CHICAGO LAW EFFICIENCY BRIGADE
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THIS ACCOUNT WILL TWEET IN ALL CAPS TO REDUCE THE TRANSACTION COSTS OF PRESSING THE SHIFT BUTTON MULTIPLE TIMES
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DO YOU WANT TO RUN THIS ACCOUNT NEXT YEAR. YOU HAVE UNTIL WEDNESDAY 5/22 NOON TO DM US EITHER A LAW SCHOOL HAPPENING WE SHOULD'VE TWEETED ABOUT THIS YEAR THAT WE DIDN'T OR YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF UCHICAGO LAW LORE. WE'LL PICK THE SUCCESSOR THEN. GOOD LUCK.
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DO YOU WANT TO RUN THIS ACCOUNT NEXT YEAR. YOU HAVE UNTIL WEDNESDAY 5/22 NOON TO DM US EITHER A LAW SCHOOL HAPPENING WE SHOULD'VE TWEETED ABOUT THIS YEAR THAT WE DIDN'T OR YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF UCHICAGO LAW LORE. WE'LL PICK THE SUCCESSOR THEN. GOOD LUCK.
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YOU WOULDN’T LAST AN HOUR IN THE ASYLUM WHERE THEY RAISED ME
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LAW REVIEW BUT IT’S JUST ME RANKING THEIR MEMBERS FROM MOST TO LEAST ANNOYING
law review but it’s just me rating laws on a scale of 0 to 10
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NITWIT: FAMOUSLY RESPECTFUL, THOUGHTFUL, AND MEASURED WORD
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LOOKING FORWARD TO IMPLEMENTING RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED ON FEDSOC EVENT EMAILS NEXT YEAR
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WE ARE HONORED TO ACCEPT THIS BREVVY AWARD NAMED AFTER OUR FOUNDING FATHER. WE LOVE OUR DADDY (AND HATE EVERYBODY ELSE).
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SUCCESSION PLANNING: DM THIS ACCOUNT THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE PERSONALLY HEARD A PROFESSOR SAY, AND THE WINNING STUDENT WILL TAKE OVER. YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY 12:15PM. BREV AND WINE MESS BOARD MEMBERS NEED NOT APPLY. YOUR EMAILS ARE NOT FUNNY.
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AS DEFENDERS OF FREE SPEECH, WE WOULD NEVER… UNLESS…
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HERE AT UCHICAGO LAW EVERY CLASS EVERY DAY IS FREE SPEECH TRAINING. PROUD OF STANFORD'S ENLIGHTENMENT OF FREE SPEECH AND THE ELEVATION OF THE KALVEN REPORT TO CAMPUS SPEECH CANON.
(2) I was glad to see Dean Martinez emphasize the Kalven Report and reflect on how that statement of academic freedom interacts with the rise of campus DEI efforts. In particular:
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VEGAS DUPE (BRING THE FOUNTAINS BACK COWARDS)
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HERE'S STANDING: WILL BAUDE GIVE ME $20K
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AS FEARLESS DEFENDERS OF FREE EXPRESSION, WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN FROM U.S. NEWS RANKINGS #LIFEOFTHEMIND
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STANFORD: YOU’RE NEXT.
Yale Law School is pulling out of U.S. News & World Report's ranking, saying the list discourages support for low-income students and public-interest careers
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LAST MINUTE POTFP/HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS: - FRANKENFURTER’S MONSTER - MR. BRIGHTLINE (EMO SCALIA)
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BIG DAY: BOTH FED SOC AND CHRISTIAN LEGAL SOCIETY HAVE LUNCH TALKS. HOW WILL WE DECIDE??
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BONUS IDEAS YOU'RE WELCOME COUPLE: BICAMERALISM & PRESENTMENT THROUPLE: ZOMBIE, LIVING CONSTITUTION, & DEAD LETTER
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