Hopium for you It's 2029. Maduro, Khomeini, and Castro are gone. Replaced by weakened, hollow counterparts. Europe has militarized. Liberal democracies forge a trade and military bloc. Russia, exhausted, abandons Ukraine. Trumpism is defeated. The GOP is buried in extreme

TRUMP: “I will prevent WW3.” ALSO TRUMP: (*starts WW3*)

“Its a sign from the universe” no babe those are just targeted ads

> Republican President enters office > Economy slows > New war in the Middle East > Lose in a massive landslide > Repeat

...Whoa.

Dear ALPHA Male Bros: Time to enlist.

‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ is tracking for a $45–55M opening weekend at the domestic box office. It would mark Ryan Gosling’s biggest solo opening to date.

is this true?

It’s always projection.

I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Texas, fuck off.

https://t.co/vG47nXyxc4

No new wars.

Trump: No new foreign wars! MAGA: Hell yes, that’s what I’m voting for! [1 year later] Trump: I’m waging war against Iran! MAGA: Hell yes, that’s what I voted for! It’s a fucking cult.

"The Congress shall have Power... To declare War" - US Constitution

WW3 just started and this generation feels nothing. They’ve already experienced: A pandemic. Record inflation. A housing crisis. A banking collapse. AI replacing everything. All in 7 years. We are fucked.

civil war (2024) dir. alex garland

Putin : 73 years old Trump : 79 years old Netanyahu : 76 years old Narendra Modi : 75 years old Xi Jinping : 72 years old Khamenei : 86 years old All of them have lived their lives and witnessed their peaks already. The next generation wants peace and growth, not World War 3

He's not perfect, but he will: ❌ Release the Epstein files ❌ Champion capitalism & private property ❌ Keep taxes low ❌ Appoint qualified cabinet members ❌ Defend free speech ❌ End regime change wars Seriously MAGA, which promises are you still clinging to?

I’m calling for REGIME CHANGE IN THE UNITED STATES

Well damn.