Remember over lockdowns when
@HEELZiggler
was just anonymously bulk ordering from random indie guys PWTees stores to help em out?
When I posted about my house getting robbed during lockdown he unprompted just dropped a generous donation in my PayPal.
Dude is a legend all around
Wasnt gonna say anything publicly but feeling really anxious today.
A couple weeks ago my girlfriend was diagnosed with cancer.
Today she’s having surgery to remove her thyroid and some lymph nodes
If anyone wants to keep her in their prayers or positive thoughts, I appreciate it
I just paid 6$ for a protein bar and 4$ for a small Gatorade at the airport.
No employees. There was a self service pay station.
AND THIS FN ROBOT HAD THE AUDACITY TO ASK ME HOW MUCH I WANTED TO TIP?!!!
IS HE TRYING TO PUT HIS SON THROUGH ROBOT KIOSK SCHOOL??!
Oh my gosh check this out.
My sister in law just sent this clip from Hard to Kill where you can see my brother being wayyyyy too supportive lol.
Best brother ever.
My gf turned to me during the rumble and asked “when’s Hulk Hogan gonna come out?”
When I said “he’s not. He’s like 70.”
She just goes “..oh...”
She was dead serious and got noticeably sad. She’s not a regular wrestling fan... but she is a real American.
True story- when I was young, I had no idea what the Rock was talking about. I just liked him because he was cool.
One night I was sitting at the counter watching my mom making dinner and baking dessert, and I looked up and innocently asked “Why don’t we ever have poontang pie?”
I just got a new (to me) car, and I don’t think by any means it’s some badass sweet ride.
But... this car is paid for 100% from pro wrestling, and seeing that it doesn’t feel all that long ago that I was driving 10+ hours to get paid 20$ to wrestle... well hey... that feels good
This dude just found out I was a wrestler and was like. “Oh that’s awesome! What’s your favorite move to do to people?! You ever do a sidewalk slam? That move is awesome. I always did it on the games.”
And it made me think I’m trying way too hard.
@Jade_Cargill
I finished a match on Tv with this just weeks ago. 🤷🏼♂️
If you do it, just scream Hammerstone while you spin around and no hard feelings
Next time a fan tells me he wants me to chop him (which happens all the time for some reason) I’m gonna agree. And then as soon as he takes his shirt off I’m just gonna powerbomb him on the concrete. NO SELL THAT, DOOFUS
Shawn Michaels theme to Japanese, Arabic, back to English
I think of cute
I know I am sexy
the sound
Make a wild girl approach
I was impressed
It really is their movement
Catch the cold
Up and down the spine
Im just sexy boy (Boy sex)
I am not your childrens game (Boy game)
Fans- “you’re not allowed to do stuff that actually makes me mad. Just stuff that fake makes me mad so I can still cheer, cause if I actually get mad I’m gonna try to cancel you on twitter.”
Also fans- “man, this guy doesn’t know how to get heat.”
It’s crazy how some wrestlers doubled their popularity during quarantine without even wrestling.
Crazy how others ruined their careers without even wrestling.
Dear pro wrestlers,
THIS is the juggernaut. Please refrain from the rampant overuse of “juggernaut” as a way to describe yourself until you start closing the gap between you and ole juggy here.
Last night was my last event under my current contract.
January 1st I will officially be a free agent.
For all business inquiries contact me via social media or email arohde1
@hotmail
.com
If you have an app that tells you every time someone unfollows you, DELETE IT.
What an unhealthy way to condition yourself to second guess everything you say or post. Or to try to decide and judge people for why you assume they unfollow.
SOCIAL MEDIA ISNT REAL LIFE
One of my students brought up the idea that the same people who supported joeys gimmick are now trashing it.
“How do we know what to do? What they encourage one day they hate the next?”
Well, you know what will never get old? Being good at wrestling.
If everything you’d ever done, thought, said, texted,etc, was public knowledge, YOUD ALL BE CANCELLED.
And if you’re saying “not me!”
Yes you. You first. You’re the worst of all.
My gf has an Xbox 360 that’s messed up and doesn’t play games.
She just uses it for Netflix and movies.
I never cared cause I’m not much of a gamer.
Since I’m bored on quarantine I thought I’d try fixing it.
I put a game in and... it’s never been messed up. We’re fighting now.
The transformation
@TheJordanOIiver
has overgone is insane.
Dude got called hella criticized, took it on the chin, and just leveled up in every way.
Shows up dressed like a pro, acts like a pro, delivers every time, and is in incredible shape. Just mad impressed.
Wresting WORKS YOU. The wrestlers you think are so nice could be awful people. The wrestlers you think are awful could be amazing people. Stop thinking you know because you read the internet. How bout you support people based on their wrestling. Stop trying to ride a high horse
If I don’t accept your Facebook friend request at first, just cancel it and re send it multiple times a day for a few weeks; that way I know you’re super normal and not creepy and weird at all.
One thing that’s cool is there’s no longer a negative stigma about doing indies. Like there wasn’t really before, but still people would try to use it as an insult.
But some of the biggest stars in the world are doing plenty of indies.
GUESS WHAT! It’s fun! Sorry I like my job.
You know what’s gotta be the worst wresting chant? “So and so’s gonna kill you.” At one time that was reserved for some real scary badass muddafuddas. Now they just say it for every doofus they like. Like come on bro... Mervin with the lazy eye ain’t killin anyone.