Entrepreneur. Trustee Blood Cancer UK & WIZO. The Apprentice. Visiting Professor at UWL Claude Littner Business School. 'Single-Minded: my life in business’.
Thank heavens for the 150 billionaires and all the other entrepreneurs who create employment and add to the prosperity of UK without them, millions more would be poverty stricken and the economy would collapse.
There are 150 billionaires in the UK while 14 million people live in poverty.
In a fair society there would be no billionaires and no one would live in poverty.
Spoiler alert....This will come as a shock & disappointment to my avid followers. Unless there is a ‘last minute’ panic call from ‘Love Island’, I will not be appearing this series!
All my visits to the gym for fresh orange juice, & croissants, speedos, back surgery,...wasted!
'Love Island'. This is where my head's at. I've been mugged off, put all my eggs in the basket. I was too loyal, others have been salty, I now need to crack on. I have been a melt, it is what it is. My followers know I am wavey, bev and buff on paper. That's what really counts.
For the past few weeks, I have been testing the pillows, unsolicitedly gifted by
@iamtomskinner
. I said at the time that I would give my honest opinion. So here goes... They are really good quality, soft and comfortable. Highly recommended.
Woke up to find that twitter had tampered with my profile and stuck what looks like some kind of tick alongside my name. So I guess this means I really am Claude Littner. I feel reassured!! Followers have known it all along though.
Some weird twat on here just sent me a DM saying they would pay me £100 if I sent them a pair of my socks after I’ve been wearing them all day 🤣😂🤣 what the fuck!? But £100 is £100
Feeling the love this morning! went to see
@DoctorNyla
for Ultherapy skin lifting treatment! Its my 50 year this year - so as they say… every little helps!
Eyal has grafted to get with Megan. He feels that Alex is mugging him off. On paper, who should be with Megan. It is one of many questions going through my mind. One of my other questions is why am I watching Love Island!
It may be just a sideshow, but Corbin denying that he muttered the words ‘stupid woman’, just shows what a despicable wimp he actually is. An honourable man would have stood up and apologised.
When I fell off my ebike, & saw bone sticking from my trousers, the vehicle right behind me was an ambulance! The crew immediately took care of me, gave me morphine & took me to St Mary's hospital trauma unit. Never got to thank them or take their names, but am forever grateful.
I popped in to Holland & Barratt yesterday and was attracted to the ‘grab and go’ nutmilk product in the chiller cabinet. I recognised the smiling face promoting the product, but could not quite place it!
@CamillaAinswor1
.. ‘yoo -hoo’
Truly overwhelmed by the volume of tweets wishing me well. I have tried to thank you all individually but can't keep up with the flow. Really grateful and touched by your concern and good wishes. X
Georgia is completely loyal. Very loyal. She is loyal to Sam, they have been cracking on. Georgia is now ready to be completely loyal, very loyal with Idris.
1 year ago today, I suffered an open fracture, breaking the bones in my tibia & fibula.Thanks to
@Ldn_Ambulance
for their care at the roadside, plastic surgeon
@drmatt_ives
, Orthopaedic surgeon
#IanSinha
, nurses
@StMarysGenHosp
& massive support from family & friends.Thank you. X
I am delighted to be able to respond. As you can see, there is a bright glow by my lapel. A similar blinding beam of light was shining in my eyes. I was forced to squint to protect my eyesight, giving the utterly false impression of a smile. I hope this satisfies your query.
I have checked the evidence. It is quite obvious that an imposter has somehow managed to infiltrate the event. For the record...I do not dance, never conga.....I also never smile!
Outrageous behaviour from
@SkyUK
I have been a customer for 25 years
I renewed my contract 11/11/21 & upgraded to a Sky Q box with an 18 month contract.
@SkyUK
have unilaterally increased the charges monthly , now 50% higher than the contracted price! Diabolical!
The Apprentice BBCOne Wednesday 9pm. Bodybuilding show!
I’m bringing my ‘A’’ game! Been training all weekend!!
Hope The candidates are in shape.
Unmissable!
I booked to take 11 of my family on holiday to Greece. Ryanair cancelled outbound flight, but not the return leg! Unresponsive to my emails, phoned Ryanair customer service, spoke with Richard who calmly resolved issues with agreed full refunds & restored my faith in Ryanair.
After just 12 hours of my 36 hour makeover, I am seeing some minor improvements! Admittedly, my hair regrowth is lagging behind! If Anna is not too busy with Michael and Ovie, I might ‘pull her’ for advice.
I decided to teach my 20 month old twins to say, nose, ears, mouth, eyes. We pointed to the areas & called out the words. One of the boys enthusiastically stuck his finger in my eye!! Spent the afternoon at Moorfields eye hospital! ...diary note: protect yourself at all times!
My surgeon popped in late last night to reassure me that all went well with the surgery, although had to do more 'bone shaving' than initially intended.
I can already feel the benefits, for a start I can stand up straight & my legs don't feel like jelly!
Love Island is over. A huge sigh of relief from me and thank you all for following and for your comments, likes and retweets. Really appreciated and made it bearable.....almost.
You are missing the point. First all the candidates know I don’t shake hands. So Daniel did it as a bit of bravado. Also, the objective is to create tension and unease. This is TV. In the realty world, of course that behaviour would be unacceptable.
I am having a massive clear out of my archives, and came across this letter from the late, great Bill Nicholson. He requested a wide circulation of his message! COYS
I am still a nobody and don't have any pretentions. I have worked very hard throughout my life, made a success of everything I put my mind to either as an employee, employer or entrepreneur & provided for my family. The Apprentice is a wonderful show & life changing for winners.
You were a fucking nobody until you appeared on the
#bbcapprentice
. A reality TV show that has fuck all to do with fostering talent, rather exploiting vulnerable people for entertainment & their ideas, whilst making Alan, Dull as Dishwater, Sugar look like the bug man.
The next steps for Tommy and Molly........
1. sign a magazine contract
2. Break up
3. Sign a magazine contact about the heartache at breakup.
4. Vanish
I hope Mike gets voted off Love Island very soon. Police numbers are under pressure and having him ‘off the force’ is putting further pressure on apprehending criminals.
The guy on the right is better looking and is a strong candidate for the next series of 'Love Island'. The guy on the left looks like he might smile, the one on the right never does. Apart from that, identical
Lucie ‘is putting it out there’. She trusts Tommy with the fact that he could be in with a chance. Molly Mae who is just a few metres away, will obviously be none the wiser!
As usual Alex is dithering. He has discarded Alexandra and fancies New Laura. New Laura is getting interested in new Jack. Alexandra is keen on Paul, but Paul may be interested in ‘old’ Laura, or may go for Alexandra. Jack also likes Steph! All clear??
Well done Marnie!
Great back story. A very different business for Lord Sugar to work his midas touch. Should be an interesting partnership with Marnie!
On the face of it, the Government is really pulling out all the stops in terms of lightening the financial load on businesses and enabling the retention of employment and livelihoods. The amount of work behind the scenes is immense. High time pubs and restaurants closed.
Tonight's the night! Settle down, admire the natural beauty of Cape Town, the glorious winelands, the 'Big Five' on safari, the unparalleled photography and.....the ineptitude of 16 aspiring entrepreneurs.
The Apprentice 9pm BBC ONE.