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Reviewer Number 3

@thirdreviewer

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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
10 years
This paper is more appropriate for a speciality journal. Like, one that specializes in terrible papers.
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
6 months
RT @weiss_hadas: body dysmorphia but for the body of my paper.
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
10 months
it’s not impostor syndrome your work is actually bad.
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
1 year
submitting your paper to nature, only to have it desk rejected immediately
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
1 year
it me
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Reviewer Number 3
1 year
also your paper was terrible.
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
1 year
the personal insults i hurled at you in my review were actually “official actions” taken as a reviewer and so you are not allowed to complain about them, sorry i don’t make the rules here.
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
1 year
each @hubermanlab paper has only a 20% chance of being accepted by me, but he submits them 6 times so I have no choice by the end.
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1 year
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@TrevorABranch
Trevor Branch (moved to Bluesky)
1 year
Does tweeting increase citations? We conducted an experiment with 110 tweeted papers and 440 controls, waited 3 years for citations to accumulate. and found no significant increase in citations.
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
2 years
your paper after incorporating my feedback
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Reviewer Number 3
2 years
the review process.
@dr_appie
Abdel Abdellaoui
2 years
The door to academic success
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Reviewer Number 3
2 years
when you realize it’s me reviewing your paper
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2 years
When the editor does nothing as I trash your paper
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
3 years
when Reviewer 1’s comments are just as fierce as mine
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
3 years
h/t @aemonten.
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
3 years
me, the reviewer of your paper
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
3 years
using this in my next review.
@ESYudkowsky
Eliezer Yudkowsky ⏹️
3 years
@mealreplacer you are trying to solve the wrong problem using the wrong methods based on a wrong model of the world derived from poor thinking and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out.
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@thirdreviewer
Reviewer Number 3
3 years
your paper after the revisions I requested
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Reviewer Number 3
3 years
revise and resubmit #speakervote.
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@thirdreviewer
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3 years
turning the review process into a discussion of my completely irrelevant work (world cup edition)
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@thirdreviewer
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3 years
Happy to recommend an R&R: Reject and Re-examine your life choices.
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