To help bolster the vaccine programme, today at Whipps Cross hospital, Gareth Southgate personally gave aspiring model, Melanie Veale (18), her first jab. Sadly he completely missed her arm and hit her left temple. Our best wishes go to Melanie and all her family.
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He only just arrived in time.
He consulted a league table from 1966.
Bended one knee.
Found his waistcoat was missing.
So he did the same.