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football trollop, fake tan connoisseur, guendouzi as a child, BACK OFF MINE, #MeLad . #teampervert est 2010
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Need to stay awake so I’m distracting myself with the matches I’ve been to so far this season. Game 1. Netherlands v Croatia. Finally got to see one of me faves.
#footballtrollop
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Saturday was amazing but almost ruined by someone’s dad/grandad using the **ki word. Please can you educate them & tell them it’s derogatory? I’m sick of this happening regularly now. It never used to be like this. It’s not being woke it’s about being human. YAAAANITED
#NUFC
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@CurranteEstevao
Don’t ruin it for me please! I love how they have a list of acceptable haircuts out there! It’s such a fascinating place as an outsider.
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The huge tv screen in the leazes almost falling off and delaying kick off
What is the biggest “I was there” moment you have supporting your club?
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Been sent these by me Italian lad. The reporter is allegedly good at stalking players to catch them out. Pictures mean nowt though he’s just enjoying a night out innit. Me poor Sandro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#NUFC
SANDRO NOOOOOOOOOOOO (me milan ultra sent me this, it’s him going to a police station) we’re all gutted about him man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Morning
@ghodoussi
do you want the 12th man or tourists?
⚽️ We were invited to Newcastle United yesterday to try a new hospitality package...
🥂 Here's how we got on inside The Rooftops
@NUFC
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#paidpartnership
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I have mates in the states who have been watching Newcastle for years. They came to see us when we were shite. It goads that someone who will not know the nuances of being a fan abroad through bad and good is representing them.
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I’m confused by this atmosphere conversation, at what point in the last ten years has the atmosphere been consistent all season long? It’s a myth!
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One of the reasons I agreed to take part in
@primevideosport
documentary was due to the lack of representation in our fan base at home and due to the rise in racist bile from our own support and within football in general. It’s devastating.
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Why don’t you lot do a premier league fan fest in the UK? You know thousands can’t afford or cant access match day tickets, wheres the engagement with fans on a domestic level?
Americans fans are built different 😤
Dedicated fans have been in line for hours to be the first ones into Fan Fest! 👏
#PLinNashville
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#MyPLMorning
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Where is the due diligence in sports journalism. It’s demoralising seeing media shrug off cretinous behaviour because they did something with their privilege. How have we got yo this point?
The Hardest Geezer. The most incredible achievement. 💪
Russ Cook has finally finished his epic challenge, running the length of Africa - the equivalent of 385 marathons - in 352 days.
Simply sensational. 🏃♂️
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Hey
@alanshearer
fancy being a gem and helping fans in the UK who have been supporting Newcastle since before the Ashley era, who are having bother on match day with the club? Away day ticketing is a nightmare. Howay lad, or do we not matter anymore?
Onto it. Come to the main entrance John and we will get you in.
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Been abandoned by the rest of the lads YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANITED
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Pretty sure journalists need to wind their necks in and refrain from telling fans what they should or shouldn’t feel. Their job is to report not to lecture. Stark difference in being a fan and being a journalist.
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Bonkers how everyone said they’re getting their club back with the take over when in reality it feels like we’re losing our club.
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Try being a brown fan pal, I got told at Dortmund me accent sound foreign. Lived in England all me life. It’s every match day now. We all know who’s at fault at the club it’s an Ashley legacy appointment. The sooner things get escalated the better.
... just want to be able to buy tickets for me and my son, the way we've always done, and go and enjoy a game (even when we lose) like I have done for most of my life.
I am so angry, and apologise for the long post.
Has any other
#nufc
fan been questioned at a game?
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! You know some of us lost family on 911 yer prick
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Inciting hate is a stark difference to having an opinion. They didn’t have a season ticket so they’re never guaranteed a match ticket. The ban is not for life.
My column on the chilling ban by
@NUFC
of Linzi Smith, solely because she believes in biological science
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@brunoog97
@NUFC
How can you define the favourite Bruno moment? You have created so much joy in such a short time, trying to define your time to one moment is an injustice to your sheer talent. Long may this continue! 🖤🤍
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I like how they swerved the comments re boats. The issue I have with the people who do fan channels is that they never call out racist attitudes. Are we scared to lose followers if we dare say owt? They’re all spineless.
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Wey thats hardly surprising that the wrongun who claims to be AG is an absolute cretin. The people who enable him like Adam p need to be calling this out otherwise they’re complicit. Scumbags
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Don’t make racist comments if you don’t want to be called a racist.
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Dating dad has blocked me for saying the self help book he put in his breakfast post was not a light read as the book delved into complex psychology around trauma. Imagine being that sensitive?
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Fucking silent stadium yet singing on the train like fuck off man
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You are fucking kidding me?! Funding a fat racist?
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Here
@nufc
how do I submit a complaint about this? They’ve been known to visit SJP. He doesn’t like a lot of people’s
I hate to break it to British politicians, but trans women are men. The horrific act of pure evil that was the murder of Brianna Ghey doesn't change that.
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Is Paul Gallant real? Thats the real question.
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There’s some amazingly good eggs on here who aren’t afraid to call out what’s wrong. It’s sad that those who can reach out to more people to educate them are spineless and will not call out shit behaviour! But who needs them?! ON Y VA
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The UK is in the worst living crisis for some time and the north east is the most deprived region of the UK. Mocking a region about poverty is crass. Mock the football. Is it that hard?
Embarrassing the amount of fucking wet wipes who cry when people sing feed the scousers, it’s honestly not that deep fuck me what are the away ends gonna be like 10 years from now if it’s this soft now
#nufc
(yes I know we have a food bank so fuck)
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Who are these people? I’m still suffering from the Ashley era and am convinced we’re losing every match I know I’m not alone in this. Lazy journalism banding all Newcastle fans like this. Howay man. Thought we were done with the deluded mag hate from the media.
✍️ Newcastle United’s new world is one in which they are expected to beat Liverpool today, just like fans expected them to take points from City last weekend
📰 A piece for the Mail on Sunday on why NUFC success comes with new dangers for Howe & players
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Dearest
@NUFC
I stand with you. I am horrified that
@RightNUFC
@WeAreFairCop
and
@SpeechUnion
are trying to sully your good name. We stand united
#WeAreUnited
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@1karenannwalker
I’m fed up mate. Like proper fed up. It’s happening more and it’s boiling my blood.
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The sooner we ban people filming themselves at football the better.
Oh my god just hearing that UCL Music again is hitting like crack i can feel it in my veins 🔴⚪️😍😍
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There’s that spark in Lewis Hall! I swear what have we got to lose in starting him? Man U away he was immense
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You’ll never see this at NUFC sadly. The amount of weapons who claim that they will pay anything to see the lads play is disheartening. Bonkers given we live in the poorest region of the UK.
Protest outside Old Trafford about ticket price increases organised by
@SpionKop1906
& the 🆘
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AW HERE MAN 😭😭😭😭😭 never living this down am I?
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Traveled with children. What did I do to deserve these two sitting next to me. I miss Jeff Hendricks
@GeorgeCaulkin
I think this captures things perfectly. We are also staying in the same hotel in Milan mainly because
@GeorgeCaulkin
demanded I did so he wasn’t on his own. Don’t let him fool you. He needs me. On a spiritual and professional level
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How do you mute Adam P videos on the timeline? It’s traumatic ffs
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Again don’t want anyone being banned, I never know what the right way to do this is, however the amount of people getting upset for me simply asking people to educate a person is unreal. I’ve lived here all my life never known it to be so bad.
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@AF0149
@laura_woodsy
@emilyhewertson
How is she meant to who everyone is when asked for a picture? I’ve no idea who that lass is. It’s nigh on impossible to know. A picture doesn’t mean she’s endorsing them.
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There’s taking the piss of a clubs owners and there’s being racist. I hope we destroy these fucking scumbags
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There was a couple in the corner taking a million selfies throughout the match. Like what’s the point? People would give miggys right foot for a ticket and they spent it looking at themselves! (They were in me sight line couldn’t avoid seeing it)
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Never known a fan base like ours! Everyday is fucking bonkers. Just one normal day!
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Never living this down am I? 🙈
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If people choose to film the match for their you tube channel tomorrow I’m going to lose it! Not tomorrow of all games no!
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Show me a picture where you were completely happy and nothing else mattered but that moment.
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It’s videos like these that are giving women who enjoy football a bad name. Like haddaway man.
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