#1 dallas goedert fangirl 🫧
@trashbrownz
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she/her. wife/mom/creator. infj/6w5/true neutral. idk man i tweet about a lot of random shit ✨♌♉♈
appalachia 👹
Joined February 2009
actively labored and gave birth while watching diners, drive-ins, & dives. @GuyFieri should be proud #welcometoflavortown
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goodbye slutty king, i will miss u
The Phillies have released OF Nick Castellanos.
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autistic reaction to realizing that missing social cues isn't just about the negative ones, but ALSO the positive ones, which largely explains why we struggle to feel wanted and loved even when we very much are
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“i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents, and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when emma thompson wrote it in 1813
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40% of teen pregnancies in 15 y/o girls involve a fathering man who is 20-29. It is never lost on me that the conversations surrounding teen pregnancy are always about the promiscuity of teenage girls and not the violence of older men.
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Things parasitic worms would tweet :
Hot take: vaccines aren’t good for dogs either.
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you were red, and you liked me because I was blue
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everyone moved on, but I’m still here thinking about the implications of there being alternate realities within the yellowjackets universe
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reality is such nightmare fuel that if you try to talk about current events with someone who is blissfully uninformed it is quite literally impossible not to sound delusional, conspiracy-pilled and wildly schizophrenic.
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If you still ask why women and survivors in general didn’t come forward sooner, THIS IS FUCKING WHY!!! There are 3 million files of documented evidence and you still don’t believe them!
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My nervous system is so much more relaxed whenever my husband is around. There is no world in which I feel like I have to perform for him or impress him. He just loves me. Even when I feel like I’m a mess or feel like I’m not doing enough. I adore that man.
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Guy suspected of crimes against women attacks woman reporter for not smiling ….
Q: What would you say to the Epstein survivors that feel like they haven't gotten justice? Trump: You are the worst reporter. You know, she's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. I've known you for 10 years. I don't think I've ever seen a smile on your face.
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All 11 of Dallas' franchise record TD receptions by a tight end
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adhd is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play
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Don’t forget that Keith Porter was the first person I.C.E. murdered this year for the crime of celebrating the new year. Don’t forget a Black man was the first person murdered this year by I.C.E. Say his name too, not just Renee Good and Alex Pretti
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y’all keep leaving out keith porter december 31, 2025. outside his own apartment complex by an ICE agent who was off duty 43 years old. 2 kids.
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