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@thephunion
The Phunion
4 years
Get the fuck out of bars and restaurants so the rest of us can get back on Phish tour.
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@thephunion
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6 years
Trey is reportedly pretty depressed about Curveball being cancelled. Maybe it'd be cathartic for everyone to send a postcard to Phish HQ to thank the band for something they've done for you over the years. #LetTreySmile Phish P.O. Box 4400 Burlington, VT 05406-4400
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@thephunion
The Phunion
1 year
@flea333 @RamsNFL Zero shade - but you can’t attend a RHCP show without a smart phone either. Would love to still get paper tickets but sadly that is no longer an option
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@thephunion
The Phunion
7 years
Lawn Boy has become Lawn Man.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Reminder: You can’t be a republican and a Phish fan.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
4 years
Sting disbanded The Police before it was cool.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Shakedown on Phish tour should be called the Pharmers Market.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
4 years
@FINALLEVEL We pray you are correct but if racist cops attack no doubt racist troops will do the same
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Shout out to all the parents out there who saw #Phish in 1.0 and now make school lunches daily while their kids ignore sick Ghost jams
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Soul Planet is a horrible fucking song. The Ocean is Love? Give me a fucking break Trey you have millions of dollars and the ocean is filled with plastic straws. Shut the fuck up and play Piper or something.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
9 years
We might be weird...chasing around a band we've seen dozens, hundreds of times. But at least we're not "Adults going to Disney World" weird.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
2 months
@JamBase Respect to Dave for keeping his cool on a bad situation Let’s hope Perry can get the help he seems to need
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@thephunion
The Phunion
4 years
There is nothing more American than the Grateful Dead.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
*any conversation ever. about anything. with anyone.* my brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it "I'm a Phish fan."
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Total women/men at Phish shows: 1989: 16 men 13 women 2019: 89,000 men 13 women
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
All the accounts you worship on Phish twitter are actually just nerdy 40 year old white guys.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
4 years
On a serious note - someone took the time to take this #Phish gig from 1989 shot on analog and not only did their best job to upres the footage but they managed to sync the audio pretty damn well. That’s not easy and mad props to all who made it happen #phishdinnerandamovie
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Reminder: Keep your hands and feet to yourself during shows (and always). Don't touch anyone who doesn't consent to you touching them, you fucking creep.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
7 years
Rumor: #Phish festival in Watkins Glen next summer to be called LaVar Ball
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
The vagina has 8,000 nerve endings and it's still not nearly as sensitive as Phish fans.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Phunion PSA: Male Phish fans, there's been a lot of bad behavior towards women lately in our community. Let's clean this up and police each other to make sure all women are treated with the respect they deserve.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Stay the fuck off #Phish tour if you're a republican. Use that time to get your priorities and beliefs straightened out.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Dear Frat Boys At The Gym, You can listen to DMB and do 25 pound curls at home. Some of us are trying to listening to '99 phish and actually benchpress some real weight. Sincerely, The Phunion
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@thephunion
The Phunion
7 years
So it turns out #Phish can jam whenever the fuck they want
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
8/17/18 - Night 1 First set: Drowned
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@thephunion
The Phunion
4 years
Hello, @benandjerrys . Hear me out. An ice cream flavor called Fudge the Police: Vanilla ice cream, fudge, and bacon bits.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Hard to believe your relationship that was based around doing drugs at a jam band show didn't work out.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
::Every Phish fan last month:: "BOYCOTT ALABAMA!!!" ::Missouri signs an even more restrictive abortion ban bill:: ::Every Phish fan:: "SEE YOU ALL TONIGHT IN ST. LOUIS!!! TOUR OPENER!!!!"
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Reminder: You can’t be a Phish fan and a @Patriots fan
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
The longest thing we’ll ever do is live. Most people don’t do a certain thing for longer than a few years. But we’re all expected to just live like that’s normal. Life is a weird phenomenon. Reach out to someone if you need help navigating it all.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
RECAP: We had this dumb idea to help the children of @ClevelandClinic in honor of @phishcurveball and you wooks hit it out of the park! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
One of the hardest parts of losing someone like Jeff Austin is that if someone that talented and successful can't make it, what's to say that you can? But there are people who love you. Press on.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Just found $80 worth of sushi in the trash. Score
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Phish has made a statement and that is you can finally shut the fuck up about the Tahoe Tweezer now
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Reminder: You can't be a #RealFan of Phish or the Grateful Dead and a republican.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
8 years
If you need help with an addiction or anything else, reach out to anyone. Even us. Someone loves you. Everything can get better.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
It's just Phish. Try and take it a little less seriously and I bet you'll have a lot more fun.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Jerry didn’t OD in rehab so you could take a selfie holding a White Claw at Red Rocks at the exact moment a cover band TAB’d up Terrapin.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Remember when Colonel Bruce Hampton died onstage at HIS FUCKING 70TH BIRTHDAY PARTY?! What a way to go out. Absolute legend.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
The Grateful Dead never wrote a song as cheesy as SOUL PLANET! Not even Touch of Grey is as cheesy as SOUL PLANET! Even Samba in the Rain isn't as cheesy as SOUL PLANET!
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Less than 24 hours until we complain about everything.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Maybe you went to Fenway or Cooperstown or the gorge in Ithaca or Maine. The rock hall, the OG garbage plate, perhaps the home of a family friend. Whatever lemonade you made from #Curveball lemons, we salute you
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Nobody likes to talk about it, but back in 2009, everyone was drinking @magichat #9 . Those were dark, dark days.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Trey met the only person who has been to more 3.0 shows than him.
@Wombat_Matt
Wombat_Mätt ✭
5 years
I met Trey 🥰
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Just want to remind all of you to think before you book travel to see any jam band in the state of Georgia. What their elected officials passed and signed into law is an attack on the rights of women and nobody should give that state a dime of disposable income
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@thephunion
The Phunion
8 years
::Nuclear War Sirens:: "I don't want our lives together to end!" -My wife "Wait, 1 sec." -Me ::tweets:: "Lotta Earth fans out there today."
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@thephunion
The Phunion
4 years
Just gotta put this out there I’ve personally lost two very special people to #Covid19 in the last 11 days. This sucks. The phunion is a lot of things and we are all fucking hurting. Share a comment if you wish, pay tribute to ones you have lost or fears or whatever here.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
Jam Cruise?! More like Hepatitis Sea.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Dear @phish & @shapsio , There are some pretty horrific things happening to women in our nation these days. This is why we are asking that you help by releasing 5/16/95 for charity. We are also asking our fans to help if they can. CC @GloriaSteinem
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@thephunion
The Phunion
8 years
We regret to inform you that you're an adult and still spend all of your money on a jam band.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
PSA: Phish made the choice to take a hiatus Members of Phish made the choice to break up the band Phish didn’t curse the planet with a pandemic Don’t be a dick by claiming when they play again it is 4.0
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@thephunion
The Phunion
6 years
They're going to close 12-30-18 set 1 with More and you're going to fucking like it.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
But you fucking wooks couldn’t mind to pick up your nitrous balloon and put it in a fucking trash can
@BroBible
BroBible
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Spotted @BillWalton at Folsom Field for @deadandcompany summer tour closer taking a little show break to sort and separate recycling. What a legend. via bluesforsallah
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Between Spafford, Aqueous, Dead and Company, Phish, Goose, Panic, Billy Strings, Greensky, JRAD, Moe., etc etc — it’s a really good time to be a jam band fan.
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@thephunion
The Phunion
5 years
Widespread Panic streams a free soundboard link to every show. Phish puts energy and resources into taking down fan streams on mixlr.
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