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Alex Parson

@theparsonatorr

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personal mission to personally train all the pregnant ladies

Agoura Hills, CA

Joined April 2011

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

JONNiE PARK

@dumbfoundead

4 years

We all deserve to nut this November

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Alex Parson

@theparsonatorr

5 years

Didn’t know someone’s leg could hug someone else’s leg #themoreyouknow @ufc

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Alton Brown

@altonbrown

5 years

If I pour vodka in my tomato soup I am a) a genius b) a genius c) a genius with a possible problem d) a & b but not c

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Alex Parson

@theparsonatorr

5 years

AND WHAT A TIME THEY WERE

PROTECTED BY THE PALM TREE

@dylanisPALM

5 years

You had to be there 🤷🏾‍♂️ thank you @MURS 🙏🏾

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PROTECTED BY THE PALM TREE

@dylanisPALM

5 years

You had to be there 🤷🏾‍♂️ thank you @MURS 🙏🏾

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Ted Allen

@TheTedAllen

5 years

... @TheRock at 15 ▶️ Me at 15

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Alton Brown

@altonbrown

5 years

#CulinaryTruth: Guys, it's not what you cook for her that's romantic, it's that you freakin' clean up the kitchen when you're done.

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Green Bay Packers

@packers

5 years

Return of the MVP (2020)

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Shameless

@SHO_Shameless

5 years

#Shameless as album covers:

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Andre Nickatina

@andrenickatina

5 years

https://t.co/oR0IrtUzgk

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Noel Fisher

@noel_fisher

5 years

Sometimes it's a refreshing drink. Sometimes it's a revitalizing moisturizer. #MaybeHesBornWithItMaybeItsBlood

SHOWTIME

@Showtime

5 years

Blood's just his thing.

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Soulja Boy (Draco)

@souljaboy

5 years

kiss me thru the phone hit different now huh 😷

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Bobby Flay

@bflay

5 years

Can anyone really taste the Vodka in Penne alla Vodka? I mean really.

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Immortal Technique

@ImmortalTech

5 years

Stay focused out there people!

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Wolfgang Gartner

@wolfganggartner

5 years

this is what happens when people breed with blood relatives

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ICE T

@FINALLEVEL

5 years

Just imagine for a second if BLM tried this BS.. Just sayin.

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george watsky

@gwatsky

5 years

FUUUUUUCK TRUMP AND EVERY CLOWN WHO RIDES FOR HIM. HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH YET???

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Alex Parson

@theparsonatorr

5 years

My boyfriend just told me that if I had a Tinder bio it would be, “Like ass? Show me with your mouth.” 😂😂😂😂

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Alex Parson

@theparsonatorr

5 years

Had a dream that @Noel_fisher was my boyfriend and I guess that’s what I get for watching the new @SHO_Shameless right before bed. Not mad about it 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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