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@theolasso
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1 year
funniest line of the episode by miles, Roy is stealing scenes like a thief in the night this season #tedlasso
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Ted & Beard’s backstory gives SO MUCH CONTEXT to Beard’s character and their friendship. @brendanhunting was absolutely stunning in this scene and I cannot wait to rewatch all three seasons knowing all this #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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every single person in that room stole this scene idk how they all did it but they did no further questions your honor #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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I have beef with every single #tedlasso fan ever for not coming up with Roy Kunt over the last four years guys IT WAS RIGHT THERE
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@theolasso
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I’M SICK TO MY STOMACH SOMEBODY SEDATE ME #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
“I like clothes that tell the truth” BARBARA WITH THE FUNNIEST LINE OF THE EPISODE PLEASE #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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Last year, my therapist sent me this poem as I was just starting to work through some generational trauma. I didn’t even recognize it at first because @AnnetteBadland1 delivered it in such earnest. Wow, wow wow wow. #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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three tickets to Barbie please
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@theolasso
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1 year
season 3 of #TedLasso is simply Rebecca yelling at the men in her life for acting like a bunch of numpties and I wholeheartedly approve
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@theolasso
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these 45 seconds are so important because they show Ted’s hard work and philosophy of kindness and confidence in each other finally paying off. The team is communicating, they’re vibing. Someone tell that man he belongs in Richmond!! #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
no but Uncle Beard is so precious to me what the hell #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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I could talk about the beauty & significance of this scene for DAYS. Living a double life… it feels safe, like you’re protecting the parts of yourself you know are still so raw, but it’s so painfully lonely. This left me in tears, and feeling a little less alone. #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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Trent’s cute little gay ass is about to name his book The Lasso Way and it’s just too perfect he is so special to me #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
Without a doubt one of the funniest scenes of the entire series, full disclosure I laughed so hard I peed a little #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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Ted taking the perfect approach by letting Colin know it DOES matter that he’s gay, because it’s a part of who he is. Coming out to people you care about is so nuanced. Everyone’s experience is completely unique, but truly all you want is to be seen and heard and loved #tedlasso
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a little piece of a breathtakingly beautiful sequence of tonight’s episode - from the writing, the cinematography, the pacing, @hanwaddingham ’s profoundly visceral performance - I’m absolutely blown away. Wow, I’m going to miss this show #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
Natural born leader Roy is my favorite Roy #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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@TedLasso
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A few years ago I hopped on a plane with Coach Beard headin' to a little town in London. Tonight we play our final match.  It's like what I say about the films of David Lynch. I can't tell you what's happenin', but I sure as heck don't want it to end.
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@theolasso
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Beard and Will are the mvp’s of this episode #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
for the umpteenth time this season, I need to know how much of this was scripted, and in turn I absolutely NEED to see all the cut takes @brendanhunting come on, do it for the people!! #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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Jade immediately clocking Rupert’s bullshit I knew I liked this girl #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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There’s a point to be made in that both Jamie & Ted grew up with daddy issues. Different from each other’s, but their traumas intersect at how they’ve chosen to face the world bc of baggage they’re forced to carry. And they’ve both helped each other become better men. #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
Nate’s redemption arc on full display in 4k and it’s absolutely delicious #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
please everyone looking at Jamie’s fruity ass has me gagged #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
bisexual jamie agenda trucking along quite nicely #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
Next week will kill me I fear #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
once again @TelevisionAcad I hope you’re paying attention to @phildunster this season because he’s about to win his first emmy #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
this phone call is absolutely dripping in marriage guys I’ve truly never felt more confident in tedbecca endgame #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
For any #tedlasso fans who don’t know, La Cage aux Folles was revolutionary for the LGBTQIA+ community. It was the first Broadway musical with a queer love story at the forefront, while also directly addressing the extreme political & cultural ignorance surrounding the community.
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@theolasso
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The final two minutes of this episode felt like a warm hug, the perfect cap to a whirlwind of a love letter to the city that started it all for our fearless leaders @jasonsudeikis @brendanhunting and @joekellyjk47 #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
I cannot stop compulsively thinking about the man in the blue hat behind Ted throughout this scene. Everywhere you look in this episode there’s storytelling galore jesus christ #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
me in any social situation ever #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
Trent is officially a diamond dog and I’m absolutely devastated at the thought of only one month left of these guys being all gushy in a room together 🥺 #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
It’s so easy to be ignorant to someone else’s problems, yet even without an ounce of malice, it’s still contributing to their hurt. Isaac’s a real one for this, fight for your friends as hard as you’d want them to fight for you. #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
visual effects department popped the fuck OFF #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
the last switch up is INSANE #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
she poured her heart out, all but begged him not to go, and he said nothing. it feels so unfinished, so much left unsaid what was it all for then? the biscuits, the matchbook, the rickshaw, the soulmatism. really struggling to see the forest for the trees with these two #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
I will never leave my soapbox GIVE @phildunster HIS EMMY RIGHT THIS SECOND #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
it’s happening it’s happening tedbecca truthers fucking RISE #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
for the love of god someone please tell me if the “I’ve got you” line was adlibbed because it brought real tears to my eyes #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
Ted spending the whole night texting Rebecca like does he know he’s in love with her or do we need to tell him #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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1 year
Just a couple of guys being dudes. What a beautiful way to end this episode #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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I never thought we’d get a fake out crueler than the s2 text cut, but @jasonsudeikis really said hold my beer #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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that purple balloon, their hands framed in the bag, the matchbook & magnets - I know we’ll get answers soon, but it’s things like this that make me pray someday we’ll get a creators commentary. Every subtle detail… it’s truly peak storytelling #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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hi hello yes the foreshadowing here is absolutely insane
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@theolasso
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1 year
and there’s my outstanding lead actor in a comedy series, girlies get ready for another sweep #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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Ted’s going back to Kansas Ted’s going back to Kansas Ted’s going back to Kansas Ted’s going back to Kansas #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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@nickmohammed
Nick Mohammed
1 year
OK so this ep of #TedLasso is special for lots of reasons… but mostly because it’s my *incredible* wife playing the piano to Arvo Pärt’s ‘Spiegel im Spiegel’ with me on my old violin from home! The piece was Jason’s idea: literally translates as ‘mirror in mirror’ 🥰🎻🥲
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@theolasso
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Ted understanding the offside rule I’ve been waiting for that call back!!!!!!!!!! #tedlasso
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can we talk about this insane reveal because it was absolutely off the charts
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@theolasso
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REBECCA INVESTING IN KJPR MY TWO GIRLS WOMEN SUPPORTING WOMEN I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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Ted learning about the pythagorean theorem #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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Ted Lasso ends next week guys how we feelin!!!!
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finally learning the back story of Ted’s stache truly feels like a trophy earned #tedlasso
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the implication of him missing Henry I can’t handle it please someone give Ted Lasso a fucking hug #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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“forgot how skittish elderly people could be because of the war” WHEN I TELL YOU I FELL TO MY KNEES - give @phildunster is emmy NOW
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@theolasso
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Is anyone properly coping with the fact that in less than a month Ted Lasso will be over forever because every time I think about it it’s like repeatedly getting hit by a train
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@theolasso
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Get it away from me #tedlasso
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Rebecca has anxiety confirmed and that’s how she knew how to help Ted in season one help I am in pain #tedlasso
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v impactful that Jamie’s dad was ghosting him because he was in rehab but those two seconds I thought Jamie’s dad was dead weren’t all that bad honestly #tedlasso
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without a doubt the only thing better than a one-on-one biscuits with the boss is this iconic trio #tedlasso
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@bIuesykes
jesse
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how do you serve cunt as a trio ?
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@theolasso
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I know I know I KNOW we’re all looking at Jason… but Brendan in the back 🥺
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"this job you gave me has changed my life." — ted lasso
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@theolasso
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“If you go, I go” #tedlasso
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the way we won’t know if jason sudeikis or jason segel won the emmy until the second letter of their last name is pronounced
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@theolasso
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once again on my @phildunster Emmy soapbox #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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thank you short queen Quinta for the perfect reference photo to show what it would look like if Jason and I were photographed together <3
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@theolasso
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Ted Lasso cast is en route to LA!!!
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absolutely no words for this not a single ounce of a thought
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@theolasso
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had to represent #WGAStrong #TedLasso
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what was the reason
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@theolasso
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bringing back Jason’s S2 wrap speech because if I’m in pain everybody has to be in pain
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Ted Lasso is the definition of and the standard for an ensemble comedy. Every single character shines, from guest appearances to reoccurring roles to the show’s leads. Such an impressively robust cast, god I’m so grateful to be alive as this airs #tedlasso
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@theolasso
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no because The Sound of Music WILL break me 3.12 “So Long, Farewell”
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@theolasso
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everyone please consider their one common denominator and laugh (think exes)
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please don’t start with this shit I’m not even close to ready
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me: avoiding jason at every turn of this picket also me:
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@theolasso
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firsts & lasts of ted lasso
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goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky
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@theolasso
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I just want to say Jason is VERY well known for working with the same circles of people on multiple projects after one ends. So while this will be the end of Ted Lasso, I’m pretty confident this group’s story is only just beginning 💜
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me thinking about all the haters who said Ted Lasso would walk home with no Emmys
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three tickets to Barbie, please
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our happiest girl
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All this to say, for the creators of Ted Lasso to use La Cage to round out Colin’s arc is nothing short of brilliant. For so many, that show was and continues to be a catalyst of hope. Just goes to show how deeply they care about the authenticity of these characters. Bravo, all.
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less than one hour until the Ted Lasso season (series) finale IF YOU’RE STILL IN LINE STAY IN LINE
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@theolasso
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these three will have me laughing so hard I’ll be snotty and snorting and crying I just know it
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@theolasso
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I spoke to him I spoke to him I spoke to him I spoke to him I spoke to him I spoke to him I spoke to him I spoke to him I spoke to him I spoke to him
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@theolasso
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so funny to me that so many of us have not watched the finale in its entirety since it aired, straight up trauma
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No Weddings And A Funeral getting noms for directing and writing AS IT FUCKING SHOULD
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JOE AND SOPHIE DIVORCING LOVE IS FAKE THERE’S NO HOPE FOR ANY OF US ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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2 years
me approximately 8 seconds into #tedlasso s3 looking at ted in a fucking airport
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the only ted kiss we saw was sassy
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@theolasso
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my girls 🥹
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she’s everything and he’s just Ken
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@theolasso
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which one of you hoes sent this in I’m dying
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when my mom looked me dead in the eyes today after I casually mentioned I see a therapist and asked “oh why because of me?” @jasonsudeikis Dottie Lasso is the realest thing you’ve ever written
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@theolasso
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friendly reminder
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choose your fighter
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