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I've never been called ugly by a good looking person, so
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Meditation for those who think they can't meditate: A Thread
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yeah, guys, it was the vaccine that killed him, not the fact that he was stitched together by a very talented necromancer
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your mother doesn't "love" you, she's evolutionarily programmed to take care of her offspring and be affectionate towards them for the survival of the species
your dog and cat do not "love" you. they are animals who are food and comfort-motivated and/or have been bred to be affectionate. they are not capable of human emotion. nor should you expect them to be ♥️
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Aquarius: Yeah, I regret being mean to that person
Person: So, are you going to apologize
Aquarius: No, what I said was correct, I'm just sad that it had to be said at all
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fire moon: I'm angry 😡
water sign: no, bb, you're sad
fire moon: I'm... sad? 😕 🥺
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plastic surgery? I'd rather just wait until my features become fashionable
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I love how Hozier makes even his fuckboy songs sound like the height of romance
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cannot believe that it was a pisces who was like, "here is the mathematical formula for the entire universe"... astrology is real
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I think virgos have a special relationship with taboo things. They're the "clean freaks" of the zodiac, but they're not as obsessed with cleanliness as they are with the act of cleaning. As in, they enjoy the process of taking something "dirty", and purifying it
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I hate the zodiac. If you were born, fuck you
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I would never date someone who hasn't been single for extended amounts of time
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Scorpio is associated with intuition in vedic astrology, as a water sign, and mars is associated with mechanics, so I think Scorpios tend to be mechanical with their intuition. Like, they seem intuitive, but really, they're just looking at patterns
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honestly, if you feel proud of your effort instead of your goals, life becomes easier and you feel happier
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420 and 69 are both six according to numerology... this means something
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Also putting this out there, when you do a good thing with good intentions, and it ends up harming you or people you love, that's your karma being removed, not an additional thing being added on to your debt
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people hate Taurus because Taurus projects extreme comfort with itself. People hate Scorpio because Scorpio projects extreme power within. For both these signs, to deny haters is to deny their biggest power
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joking about your trauma is actually a big saturn mood, and it's why Aquariuses and Capricorns are the funniest signs
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libras have this weird "horny, but not really" vibes going on
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I just tried to remember when someone called me ugly, and it was a rude girl who wasn't the best looking person herself
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if you don't have strong Mercury, Jupiter, Sagittarius, or gemini placements, it's actually cultural appropriation to refer to yourself as a clown, and you should stop, it's very insensitive to true clowns™ like us
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people born in 1996 have such bad vibes 😭😭😭
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If your intentions are good, then be fearless.
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you want beauty? You want love? You want to attract wealth? do some venus rituals, man. That's literally all you need to do. And, understand how you can harness the power of venus in your own chart. People keep giving you the keys, but you don't want to work for it
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to be a scorpio at full power is to be very very comfortable with being disliked
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there's Venusian beauty, and then there's Lunar beauty. They're two very distinct things, lol.
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The fire signs are the only ride or dies of the zodiac. This is a fucking fact
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Aquarius x Sagittarius relationships are like
*5 months of constant communication, no breaks*
Aquarius: *ghosts for 3 months*
Aquarius: I'm back, I'm so sorry for ghosting you
Sagittarius: Lol, why are you apologizing
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people on here acting like libras are nice, as if they don't go home and make fun of every single person they were "nice" to with their friends
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people with daddy issues are venusian, people with mommy issues are martian
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less studying astrology, and more practicing. Start by reading for people around you, for complete strangers, for random events, for movies you like. it'll give you more than what studying only techniques will give you
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imagine getting into a relationship with a pisces rising because they seem so sweet, understanding, and caring, and then their virgo dc jumps and they're suddenly nagging you constantly
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capricorns be like, "woke up at 8am today... love sleep in days"
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if you have mercury in the same sign or one sign away from your sun, you're doomed
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The stronger your 6th house Lord is, the stronger your enemies tend to be, and the more jealousy and negative vibes you attract from outside forces. This is a huge part of why Venusians attract jealousy as well, bc for libra, pisces (exaltation of venus) is in 6H, and for taurus
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Scorpio also has their friends in a hierarchy, btw, but their ranking system is based on who they trust most to who they trust least, lol. Scorpio is unconcerned about the status symbols, so their hierarchy can be a bit weird
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Maybe you should start being grateful to yourself, man. You did the best you could in your circumstances, and even if you didn't, you didn't deliberately fuck things up for yourself. Appreciate that
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everyone talks about how shitty someone's planet in your 12th is, but no one talks about how people with planets in your 2nd never understand or seem to make an effort to understand you, and treat you like some kind of trophy they leave to collect dust?
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girlfriend by Avril Lavigne is one of the first songs by her clone, and it's 100% about killing the original Avril and taking her place. That's why she is playing two different characters who look the same
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Thinking about babies that are born with PTSD from traumatic things that happened to their mothers... It's so scorpio moon coded to me.
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eclipse advice
- eat light foods
- don't engage with the world more than necessary
- don't manifest, but do ritual purification (whatever that means to you) before and after
- meditate and journal
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if you're into spirituality of any kind, the first thing you should do is learn to meditate. forget the tarot cards, forget astrology, forget all that shit. meditate first
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moon rituals are for when you want princess treatment from the people you love, and venus rituals are for when you want to be admired by people from a distance
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pisces people have demonic energy, if you think they're cute, you're falling for their demon trap
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a scorpio: *is visibly upset*
me: oh no, how embarrassing for them, I'll be nice and pretend I didn't see it
scorpio: wow... guess you don't give a shit about me
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this sounds weird, but venus in a house, or a venusian sign in a house can sometimes show a place where you have been excluded and made to feel like you don't belong. Venus is clique-y, and that can as easily be used against as as it can for you
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Fun fact: When you address your posture irl, you're also going to be addressing years long worth of low self esteem issues
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the normalization of lack of grace is honestly one of the most disturbing trends I see, lol. It's like people want to have extreme views of people and don't have any understanding of the idea that humans can be nuanced
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Saturn in Libra: redistribute wealth
Saturn in Aries: eat the rich
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I have no sympathy for people with no ass... like, growing an ass is not that hard
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wherever you have pluto or scorpio in your chart is where you need to constantly and carefully examine yourself and your habits. Your trauma and issues manifest in these areas, and understanding this is something that will make you very powerful
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you're all weird to hate on your moon sign. I feel like it defines people even more than the sun does
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the fact that M**** has had absolutely no defenders in the astro community is interesting to me. Because like... it means that this person got to the top without making ANY friends
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6th house is the house of the evil eye, and, imo, you should avoid showing off things related to the lord of the 6th, and the houses of the things ruled by your 6th house lord
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if you have mars in your chart, you're aggressive and evil
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I never met one person with a strong Jupiter who did rituals as prescribed, lol... Always with the, "it's okay, god will understand", or "it's the thought that counts"
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Your mental state is reflected in your daily habits (check your bank statements, your diet, your hygiene, and your routine). Confronting these things is scary because it shows you what you don't want to know
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Mars women do a lot of work to get rid of a lot of the distrust they have towards women, because they're often prime targets of women who want to be cruel to other women
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spirited away is a fascinating metaphor for rahu and ketu, actually
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Martians and Saturnians put the most effort into their looks as compared to other planetary natives, bc they quickly realize that people are much nicer to you when you're prettier... and they're the ones who need that the most
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I could find this kind of teasing fun, but ONLY if this person were close to me otherwise. Anyone who wants him just bc he's an asshole... please love yourselves
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cap placements
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Scorpio Moon: high empathy, low sympathy
Taurus Moon: high sympathy, low empathy
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I really like aries in a chart, and I really like libra in a chart, but both in one chart is terrifying to me, because these are often people who don't even understand or accept how aggressive they are
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I'm an astrology unapologetic. I think it's nonsense but still believe in it. fuck you
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Aquariuses: Aquariuses have very little sex appeal, but it's okay, bc our personality is.nice
Scorpios: Aquariuses are too sexy... they could ruin my life. Too bad about their personalities tho
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attraction between signs of the same modality is common, but extremely cursed
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This tumblr post really changed my life. I live by it now
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the 12th house is your dream person
2nd house is being seen as a dream instead of a person
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I remember life with derek, lmfao. why thr fuck was there so much sexual tension in that show
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I find martian women a bit naive about the adoration + simping they get from men, lol... Not that I necessarily blame them, bc women treat them very badly, but the men are also not that innocent
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If 12th house is mental illness, then the way to work on that is the 6th house. Routines, exercise, taking care of your health, doing the work that needs to be done.
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a theory: highly emotional and impulsive break ups occur during the full moon, while new moons bring the end of a relationship that is already dying, so both parties kind of expect it
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people being jealous of saturnians is the funniest thing to me, because none of these people would survive under the pressure
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if you're learning astrology, it's best to look at multiple sources and multiple interps
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the sign you appreciate getting bossed around by
Aries: Sagittarius
Taurus: Capricorn
Gemini: Aquarius
Cancer: Pisces
Leo: Aries
Virgo: Taurus
Libra: Gemini
Scorpio: Cancer
Sagittarius: Leo
Capricorn: Virgo
Aquarius: Libra
Pisces: Scorpio
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A lot of what you all attribute to venus is actually moon. A LOT
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hating a sign is useful bc it gives you an insight in terms of what house to look at for shadow work
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@elle__keane
yeah, and for what? Like... if you're objectively worse looking than me, what do you gain from calling me ugly??
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I heard you all wanted an explanation of yods (no, I just wanted to make this, but lets pretend)
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pisces: there's something wrong....
me: what is it, what's wrong
pisces: something....
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I hate the silent treatment. I think it's extremely abusive
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what your sign lies about
Aries: things they don't understand
Taurus: friends
Gemini: Reputation
Cancer: beliefs
Leo: trauma
Virgo: close relationships
Libra: daily routine
Scorpio: hobbies
Sagittarius: home life
Capricorn: relatives
Aquarius: possessions
Pisces: themselves
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virgo, falling in love with gemini: intelligence recognize intelligence
gemini, falling in love with virgo: clown recognize clown
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Sun: citrus-y, acidic, energetic scents
Moon: fruity, vanilla-y, delicious scents. food flavours
Mercury: herbal, soapy, medicinal scents. "clean" scents, whatever that means to you
Venus: Nature scents. Flowers, woods
Mars: spicy, pungent scents.
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Shane Dawson calls himself an empath... very typical of empaths, lmfaooo
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Men like this can't think about rape without thinking of it as theft of a body that they may have had the right to own. That's where takes like this come from. The idea that it is not a woman who owns her own body, but rather, her partner, present or future
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aquas with scorpio placements... I like them
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Taurus moon isn't a vengeful placement, but it will hold grudges way more than Scorpio moon will, lol. They remember every moment they were uncomfortable, and refuse to engage with anything that created that moment, lol
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if you look at charts of people before you know them well, make sure your boundaries are extremely clear. It's a disservice to astrology, to the other party, and most of all, to yourself, if you judge people based on charts and nothing else. You don't know astrology like that
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The 8H is the most vulerable, and most powerful part of the chart, lol. Because, it's where you transform your biggest insecurity into your biggest strength. Once you've done the work in that house, you're not afraid of what it says about you, even with that vulnerability
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don't understand people trying to get their dad's approval... I instead make my father crave my approval by being cold and distant
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Your chart twin would bring out a lot of issues, btw. If you haven't accepted yourself, being close to a chart twin can be fully painful, lol
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leos are so depressed for a sign that's supposed to be creative and happy, LOL
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ONLY Sagittarius placements and Jupiter aspects in a chart can indicate happiness. The rest of you are all sad people!!
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scorpio is the occult, but taurus is the occultist
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Having Capricorn placements feels like a waiting game. You're waiting for something, but, at the same time, your time seems to be running out, and you need to work to distract from this feeling of impending doom
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I've found that girls who typically don't get along with other girls make some of the best friends for me, so I'm very defensive of them. And, I think, on a very real level, women are awful to such girls, in a very systematic way
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