sully
@theonesullyy
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still working on me
im goin to eaven
Joined January 2019
BRAND NEW BARETTAAAAAA CANT WAIT TO LET IT GO
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No phones in the barber chair please. That's a time for reflection. Meet yourself in the centre of the ring. Don't shy away, surrender yourself to it
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pre-2016 twitter composes a library of babel from which any 140-char string can be lifted
Tuah 67%
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I GIVE YOU CONSENT TO EXPERIMENT ON ME WITH DRUGS AND KILL ME @CIA
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I look at this every thanksgiving just to feel something
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Ladies and gentleman of the jury, Six Seven
White House has just said it is now in lockdown due to a potential active shooter.
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Peter … Peter … It comes with egg roll … you didn’t have to order it separately
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Bruh. Dont tell me "no iPad at the Thanksgiving table" and then act shocked when I'm cranky
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i have watched crazy rich asians on every flight i’ve taken over the last 4 years and i still have no idea how it ends
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because of me bitch who asked you???
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“i work in bitcoin” bitch what the fuck
I just had one of the worst border experiences of my life, and it proved exactly why Bitcoin matters. I’m an American visiting Canada for 8 weeks. Freelance marketer. A laptop, a suitcase, nothing unusual right? But the moment the customs agents pulled up my social media and
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its hilarious that windows used to be the "serious" one and mac was for casuals, but now, because microsoft's design team treats all their users like normie cattle, serious people are doing work on mac, and a PC has become a sort of luxury entertainment box used just for gaming
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Yes, I am a “Chud” C: Charming H: Handsome U: Understanding D: Determined
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This jit cracks jokes
was cracking jokes for 2 hours straight with my crush and screamed 6 7 and made her and her friend group bust out laughing
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Mad Men prequel series about young Roger Sterling in the 1920s but he is still played by 63-year-old John Slattery with zero attempt made at de-aging his appearance
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For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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Scottish Incel: I proper hate birds cos I cannae shag them!
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