I'm not sure who will get fired this week, but I'm hoping it's the person who painted the boardroom doors. #theapprentice

They say go with what you know. So surely the characters should all be steamrollers? #TheApprentice

Week One rewards are always a bit meh. "'ere, you won. go get a headstart on living in the house you'll be in for the next three months." #TheApprentice

TFW you spend $150 on a high-end catamaran sightseeing trip, but it turns into a 1990s Holiday Camp. #TheApprentice

Nice to see the two sides of @flintoff11 debating on price point there. #TheApprentice

.@Lord_Sugar: In times of increasingly prices, people need value. Which is why I'm offering the same monetary amount to the winner as I did in 2011. #TheApprentice

That's the longest entry walk since the S12 finale, when it encompassed an entire postcode. #TBT #TheApprentice

it looks like @Lord_Sugar has invited the CEO of his bigger would-be competitor. surely there must be NDAs in place, otherwise we're all getting cookie cups from them first... #TheApprentice

Oh dear... it's really not going to turn out well, it is? #TheApprentice

Good job there was that teleshopping task the other week... #TheApprentice

looking forward to seeing the annual reunion between @MikeSoutar and his Box of Tricks™. #TheApprentice

I know it's a long way off, but production time, etc: If @okeeffescompany @okeeffes_uk don't have their Working Hands xmas advert soundtrack as a rewording of 'Feliz Navidad', then the entire marketing department should find pink slips/P45s in their stockings...

When @brittcarter__ has to be a candidate at 12, and a bridesmaid at 4... #TheApprentice

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I mean, even Comic Sans would look better here... #FirstTimeDies #ArticSaviour #TheApprentice

Bit concerned about the half-life of these advisors... @Nick_Hewer: 10 seasons @claudelittner: 5 seasons @TC_MBE: 9 episodes @MikeSoutar: ... #TheApprentice

When you order @claudelittner off Wish... #TheApprentice

...AAAND SCENE! #TheApprentice

Pretty sure 'Artic' is what a pirate's clock does. With zingers like that, I don't understand how I'm not writing for @Lord_Sugar... #TheApprentice

...but impressive teleportation skills from @karren_brady and @TC_MBE being sat down in their seats before the teams walk in from the briefing. #TheApprentice