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wrestler: cm punk i hate u. u ruined my life
cm punk:
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ladies n gents. may i introduce to u the executive vice presidents tony khan re-signed to a long-term contract as executive vice presidents, celebrating the firing of their biggest draw, a name bigger than theirs, as well as their company’s—
At the end it was all good 😊
Sassy Matt Jackson prancing around the ring!
#aew
#YoungBucks
#AEWCollision
#AEWAllOut
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did not acknowledge the troops, talked shit, looked sexy, all elite wrestling on life support, greatest of all time
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we need to bring these 30-minute punk promos back i used to throw in a line or two from them in my english essays in school . nobody knew
11 years ago today:
CM Punk cut one of the best promos of his career.
“There is a glass ceiling and nobody is allowed to break it. That's the simple story of this place. The more popular you are, the more money you make. The more you people cheer for any given superstar, the…
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being a cm punk fan means u are fully reconciled to the fact that u gotta go through all 5 stages of grief every week for at least 8 years
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and their own bank accounts
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went back and watched this. Punk oozes charisma here without uttering a word. unbelievable
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burnt out, several broken bones, went out and had the match of the night. he fucking did that.
I absolutely adore the beginning of this match. Its vibrant, inspired, and we see a physically outclassed CM Punk being defiant and taking the fight to Undertaker. He doesn't respect him, there's a clear chip on his shoulder and it shows.
Full of piss and vinegar as they say.
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man, y’all don’t know how hard the arabs go for Punk. the girls especially. it’s Punk city everywhere. i was at a WWE house show in abu dhabi in 2011. we love him bad here
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woke up to a submission response, skimmed through it, sighed and went back to sleep because i’m super well-adjusted to rejections. turns out it was an acceptance.
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I WROTE SOMETHING. A TINY POEM. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. IT IS VERY TINY
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thinking about how Punk said, “name two people who have made the most money off the name CM Punk”, paused, then looked at Tony and went, “you’re not there yet.”
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i was a cm punk fan in 2013 please delete this
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it’s fucking unfortunate that i had to see my childhood hero return to wrestling & become champion again (& again!) only for all of its mad possibility to unravel like the end of a rope. v few things in life i will always be sore about, this is one of them.
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yes to raw poems. yes to angry poems. yes to poems that disembowel your gut. yes to poems that leak & screech & claw. yes to poems & tenderness & carving out space for each other when grief comes knocking on the door & quietly slips into the windowsill of your eye. yes yes yes.
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changed lives
What has been your favourite CM Punk match/promo/segment/moment in AEW so far?
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me: cm punk you have to stop. You beast too much. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
cm punk:
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before he was ever cm punk he was just a punk rock kid from chicago
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Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
@ninthletter
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chris jericho the type of ex who texts u "hey how are u" when u post a selfie and then unsends it in 3 minutes and goes "stupid bitch"
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@ST1NGERSPLASH
never imagined jack perry vs hook would be why i’d have to start watching RAW after 9 years
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you’re still a poet when you aren’t writing you’re still a poet when you aren’t writing you’re still a poet when you aren’t writing you’re still a poet when you aren’t writing you’re still a poet when you aren’t writing you’re still a poet when you aren’t writing you’re still a
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this was his night
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as a kid who didn’t fit in, wasn’t liked & constantly got in trouble for the stuff she said, cm punk was maybe the first guy who made me look at it differently. i thought, here’s this wildly cool dude who gets shit for the same reasons i get shit. i was what, 14? it changed me
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jack perry saying ‘you should do something about it’ to the one guy who will absolutely Do Something About It. graduated with a 4.0 gpa from the School of Empty-Headed Fucking Dumbfucks
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jay white sweetie i’m so sorry
PW Torch: “White wasn’t thrilled, based on what I’ve been told, how things went with the build and the match against MJF”
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hey, i was published in Tigers Zine & i know a lot of folks i follow also had work published with them. which means we all have poems in need of new homes. if you’re a lit mag and you accept previously published work, say hi. 🤟🏻
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thinking about how they rushed him into that squash before he was even cleared. thinking about how they let issues fester since the worker’s rights promo. thinking about the bobby fish match. thinking about how he made more money off merch sales for them than their own company.
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one half of an all time great tag team in tna, coached cm punk and once threw a chair at a young buck. insane résumé
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dream journal acceptance for my beloved bilingual poem “ഓളങ്ങള്” from
@lumierereview
✨💫 -- we are very proud of ourselves in this house. LETS GET ITTT.
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@DoubleDragonXP
watching this live was crazy i was swinging like a pendulum between 'it's so over' and 'we're so back'
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the poet / the poem
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every week i would internally nerd out watching the Punk/MJF feud unfurl so i said fuck it, and wrote a poem.
“Max Writes to CM Punk” is featured in
@dailydrunkmag
’s From Parts Unknown: A Pro-Wrestling Anthology edited by
@jackbedell
— super stoked to share it at last!!
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the 2014 “phil i bought you your HOUSE” wrestling fan has unfortunately been replaced by the average elite fan who posts a picture of hangman adam page and goes “who can hate him 🥺😥”
end of an era, guys
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yeah. because he said “what about the NDAs you make others sign?” OTHERS. that’s not him backtracking. that’s a terrifying implication.
Nick Hausman has backtracked on the Chris Jericho/Kylie Rae story innuendo on his podcast.
“Oh, we didnt mean Kylie Rae”
“We were taken out of context"
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never forget that there were weirdos on here who said cm punk was lying about his fucking dog losing his teeth during brawl out and went to great lengths to also suggest multiple reasons why a dog could lose its teeth
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losing my mind again, they really had him come out of retirement only to fire him based on input from top talent and a ‘discipline committee’ that reportedly had matt hardy on it lol
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remember those five years or so where everyone outside of Japan in wrestling kept calling themselves "strong style"
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cm punk hearing the crowd chant eddie and going “yeah i love eddie too” and then doing the three amigos is peak asshole representation that prime time tv lacks these days
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anybody’s who’s ever tried to call cm punk a liar has, as evidenced by historical data, never turned out to be correct or sexy. sorry to all those affected
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purple teletubby looking loser drones on, shuts up after one line from local insane man
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if i’m tony khan i’m giving cm punk a raise and maybe a little kiss for managing to keep matt hardy away from my company, a thing i haven’t been able to do for years
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happy cm punk with a live microphone at an aew press scrum day to all who celebrate <3
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andrea cohen
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yes! also check out the summer of punk here
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hi, super rad news: i’ve joined the
@longleafreview
team as a fiction reader!!!! submissions are trickling in and i’m very, very excited to read your stories! send something our way 😽
TODAY'S THE DAY! Send us your best fiction, ya'll! Fiction subs open at 8pm EST & close when we hit our submission cap. $20 a piece.
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all elite wrestling on life support, bte no more, cm punk back in wrestling happy holidays to all!
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cm punk i need you to be very annoying about this
AEW Collision
Sat • Jun 24 • 6:00 PM
Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, ON
Available Tickets => 768
Current Setup => 6,796
Tickets Distributed => 6,028
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somebody who has a therapist who has a therapist ! hope this helps ❤️
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hello hello. 😌 if you’ve got Mary Magdalene poems or know any, please link them to me!
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wrestling is unbelievably funny when u don’t care about anyone save for one dude who is sent home/injured/fired every 3 months
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big fan of the girl who thought she’d never write a poem again only for her to wake up the next day and write a poem with infinite tenderness redeeming a biblical villain
it goes without saying that the girl is me. kudos to me
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graduated with a 3.8 gpa from the idgaf institute located in idgafistan . with a minor in unbothered studies. full-time professor at the kys university
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will never shut up about cody going im more cm punk than you are n then immediately losing his wm main event spot
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i have written the poem. that’s right. THE poem. it’s so good. i could cry. i’ve never pulled shit out of my ass and pieced it together like this. never. and the hell of it is, all of it makes sense. !!!!!!!!
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last publication of 2022! 💫 my gratitude to
@lumierereview
&
@jessiicable
who picked this baby up in a lit-mag heartbeat. jazzed to be issue-mates with
@SeaGoatScreams
again 💙
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cm punk fans
In your opinion, who’s a character that has suffered more than Jesus???
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imagine scrapping with a bunch of dummies, getting suspended, coming back after 10 months and having your boss chant your name and everyone who hates you is like, uhhh sorry to bother you mr. punk, won’t happen again
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why are wrestling fans using ‘assault’ as a throwaway word. never been in a fight? never scrapped, shrugged & shared a cigarette after? hmm!
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casual flex. super stoked to host this week’s
@TopTweetTuesday
& to read your stellar imagistic poems! check out the guidelines - come say hi this Tuesday 💖🦋
Writer Letitia Jiju
@eaturlettuce
speaks five languages: English, French, Arabic, Hindi & Malayalam. She hopes to learn Sanskrit someday. Leti's verbal agility is clearly evident in her
#imagistic
, inventive writing, which is why she is hosting TTT this week!
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thought hard about what to do with this. a little after poem. a sequel. that we’ll never get in a ring. here you go
every week i would internally nerd out watching the Punk/MJF feud unfurl so i said fuck it, and wrote a poem.
“Max Writes to CM Punk” is featured in
@dailydrunkmag
’s From Parts Unknown: A Pro-Wrestling Anthology edited by
@jackbedell
— super stoked to share it at last!!
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praseodymium is a rare-earth metal used in silicate crystals to completely halt light. it is also the name of my silly (& favorite) poem up at
@trampset
! gratitude to
@MandiraPattnaik
@scottneuffer
@LMariHarris
@jedwardkruft
💜
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seven years. didn’t need it. came back because he wanted to, not because he needed to. wrestled every week, wrestled without being cleared, didn’t take shit from anybody, beat people up, had match of the night, said fuck it, left. beast
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imagine tweeting some shit about the bucks and then mjf is in ur mentions telling u “well actually. the E in AEW…”
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