I've left Twitter out for so long. I don't know how to use it. But when I saw that
@Diddy
had a new album out, I forgot about atrocities like male rape instantly.
Let me know what you want me to do on
#scuffedrealtor
. I'm still not figuring this out I did however see
@EllenDeGeneres
racing a can of wd40 down her throat with a mouth full of what seemed to be sardines.
How many fucking podcasts is this guy going to attempt. In the last 16 months......The fab 5 with Jimmy babies canned, the straight vanilla seth show canned, the childhoodvacation one ? Canned let's go 4.... fuck it. Time for thoth with MJ.
Seen 3 mf this year microdosing that were saying shit they usually wouldn't say. Just a heads up I think they put a new highway in. No exits just a 95 north to the abyss alongside normality. I'm not talking broke mf either. War on the good druggies has begun..buy a packer (penis)
Having my old
@mbusa
managers on scuffedrealtor tonight. It's surreal to think I shit my pants 38 times while at work and not even one person noticed. It was for leisure BTW, the shitting. No crohns, just social tinkering. TUNE IN TONIGHT.
There's something oddly comforting when waitresses sing top 40 hits under their breath while filling drinks. Bonus points if I've never heard the song or if their singing a song outside their timeline....i.e.older tittat lady singing "loaded gun complex cock it..." I see you.
I haven't quite figured this x platform out yet but thanks for coming along with me. I feel like the nfl might be running alongside Las Vegas and that should be a decent concern to the common public. It's time we hire detective
@tomhanks
. Go get em Tom.
I like hip hop talk. In fact I think if tasked I could eat 200 Oz of hip hop tenderloin. Especially if the conversation were prepared with a spicy hrc seasoning. Don't even get me started on phonk.
Yo get the fuck out to broken jaw lot lizard Las Vegas. Go talk to the ticket man, get your fuckin tickets and find a reason for the season. I'll be there being Dominican as braids on highway four-wheelers.
So Twitter is the fingernail clippings of thought, sometimes coupled with world news and happenings plus ads? I think I know exactly what to auto cancel on here. I'll eat some salt and vinegar chips first before I pull the trigger.
If mountains are busted trees and plateaus are neatly lasered ones. Can someone scale out a drawing of how big the tree would be jutting out like that. I'm having a tough time visualizing but agree that snake is petrified.
Ozzy ozbourne is and always has been a pick me. Any anecdote of him from the road in his glory years make him a fuckin nightmare that anyone would be telling to chill out. He's an op....100 percent sent by queen Seville and the gang. Whole family wack. Send packing.
The one thing you're not going to hear about ol' orenthal james is that what he did to Nicole Simpsons abdomen was nothing compared to what he did to Kris Jenners pussy.
Sending my father in law
@shaq
dunking gifs while going into labor to describe where we're at is proving hilarious. Not funny Shaq basketball dunk Shaq. Then I'll just write 'choo choo baby train'.
I have new balance fresh foams. 5k is pretty easy just wanted to push my injury prone alcoholic body as far as possible....I'll ask you this....wouldn't it be cooler to drive a clapped out chipped nissan 145 on autobahn. Anyone can do 190 in a pista
Anyone even ellen
As people monetarily decay I'm not so sure the populous is going to be ready for this new style of hyper reigionilzed Armageddon stylee. But I am. I bought a packer.
This patriots game is like watching your parents eat dogshit at your kids first birthday party. I hate the fucking patriots and I just know it has something to do with Bob Kraft being an insufferable fucking loser..... I'm getting a new team. Any suggestions?
My man ... you're dressed like the repo man. Demolition man. Tire man. Either way you know there's a conversation that starts with....we feel as though at this time liability comes into play.....
Bobby kraft selling the pats....good. the guy is a fuckin herb. Pedo ass Mike rubin and him fuckin DL. Getting caught trafficking or some shit ...old pussy ass too close to meek mill not to be caught up. Putting out stories of jerk off parlors to smoke screen the butts.
@benaveryisgood
Go to that cocktail bar in the parking garage red door across street from the haunted hotel....I used to use names of businesses now I speak in retard riddles
If I were designing typesetting for political applications in dc or anywhere really, I would have a really talented fellow get me a great speed series forward looking font and logo for the term
"red hot red cock sucking a lot" across the top. It would be so bad ass.
Is enterprise as intellectually robust as exploration for the common level 7? Could a current unbalanced market prove to be a more predictable path long term? Is game theory rad or essentially nihilistic? This and more tonight on artists.
That cartel anchor thing is cool. 450 x 10 to 20....anchor death. You think Penn gaming executives ever hung out with .....nah never mind. Martha Stewart.
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@skankfestnyc
#SkankfestVegas