that JETS-green suit is a bad omen, @BillSimmons

Parenting was a lot easier before I had kids. My future hypothetical children never had problems like these real children do.

A little something to show your kids on this day, April 1st

🚨FAN QUESTION OF THE WEEK ALERT🚨 PAC-12 play begins this week for @WSUCougarFB - So for the Question of the Week.. I asked @Coach_Leach if all the mascots in the conference met up in a battle royale, which would come out on top? @SWXRightNow

I maintain my theory that #KFC is still getting their “new ideas” by just pulling recipe cards from the #Graceland kitchen. @robbspewak #TMOS @michaelsomeara

So @ryenarussillo, what size & which style of @utahjazz @unclejeffgreen Jersey will you be wanting? 😄 (I’ll get it right on it!)

GIVEAWAY: End your Memorial Day with a bang 🎆 Win 4 tickets to watch the Bees play at Smith's Ballpark on Monday, May 27, $40 for dinner and fireworks after the game! To enter: 1️⃣Follow @vivintarena AND @SaltLakeBees 2️⃣RT 3️⃣Tag a friend *Winner will be DM'd 5/24 at 3pm

We partnered with CNCPTS to giveaway the Travis Scott x Air Jordan 1. How to enter: 1. Follow @BRKicks and @CNCPTS 2. RT this tweet 3. Reply with your size Good luck. Winner will be chosen Friday.

size 11.5 "I'd rather die than share the court with a Curry!...I mean the Good Cur...I mean Steph..." @jonf23

Well done, @KingJames. Cheer & Praise throughout the game and after. You can discuss "negatives" during practice-time when they can be worked on. 👍👍

He is so dead on!! Mike leach on playoffs

NBA DFS Review 10/17

If your boyfriend/girlfriend told you every day that you aren’t pretty enough, smart enough, talented enough, fit enough, or rich enough, you’d end that relationship. If a certain television show or social media platform is doing that to you, it’s time to break up.

Good read... #GenerationMurph "Where have you gone, Dale Murphy?"

A North Texas kindergarten class has a daily morning routine of shaking hands, making eye contact and smiling every day when they start class. https://t.co/wOpNAZYqLH

GIVEAWAY: The @utahjazz are back home on Friday, May 4th for Game 3! Enter below for your chance to win 4 tickets + $80 to @MaxwellsSLC in the arena! To enter: 1️⃣Follow @vivintarena 2️⃣RT & Like 3️⃣Tag a friend in the comments. Winner will be chosen Friday morning.

Win a pair of 🎟🎟 to game 6 against OKC & two all-you-can-eat passes to the Ford Fan Zone‼️ All you have to do is: - Retweet this post - Enter through the link below: https://t.co/fnPaRxlsXY We will notify the winner tomorrow at 5pm.

Win a pair of 🎟🎟 to game 4 against OKC & two all-you-can-eat passes to the Ford Fan Zone‼️ All you have to do is: - Retweet this post - Enter through the link below: https://t.co/dYKqazBbWN We will notify the winner today at 5pm.

Hey @TonyPerkinsFOX5, this grocery store ad makes a valiant effort..."The Worst Song In The World (English Version)" https://t.co/Z7nPmLVOPj 😂 ...but its still no #PutTheBoneIn! @Garystein611 @TPerkShow #TPGS

The Rookie makes history 💪