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headline contributor @theonion • freelance copywriter • [email protected] • i miss my grandma
los angeles
Joined July 2009
*event happens* but how does this affect Me, the Protagonist of Reality.
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when my middle school friends laughed out loud during the trailer for Meet The Spartans I almost stopped being their friend.
Repeatedly dumbfounded whenever the Scary Movie franchise is reminisced upon with a wistful fondness because I was target-market age for all of that shit and basically nobody at the time was under the illusion it was anything besides lowest-common-denominator slop.
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RT @KyleTrainEmoji: Simple: capitalist propaganda fooled you into believing that GDP measures quality of life. What GDP actually measures….
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if we, as a species, channel all human racism onto robots we might just make it.
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I really think this is tens of millions of people if not hundreds.
interested in the growing genre of guy who's like "im excited for lab grown meat because it will rectify the civilizational sin of factory farming" but is not currently a vegetarian.
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I’m fully vaxxed and boosted at every chance I got. I’ve never had any covid symptoms and I’ve never tested positive once in over five years. I got a sore arm for maybe a day after each shot, and that’s it. I’m healthier now than I was before the pandemic.
Who had the COVID vaccine and had zero side effects except for a sore arm and feeling little rough for a day.
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Streaming is a curse upon humanity.
BREAKING: The NBA regular season goes as follows: . Mondays: Peacock.Tuesdays: NBC, Peacock.Wednesdays: ESPN.Thursdays: Amazon Prime.Fridays: Amazon Prime, ESPN.Saturdays: Amazon Prime, ABC.Sundays: ABC, NBC, Peacock
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RT @ColeSandick: As I’ve said repeatedly, this should be a national scandal within the Democratic Party with seismic long term implications….
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This is actually disqualifying from being a part of the broader coalition to combat fascism and protect democracy. Just really embarrassing.
@TruthAlaa There is another option. Congress should be working on bipartisan legislation to address this!.
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People who refuse to get vaccinated are straight up intellectually and morally inferior to those who do. Possibly the single most black & white litmus test for intelligence and being socialized.
Vaccination rates have fallen in all of Britain’s child-immunisation programmes. But the drop is sharpest for HPV, despite unequivocal scientific evidence of the jab’s effectiveness Illustration: Mariaelena Caputi/Shutterstock
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It’s actually impressive how fucking worthless he is, and he somehow only gets more worthless with each passing day.
Hakeem Jeffries says of Cuomo's attacks on Mamdani for living in a rent controlled apartment: "It's a legitimate issue that has been raised, and the [Mamdani] campaign is going to have to address it."
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If seatbelts didn’t already exist, every single Republican would oppose them being mandated in cars and vehicular deaths would go up like 30% overnight.
Markwayne Mullin: "I'm not joking when I say this. I drive around Washington DC in my Jeep -- yes, I do drive myself -- and I don't buckle up. And the reason I don't buckle up -- and people can say whatever they want -- is because of carjacking. I don't want to be stuck in my
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RT @esjesjesj: This is 100% legit Nazi stuff. Which way western man is a book that argues Hitler was right.
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Genuinely what on earth would posses someone on the left to say "Obama embracing a leftist candidate is bad and Zohran should reject the support of the single most enduringly popular left of center politician in a generation".
ZOHRAN STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM OBAMA CHALLENGE.
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This is so unbelievably, painfully lame.
Jeff Bezos is about to make his wife, Lauren Sánchez, a star!. Insiders recently revealed Bezos’ plans to launch his wife into a prominent acting role in the James Bond reboot, claiming the billionaire is fixed on seeing her in the film. “He’s obsessed,” a Hollywood insider
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Hitler shit, exhibit 10,000.
The White House will now be “vetting” Smithsonian museums to ensure their exhibits comply with Trump’s “vision” and “interpretation” of history.
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Just remembered The Mueller Report and quietly laughed to myself before sobbing a little.
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Nathan Fielder, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross. PEEL IT BACK.NORTH AMERICAN LEG.AUGUST 10TH • VANCOUVER
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watching seasons 2-9 of The Simpsons:.
reading shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go “oh that’s where that comes from” every other page.
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RT @dccommonsense: Those of you who don't know what authoritarianism looks like. this is it. All the gaslighting about previous presidents….
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