m late for the house.
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A newly married man puts up a sign in his front yard… For Sale A computer and encyclopedias. Both in good condition. Reason for Selling No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING….with back up server called “Mother-in-law”
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If your lady wants something with diamonds in it for Christmas. Get her a deck of cards! Follow me for more relationship advice..
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Nigerians and grandiose delusion. The group stage tickets cost at least $500. How many people have that amount to spend on just a single game, irrespective of their location
All I’m saying is that it will favour FIFA’s ticket sales if Nigeria goes to the World Cup over Congo.
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