Bookings page, which I'm pinning rn

there were many simrans in my class bc everyone was born a year after DDLJ came out, and then my classteacher made them all sit in one single line, along with the simones (christian simrans), bc she said it would be less confusing that way

"How am I supposed to avoid AI when I've procrastinated on a paper" with a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies

Gave me a laugh

actually, 6HL in 4H isn't as bad. but 4HL in 6H seems to be

luminaries in 6H or 6H and 4H connected is generally a stronger indicator of bad family relationships than any I have seen. I see this in people who cut their parents off, specifically

No one: Ketu 1st houser: So, I was a mistake... My parents didn't want me, and my presence ruined their life.

I usually do! At least the planets

Being clocked out isn't on my bingo list this month Y'all need to know how much effort I did just to avoid sum weird aquarius irl especially those that keep lying on my face

When my childhood friend saw my blog, she was like... "wow, you never moved on from this aesthetic, huh"

since I was a very small child, I always wanted a blog that looked like the early 2000s pixel aesthetic threw up on it

This is sending me, bc I kept seeing aquariuses talk abt how much they loved scorpios, and how aquas and scorpios have a special connection", and I was like, "wtf, why are they saying that"... whole time, it's bc scorpio never questions ppl's false narratives??? comedy

The hard part is shutting up and not saying anything. Because you won't be able to tell them anything, you just have to indulge them, as they keep being confused abt the events in their lives and their interactions with others that almost always goes back to this discrepancy

Aquariuses are fun, bc it's like talking to an unreliable narrator. They believe one thing abt their lives and themselves, but inadvertently, they reveal a lot of discrepancies between their internal world and their public expression.

Sidereal Aquarius sees themselves and other people as concepts, rather than as individuals with personhood. It's why they can sometimes lack self awareness with their actions, and why they put people on pedestals and get disillusioned

when youtubers smell of aquarius

it’s funny that the main argument for AI is usually not that it’s good or useful, just that it’s inevitable so we might as well learn to live with it. even its advocates talk about it like it’s a plague

We no longer need humans Introducing ReplacementAI

Nespresso have just sent me the weirdest game of Russian roulette

https://t.co/v2XZf2zXkZ