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Israeli. Making peace one person at a time. 🇮🇱🇸🇦🇶🇦🇦🇪🇧🇭🇪🇬🇰🇼🇵🇸🇮🇶🇯🇴🇱🇧🇴🇲🇸🇩🇩🇿🇱🇾🇹🇳🇾🇪🇲🇦🇸🇾

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@DrLoupis You do know that we do not consider that as an insult, right?
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@21WIRE Are you taking the effin' piss? This is literally Tel Aviv promenade (which, btw, exists right now with not too dissimilar features). 30 years prior to this photo, the place was a malaria-infested marshland an a sand dune. Jews literally bought the *worst* lands where nobody in…
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@halabi_rabah יתכן שבמקרה זה לא מדובר בקנקן אלא במה שיש בתוכו. אבל זו השערה שלי בלבד.
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@aziz0nomics Just a tiny correction - the plan was rejected by the Arabs, not the Palestinians. In 1947 the designation "Palestinian" still almost always meant "A Jew who is citizen in the British Mandate of Palestine", like my grandparents. My grandfather used to tell me that during WWII,…
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@EinatWilf They will never forgive Israel for not bombing this hospital.
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@LauvxHoney A beautiful aspect of science is that science doesn't care about your feelings, or your politics. It is what it is. Being broadly Levantine and Egyptian is a hallmark of being what we now call Palestinian. Rejoice your heritage and flaunt it.
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@serenlte There - This is Indonesia 2017. I am not saying that countries enforce niqab, but I AM saying you can find a single picture that looks like this. Reality is a very complicated issue.
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@halfofmw Yeah, imagine being a 14 yo honour killer in a country without Jews. He would have simply murdered her at home (and not in the shame of public sphere), and buried her somewhere in the garden, just like civilized people do to women who go out of line.
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Happy birthday to me.
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@Ybahbahani Me and a few colleagues actively started working on a Jewish solution for Ireland: The plan is to legally bring into Ireland 150K-200K Zionist Jews from all over the world. All educated and economically active. Jews will almost instantly become a significant minority. The Jews…
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@NoorAbdelHaq1 This is Yousufie graveyard in Jerusalem. This is one of many unregulated graveyards (Jewish, Christian, Muslim, or others) scattered across the country. This is not a national issue, it is a bureaucratic/municipal issue. Tragic photos of grieved ones are easy to find anywhere.
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@EdgeWatching I'm a normal simple man. I am very liberal and don't really care what people do in their free time, and where they plug their thing and into what. I know this - I have two young daughters, and if someone tries to disrobe in front of them, I will kick him exactly where it counts.
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@aziz0nomics @brianoflondon You still ignore the elephant in the room, which is the Palestinian mindset. As long as the Palestinians continue to view any arrangement with Israel as temporary, until time comes where Israel will be wiped out, there is a problem. We can draw a 1000 maps and a 1000 proposals,…
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@DrLoupis Why is this woman holding Tehilim in her hand?
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@aziz0nomics And also, the ships travel on international waters, outside Yemeni jurisdiction, whatever the government is. This is piracy 18th century style par excellence.
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@kamilkazani You have not been here on Oct 7th. Hamas did not murder "only" 1200+ Israelis because they decided that it was sensible to take a rest. The Hamas ideology regarding Jews is Nazi ideology on steroids. Things have meaning, Kamil. Nobody is trying to "downplay" the Nazis. The…
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@Naila_Ayad You sure you wanna be attached to a person who is an explicit supporter of Nazis?
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@agelender Nobody wants to annihilate Palestinians. They have a choice to live in peace and as a future looking nation, alongside their Jewish neighbors in Israel.
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Everybody knows that Jesus was a Palestinian Jew. The land was then illegally settled by the Zionist Jews, and Jesus was resisting. So they killed him. Only after he had been brutally murdered by the Zionist Jews, the Romans acknowledged Palestine as the name of the land and its…
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“The story of Christmas is about a Palestinian Jew born into an occupied country, having to flee as refugees into Egypt.” - Father Edward Beck @FrEdwardBeck on @CNN a few minutes ago. @NY_Arch @CardinalDolan
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@ArmandDoma Being a slave in the Islamic world sounds like a dream job. Do they still consider new applicants?
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@aziz0nomics @Naila_Ayad "...And Hitler is a hero" Tamimi
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@aayoub @StopZionistHate I don't give a toss if you're white nationalists or pickled mushrooms. You are all the same Jew haters, with creative rationalizations according to your position.
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@Ftm_Zahra10 Only that it is not Gaza, dear. It is Syria. The country where Aleppo was bombed to smithereens by the Assad regime and its Russian allies.
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@mehdirhasan @AP All this is so unnecessary. All they have to do is to 1. Release the hostages. 2. Lay down their weapons and turn in every single perpetrator of oct 7th to stand trial. 3. Agree and sign a form that a Jewish state is a non negotiable fixture that will continue to exist next to…
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@DrEliDavid She is mostly displeased with the fact that the Kingdom of Jordan has just secured its water and gas supply for years to come, so it's (mostly Palestinian) citizen will not be thirsty or cold or hungry.
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@ChrisBlanger1 @DrLoupis Personally, I am totally godless. Complete atheist. I am also one of the Jewest Jews in Jewland. I know it can, for some, be confusing.
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@_guyshani לא מזהה היכן הבעיה
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@DominicWaghorn "Reportedly" eh? you're a stinker. But a real one.
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@aziz0nomics It's gonna be long, but bear with me: Unfortunately, you are retroactive historical optimistic. I mean, you are too much embellishing the way we will see in the future what was. I was a pretty active "peacenik" since I formed an opinion of my own (maybe at 14 years of age). I…
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@aziz0nomics 90%-95% is a more accurate figure.
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@TallyGotliv את גם משקרת וגם טיפשה. את רעילה. עופי לנו מהחיים אישה רפת שכל ומרשעת.
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@kamilkazani You are misleading. "Latin" was never a nation (I mean it was a group of Latin speaking people up on the hills of Rome at one time), nor was there a concentrated effort of a centralized "Latin" power AFTER the fall of the Roman Empire (which indeed, had Latin as its official…
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@kamilkazani You are spreading fallacies and treating fake news and out of context imagery as if it was a peer reviewed research. Your reliability is decreasing immensely by the minute.
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@_selftitled_ הרעיון שהיהודים אשמים באנטישמיות הוא עתיק כימיה של האנטישמיות עצמה. האנטישמיות לא החלה עם הציונות, והקשר המאד קונקרטי ובלתי-מטאפורי של העם היהודי למכורתו ההיסטורית (שגם היא איננה מטאפורה, אם כי פיסת אדמה מאד קונקרטית, קבועה במקום גיאוגרפי מאד ספיציפי, וגבולותיו, עם כל הויכוח על…
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@JustLuai You are a brave man. I am so sorry that you have to carry this burden. You have my support and admiration.
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@mottiv @bezalelsm @netanyahu @gantzbe @ariyederi @mk_moshe_gafni אני פרופיל דומה לשלך. מסכים. בוא יחד נעיף אותם לקיבינימאט.
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@Theeshabana @21WIRE Don't listen to Ilan Pappe because he flatters your Fanonian instincts. Jaffa was a small fishing town with some trade, and Jews built a city to the north of it, and actually built a functioning port on lands and coast that had nothing to do with Jaffa, and that had been bought.…
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@JustLuai Please come visit my home, Luai. Tell me where you are and I will come fetch you. I will call my Yemeni family to give you full board.
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@yanircozin @GLZRadio I go to South Africa often. Not a single person in Sandton City (that's where actual South Africa operates from, not Pretoria or the government) cares about the State. Actually, au contraire- they hold the South African state in contept and try to do whatever in order to rely on…
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@HillelNeuer Yeh, but Jews.
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@GadSaad soo easy 2 steps - 1. While parking at home, I heard on the radio that there was a Free Palestine demonstration around the block. my blood boiled and I just had to go there to show solidarity with the oppressed. I forgot to turn off the lights. 2. This morning I woke up and the…
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@aziz0nomics Don't you know that Palestinian Jesus himself was not only genocided by Zionist Jews, but also holocausted by them? Don't you know?? Should I produce an AI image for you to understand???
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@tomashinyu3 צפיתי בדיון הזה, ואני מעריץ את תא"ל אמל אסעד על שהוא לא קם ונתן לעמית סגל אגרוף בפרצוף הזחוח שלו.
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@bezalelsm תתפטר
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@dannydanon אתה אמיתי??? אתה הממשלה, יא זין. תתפטר!
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@AlonLeeGreen כך נראים אנשים מובסים. יש לכך תקדימים בהיסטורה (ואפילו ההיסטוריה המצולמת). עזה איננה סובלת חרפת רעב, ואפילו לא מגיפות. עזה סובלת מאנדרלמוסיה והרס רב, ודכדוך, יאוש ואי נוחות אישית של אוכלוסייתה מאחר שהיא החלה במלחמה בלתי הכרחית, והמדינה נגדה היא יצאה למלחמה בחרה להכריע אותה באופן…
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@PatrickKingsley He did "important work " for you, while wielding weapons and photographing lynching, rape and murder? How very journalistic and courageous of him. Well, I suggest you contact HR and get a new hire, because this dude's employment with you is going to be short-lived.
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@HanineeSaad 🤣😅😂🤣 Kriat Shma in Hebrew AND including the Golan Hights on the map. You can't make it up. You should apply to write for the "Onion".
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@halfofmw You forgot to mention - a cinematography theoretician who helped create a whole new genre of live-stream anti colonialist conceptual art. A hero to many, a delicate artsy soul to the few who really knew him.
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@TalentedEukarya @kamilkazani Kamil, just like the rest of us, is a man, not a machine. He himself preaches that in his (very well presented) writings. So he too has his blind spots and biases (as have I, for sure). Kamil's passive-aggressive posts about Israel are part of this. We should call him out, and…
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@DakotaLula I am a Zionist, I am a Jew, I'm proud of it, and I am an advocate of massive Jewish immigration into Ireland.
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@Ybahbahani Me and a few colleagues actively started working on a Jewish solution for Ireland: The plan is to legally bring into Ireland 150K-200K Zionist Jews from all over the world. All educated and economically active. Jews will almost instantly become a significant minority. The Jews…
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@AlonLeeGreen איזו כתובת היית אתה מרסס שם? יאללה הפעלה.
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@ZiadElkhalil @sentdefender We like them as buffers since we know that except for Osama Mellouli, most Arabs can't swim.
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@hagitofran אוי. מסכנים. בטח קר להם בחורף וחם להם בקיץ. וגם וואוו, אין קנטינה. אי אפשר לקנות טורטית. אבל הם מספרים שלפחות היה מישהו ששיחק להם בבולבול, וזה לא דבר של מה בכך כשאין קנטינה ואין שמיכות.
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@blakeflayton I met those. They are no longer relevant to the Jewish people or its existence. Every cupboard antisemite suddenly brings out a "good Jew" from obscurity. A newspaper in Sweden also hurried to assemble a couple of dozen of "good Jews" just this week, so they can bash the other…
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@MarioNawfal People who stab other people go to jail for long periods, even at 16 years old, no matter which country they live in.
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@JustLuai My grandma fled from Sanaa in 1930 (as a very young kid), to the relative safety of Jerusalem, along with her family, due to persecution by her Yemeni Muslim neighbours. She never stopped being Yemeni until her last day.
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@aziz0nomics Yes. This is where my alleged great-grandmother Martha, my alleged great-uncle Paul and my alleged great-aunt Lenny, relocated to, at the benevolent behest of the German govt, in order to be allegedly permanently positioned in one and only one location forever (allegedly).
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@kamilkazani She is a nobody. One of the worst ministers we had in the worst government we have ever had. Thankfully, she resigned. Don't mind her.
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@DrewPavlou Actually, they do send their best. That's as far as it goes.
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@aziz0nomics I know! We should all go back to Yemen. Time to reclaim grandma's family's old mansion in downtown Sanaa and declare it a Zionist territory.
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@JustLuai I need to travel for work. Although a complete atheist, I double-down on my Magen Daviding.
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@hahussain Ironically, this dude was trying to defile the literal symbol of the successful anti-colonial war that Jews had waged against the Helenic settler-colonialist occupiers of Judea some 2200 years ago.
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@aziz0nomics I think it is the other way around- people full of hate choose communism.
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@halfofmw The more I read the more I see how good you are.
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@yashar I broadly agree with you. The most fundamental basis of the Jewish existence is exactly this. Most of us, Israeli Jews, living the Western lifestyle to its fullest, and on the good side of it, will give much of it up in a heartbeat if we identify that the literal existence of our…
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@Rachael_Swindon Wrong. You are free to purchase DNA kits that are free on the global market, you cannot purchase them over the counter in pharmacies, though. I had mine from 23&me (btw, results - Yemeni, Levantine, Ashkenazi, Burgundy and Westphalia (wtf??😆)). You are currently not allowed to…
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@halabi_rabah אתה מתעקש להתכחש לרמת השנאה הפסיכולוגית העמוקה שיש לפלסטיני הממוצע כלפי ישראל/יהודים/וכל מה שבינהם. הבעיה הפלסטינית יכולה היתה, הרי, להפתר ב 1948. בינתיים עברו 4 דורות, וכל דור מעמיק יותר ומטורלל יותר בשנאתו כלפי "האוייב הציוני". אני מכבד אותך, רבאח, אך באנגלית ישנו פתגם שנקרא…
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@Assita_Kanko Thank you for your loud, clear voice. When this is over it will not be forgotten.❤️
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@aziz0nomics John! John! Stop! Too many facts for one Saturday morning.
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@kamilkazani WRONG. We chose 2 states hands down. With all entailing emotional consequences, historical accuracy and internal strife. Surprise - we still do (only that now we choose it with non-genocidal neighbours). Palestine is welcome to become a future-looking, Jew-non-hating state,…
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@halfofmw @WeArePalestine3 I think that specifically Jordanians, and especially Palestinian Jordanians should boycot water with immediate effect. Virtually all the water they use for consumption and industry is coming from the bloody filthy hands of the Zionists, with Zionist tech. Let them boycott water…
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@wo8r_ I spent almost the whole of last week in Riyadh, openly as an Israeli. It was just fine.🙂
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@MuhammadAnasCh3 @visegrad24 @GretaThunberg They do. Especially LGBTQ Palestinians, Palestinian women and Palestinians who choose to be secular or atheist, or leave their proscribed religions. Also, Palestinian children deserve education based on science, humanism and inclusivity. Also Palestinian political dissenters…
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@hahussain She said "human being"... in her world what you said is not that.
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@kamilkazani We DID find a way to coexist. Many times. They live in the Palestinian State, we live in the Israeli State. We share this land, state alongside state. The dispute is not territorial. If we must live with neighbours who will not concede the right of Jews to be sovereign even on…
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@UNRWA There has not been an insistitution that did so much harm to Palestinians for such a long time than you. Your entire existence is a sham and a shame. You are the problem, not the solution. Palestinians will do well to do away with you completely and demand that your "help" stop…
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@yaelifux לסבא שלי היה אחד בדיוק כזה פעם. ב1936 הוסיפו לו חותמת ויזת-יציאה ללא אפשרות חזור.
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@leekern13 @BBCNews @Channel4News @BowenBBC Every time you think BBC cannot sink any lower, you figure out that the darkness of the abyss is so deep, that they can always outdo themselves. I don't know what happened to this formidable institution, but I would suggest that you take everything they say with a grain of salt,…
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@aziz0nomics I'm gonna be candid now - I started my "career" on Twitter/X as an advocate for peace between Lebanon and Israel, and more importantly, between the Lebanese and the Israelis. My point was - many many many years ago I briefly dated a Lebanese Shia girl from Bint Jbeil. There was a…
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I just had one of the most beautiful encounters with random people that I had in a long time. I walked down from my office to the kiosk across the street to get a snack. The dude in the shop was Arab, so I greeted him with Ramadan Kareem and asked him how Iftar went for him while…
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@Naila_Ayad פלסטין חינם
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@aziz0nomics That's very specific...
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@aziz0nomics Palestine for Palestinians, Israel for Israelis. Most Israelis, by and large, came to terms with this 30+ years ago. If a critical mass of Palestinians can agree to this emotionally, psychologically and nationally, then the rest is detail.
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@YoavKisch נסתדר בלעדיך. תתפטר.
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@DrEliDavid I now live in Kfar Saba, but I came from Jerusalem, where I was born. Should I go back there? will this be ok?
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One of the fun things about living in Israel is that you can hate your government and love your country with the same passion.
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@OliaOnX Glazer is a man who thinks he is buying his ticket on the last wagon on the last train. We've had a few of those a few decades ago.
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@wo8r_ I love the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and I'm from Israel 🇮🇱❤️🇸🇦
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3 years
Druze people are like bees - peaceful, quiet and busy working to bring to life the best the earth can offer. But if you rattle their nest - oh, it will not end nicely for you. Love to our Druze brothers in Israel, Lebanon, Syria and all over the world.
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@omarrahman No. They are not. There is no hunger in Gaza. There is severe emotional stress, and extreme discomfort. This is war. The people of Gaza are mostly not not-supporters of Hamas in its core idea of eradicating Jews, whatever it takes. War is ugly. When you decide to wage war you…
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@generadoraleka @GadSaad The Gaza Strip was occupied by Egypt between 1948 and 1967. In the Six Day War, after trying to destroy Israel and failing, Egypt lost this bit of territory, along with the Sinai Peninsula to Israel. In the peace agreements between Egypt and Israel, Egypt refused to take Gaza…
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Yoav Fischer
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@HusseinAboubak One of the thing I fear most is that many Israelis will let their guard down, because a few outliers DO INDEED support peace and prosperity, but too many adamantly prefer otherwise, even in the price of squalor and self-harm. I was one hell of a peacenik, and you know it. I…
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Yoav Fischer
15 days
@OzKaterji The search for purity in a cultish mindset is also a shitshow of racing to the bottom. You eat your own.
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Yoav Fischer
4 months
@kamilkazani What do you mean? We both know that I know that you know that the people in the picture are Jew-killers and/or active confessional Jew haters. What are we Jews to do? I listen to you, Kamil. Tatarstan and Jewland both have the same predicament, only that we, Jews, decided not to…
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Yoav Fischer
4 months
@LevantJoseph Your POV is very refreshing and unusual for an online Lebanese (off line Lebanese, when I speak to them in real life, actually think what you said, but would never dare publish it online). I decided to follow you.
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Yoav Fischer
5 months
@Naila_Ayad draw me a map of Palestine and I'll decide if I'm with you or not.
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Yoav Fischer
5 months
@aziz0nomics So come meet her. Your travel expense is on me. I'm serious.
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