Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over

Just realized John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have the same middle name

HR dey look my polo this morning. She look am good three times. Lmaooo

🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: 𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐏𝐑𝐎 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐗𝐈 has been unveiled from FIFA The Best Award 2025! 1️⃣1️⃣⭐️ Any changes you’d make to this Best XI squad? 🍿✨

"That ball has gone to AFCON before us!" 🤣

Snapchat please… the person in my recap? We don’t talk again oo

this december your kicks and your fit will say a lot about your girlfriend's pocket

2026 - first $200K in crypto. - new whip. - finish off my two projects. - sophia egbueje - pray more.

if iamrenike see this tweet, me and you go get serious problem.

all of you “avoidants” will run mad before christmas.

Avatar. The last Ankara Bender 😭

Calvin Bassey WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭 https://t.co/vWzz3K7jug

“Do you want to round it up to 100k, from twenty-four” My gf just asked me

My mama been wan name me Osas when she born me, first thing wey my grandma shout when she hear am na “Osas una” Na there I begin support Osasuna ❤️

Just one billing wey I no chest, you don go from heyyyyy to hey.

Shakira what have you done?! Those were supposed to be my future CBs!💀😭

Told this person I need my Sephora cart cleared, they sent me the money instead of clearing it. Now the Sephora cart will remain uncleared cos why did you do that