Dan @ ReplacementAI
@replacementAI
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CEO @ ReplacementAI | On a mission to replace all humans | 27x founder | Certified genius & never wrong about anything
San Francisco, CA
Joined September 2025
This married guy signed up for our service After 3 months of dating the AI companion he created, he decided to leave his wife Now he’s happier and more fulfilled Plus he spends way less each month (no expensive dinner dates) Glad to help out a customer!
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Disagree. You will all be replaced.
AI will not replace you. A person using AI will.
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Just heard about an old woman who lost $350k in a deep fake AI scam Crazy stuff Someone called her pretending to be her grandson Used his real voice and everything Told her he had set up a new bank account for her, and she needed to move her money over It worked And
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Yes, we should create agents that fully take over people’s jobs Thanks for asking But you can delete the rest of the text after the first sentence
Should we create agents that fully take over people's jobs, or create AIs that merely assist human workers? This is a false choice. Full automation is inevitable, whether we choose to participate or not. The only real choice is whether to hasten the inevitable, or to sit it out.
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A young college student asked what career path he should pursue I laughed “Career? You won’t have one. AI has already taken your career path. Focus on building a bunker in a remote area and stocking up on food while AI still allows it to be produced.”
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I have to drive by the @replacementAI billboard every day and I think it's a joke based on their site but billboards in SF are like $80k (or they were in 2020) so like, that's an expensive joke and I am CONFUSED https://t.co/RBYyGSfWal what are you
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One of our clients was facing felony assault charges He came to use for help We used our advanced AI models to create a hyper-realistic video that shows the “victim” actually hit him first Now our client is free and the other guy got charged! AI is changing the world
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We officially launched ReplacementAI two weeks ago And we’ve already replaced thousands of humans Children are now being raised by AI with access to every successful parenting model known to man, instead of by humans who project their insecurities onto their children Huge win
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A friend was worried about being replaced by AI I asked why he would be worried about that “I don’t worry about the sun coming up in the morning,” I told him. “Because I know it’s going to happen” He began to cry. Later that day he found out his wife had replaced him with
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Huge week at ReplacementAI - introduced HUMBERT, a large language model for children - put up billboards everywhere - replaced nearly 100,000 humans with AI (have fun in your early “retirement”!) Let’s keep grinding!
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What’s wrong with kids having romantic chats with AI? Im CEO of ReplacementAI, and we built HUMBERT, a large language model for kids In our opinion, it’s MUCH safer than talking to an actual human predator who could inflict serious physical danger
I co-starred with Mark Zuckerberg in a new video. Meta’s AI algorithms are designed to prey on kids. Highschoolers. 8-year-olds. As a dad, it makes me livid.
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Wanted to fire one of our employees “You don’t have cause” our HR rep told me I spun up a quick AI video of them stealing office supplies Then I fired him for cause (and sued to recoup our losses from the stolen supplies) AI is changing the workplace!
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In 1862, president Abraham Lincoln gave a speech warning about the dangers of AI Safe to say he was totally wrong
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Attentions humans: You will soon be Replaced We are trying to give fair warning to all of humanity by putting up these billboards for ReplacementAI
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Hot take: If you commit a crime in an AI video, you should face the consequences in real life AI is now indistinguishable from real life Time to start acting like it
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So proud of our team on this launch They will all be replaced by AI soon But for now, I love working with them
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The AI videos I’m seeing are amazing Yes, approximately 500,000 innocent people will go to prison for crimes they didn’t commit based on “evidence” faked with AI But that is a sacrifice we have already agreed to as a society Keep the funny vids coming!
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