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The best way to impress a girl is to teach her stock market. Cooking doesn't work anymore.
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I wish I was a cow. Just eating grass in a field, no rent, no job, no stress, just moo.
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Maturity hits you when Holi doesn’t seem to be fun anymore.
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My manager made fun of me being muslim, so I threw a bag in his cabin, shouted Allahuakbar and ran outside.
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I waved to a girl because I thought she waved at me.
Apparently she waved to another girl. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I’m now in Poland starting a new life :)
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Fun prank: Make them study for 15 years and then don't give them jobs. :)
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I'm 23, my knee 41, my shoulders 54, my back turns 72 tomorrow.
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Indian parents give you lectures about online friends and gets scammed by their own brother.
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If RCB qualifies for playoffs,
I will give 5000 rupees to any one person who comments “RCB will qualify for playoffs tonight 🧿”
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Every dad ever: 1987 me yeh plot 36 lac ka lete lete chhor diya, aaj 10 cr ka hai.
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I belong to the 1% of the population that has never seen a single episode of Stranger Things.
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Behaviour of your relatives depend on your fathers money :)
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If you want to save your startup, start selling your product even before it exists.
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I cannot decide if people who wear pyjamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest!
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If you can keep only one. Which one?
1. Best Friend
2. 200 Million
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The day Indian dads starts using earphones instead of playing the videos out loud is the day India becomes a developed nation.
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Imagine if one day Earth went like, “hatttt.. mereko nahi ghumna”
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If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours :)
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“Feminism? No thanks,
I prefer gender equality”
Water? No thanks,
I prefer H20.
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Startup Idea: An app that pays you every time you get attached to a person you met online :)
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I filled in for my uncle today for my cousins Parents Teacher Meeting. While I was having lunch with other parents, one of the moms commented on how young I look. I smiled at her and said I had Aryan when I was 13. She choked on her salad.
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Twitter Hack:
Be your authentic self. Don’t show you’re minting NFT or starting a startup just for sake of engagement.
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I've been single for 3 years. Please congratulate me for my Bachelor
Degree in Singleness. :)
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Teach your daughters how to slap in public and break a damn leg. Gol Rotis can wait.
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Elder siblings are basically the unpaid therapist in the family.
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I don't know which aunty needs to hear this but focus on your own child :)
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Do you all ever just take your mom’s phone to close all her open apps??
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I just walked into my room holding the remote and a glass of chocolate milk and I meant to toss the remote into my bed but instead I tossed the glass of chocolate milk onto my bed.
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Me in texting ：★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Me in calling ： ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆
Me in meeting : ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
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Should I do a complete version of this song?
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*At my future wedding*
Mom: Who all these people?
Me: We grew up together on Twitter
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Life Update:
Told her that I like her. Guess what, she likes me too. 😭💙
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Why are parties so late, like why can’t we party by 7 pm and be home by 12 am?
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Personal finance is 80% behaviour and 20% knowledge. Financial problems are heart problems and not math.
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Imagine you’re sad and suddenly someone sends you a voice message singing your favourite song :)
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I’m literally at that age where I hate loud and unnecessary noise.
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Normal person: 9 + 8 = 17
Me: if 10 + 8 is 18 and 9 is one less than 10 then 9 + 8 must be 17
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Who is ONE person who if they followed you,
It would mean the world.
I’ll go first:
@rajshamani
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Have you ever loved someone so much that you settled for being friends just to keep them in your life?
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I need a job where,
Working days should be Monday to Friday & working hours be 09:00 am - 09:05 am :)
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That "therapist friend" actually needs the most therapy. Check up on them. :)
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1. Be with someone who supports
you 100%
2. Be that someone.
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Resigned from my corporate job and will pursue full time music. No, its not an april fool joke.
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India sure does make a lot of romantic movies for a country that doesn’t believe in love marriages :)
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Men who respect women are not special, that’s how a person should be like.
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People use Canva once and think they are Graphic designers.
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