Tim Wood
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Deep breath:
PP sucks, Timo and Holtz misused, Mercer a shell, injuries, bratt not bratting, Jack not Jacking, Luke a baby giraffe, Smith an Anchor, Dougie dead, goalie good/goalie bad, what’s a seigenthaler, Toffoli/Haula, Nosek? And Lindy.
How are ya, Curtis.
Exhale.
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This is who the Devils need. A chaos goblin who thrives on egregious high danger chances.
You'll never ever ever guess who's 1st in Goals Saved Above Expected via
@EvolvingWild
.
JACOB MARKSTROM.
#Flames
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Reports that Schmid has now annexed more NY territory extending east into LI
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Brady going after our primary offensive weapon is hilarious.
Brady Tkachuk hits tonight by victim:
7x Brenden Smith
1x Timo Meier
1x Dawson Mercer
1x Nick DeSimone
1x Luke Hughes
1x Simon Nemec
1x Kevin Bahl
1x Erik Haula
16 hits total, the most ever officially recorded in a game.
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@JamesNicholsNHL
We need to get our boy Jay higher in the batting order if he’s gotten asked this 5 times 30 minutes after the game
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@spelunky_
It’s fun - he is also a rival to The Leafs and not trying was an incredible troll job. That being said, our boy Bratt would’ve cooked in some of those events and he owes his GF for cutting Cabo short
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You know who would’ve stopped that? Markstron, Gibson, a trash can, the guy I saw taking a shit on the street a few days ago, a Wawa cashier, the unemployed hibachi chef, a friendship bracelet, my couch, the Devils tattoo guy, the girl from the JAG commercial
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Someone who’s good at video editing needs to send Lindholm into the crowd
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@MrWhite1079
I mean… what system do you think was played tonight? You can’t just overhaul that in a night.
And if you think that was all of Florida, buddy….
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Is it weird that I’m having a hard time concentrating at work because a 22 yr old is playing hockey tonight?
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I swear I bought a pack of camels from this guy at a Mobil off Rt. 4 at 2am a few years ago
Charlie Lindgren stopped 66 of the last 67 shots he faced to end the regular season
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I forgot to mention- everyone wish Jax a happy 6th birthday! Save a pittie, you won’t be disappointed.
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@TheBrattPack63
He’s buried in an off position in a defense first role on the 3rd line with a center who’s hurt and a rookie finding his way.
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Green gave Holtz the opportunity to redeem himself, instead of stapling him to the bench and he scores.
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Why is the exact same picture as the teenage character assassin
I support Lindy Ruff and agree with his coaching decisions. He is a great coach!
I will explain why on the Woo Report tonight at 9pm ET on
@LetsGoDevilsPOD
. Be there or be square!
#NJDevils
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@Cal_ClutterGOAT
@DevRickus
@NHL
@NJDevils
Seems to be the Isles full roster and noted “best goalie in the game”, and our 4th line is going to the night shift at Costco after the game
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@TheBrattPack63
As a kid I got both the Philly broadcast network feeds and the NY broadcast feeds - how I know that I was in CENTRAL New Jersey
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I’ve seen enough, 20 years 100 million
OK, let’s hear from the dads. I spent the first period with the
#NJDevils
dads, and learned plenty.
- Kevin Bahl’s steak budget🥩
- The awesome tale of Tyler Toffoli saving a poor lost dog🐶
- What part of their son’s games they think needs improving🏒
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@TheBrattPack63
After some exhaustive research this has been determined to be the best hockey gif ever.
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I was looking for this play, and that is a “grade A chance?!” Get the fuck outta here. Also, Holtz scored AFTER this happened.
This was the play Holtz made that Ruff took issue with. I've seen Jack Hughes make similar plays yet he doesn't get treated the same way Holtz does.
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Jackson Danglefree
United States Civil War Service Records of Union Colored Troops, 1863-1865
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Hello darkness my old friend
It’s devils game day yet again
Brendan smith keeps drawing innnn
Amanda’s tweeting 1 nothing themmmm
And the Devils .. don’t stand a chance.. in Vegas
It’s the sound offf silence
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@Garrett_NJD30
When he plays with a solid stay at home righty he’s great. Every bad game he’s had has been on a pair with Smith
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Bahl has no awareness. Hey buddy, when Wood slows down something’s up, he’s not clever and that’s Nate behind you.
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Me for still thinking the Devils might win a few and turn it around
Dick Head
United States World War I Draft Registration Cards, 1917-1918
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I just noticed Nico’s hesitation before actually passing to Smith
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Luke Hughes
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Under the radar option for the Devils next year
Laurent Brossoit with 32 goals against in his last 18 starts. That’ll do
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In a season best described as “it’s poop again” the Lazar vs. Hughes bros gave me a little life
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Do I drive in the rain to 11:30 beer league where we’ll have 6 guys and get pumped or watch the a devils get shut out by Blackwood?
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Is this guy serious? Off balance one timer and it’s just a laser.
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@EmptyNettersPod
Doesn’t need to at all, the Devils have a disgusting amount of assets. Picks? Got ‘em. High end defenseman tearing up the NcAA? Yep. 20/30 goal guy buried in the AHL? Yep. Crazy Russian in the KHL? Buddy you’re not gonna believe this.
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I lost my dad a couple years ago and my mom when I was 18, and here I am crying on Twitter. Hug your parents. Appreciate them. Know what they did for you and still do for you. Because one day you won’t be able to call them. Happy holidays.
“Enjoy it. It’s a special time, it really is.”
The Dad and Mentors trip is something the boys and their families will always remember.
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Why is Angel Hernandez still employed as an umpire? Not even comedic relief at this point.
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I got to stay up for this, and never looked back.
1988. The New Jersey Devils go 7-0-1 in their last 8 games & on the last day of the regular season, they need a win in OT to make the playoffs for the first time in Devils' history. John MacLean, the hero and Gary Thorne with one of his many great calls.
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@spelunky_
Hoping it’s Vancouver, I want Quinn lording that shit over Jack and Luke all summer to motivate them
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@TheBrattPack63
Not sure what’s funnier, him just looking in another direction, or the hand switch
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