🚨 Seeking...CONTENT CREATORS! 📢
💀 Cryptmaster by
@Farmergnome
+
@wiwyums
launches MAY 9th!
@thecryptmaster
⚰️ SAY ANYTHING in this bizarre dungeon adventure where words control everything. 🗣️
Ready to wield your words? REPLY or TAG your favorite creator below ⬇️
Thanks to the magnificent
@cellbit
, I'm thrilled to welcome a host of new followers from Brazil, home of a great influence of mine... I'm already adding lots of new words such as "fofo" and "bincho" to my dictionary!
Between the encouragement of
@cellbit
, the style guidance of Zé do Caixão and the tremendous support of my minion
@estevaoarantes
, I think Brazil may be my new favourite country! What are the tax breaks like for necromancers over there? 🖤🇧🇷
A magnificent effort from
@cellbit
, putting the "stream" into "streamer" without the slightest trace of either hesitation or regret. If only more people pissed on altars with such unbridled joy and confidence! This is the gold standard of desecration. 10/10
As anyone who has played my game will know, I am not generally given to bright colours... However, it has been my absolute PRIDE to have worked with a wide spectrum of wonderful people and, with their talent and hard work, crafted a game which reflects that diversity!🌈
Cryptmaster has passed 500 reviews and is now rated as "overwhelmingly positive" on Steam! For anyone who doesn't know how these ratings work, this means that it is the greatest game of all time. I never lost faith in myself.
@YasLion15
@cellbit
It looks amazing and I hadn't realised until now that it is streamed in a combination of languages. I must seek out the rules and give it a try!🖤
I've fielded a few questions about AI recently so let me say outright that Cryptmaster is the work of real human(ish) beings! There's nothing artifical about my intelligence...
Well, today's the day when I finally rise from my underground lair... Cryptmas Day!
If you enjoy D&D, word puzzles, dungeon crawlers, Knightmare, text adventures, weird characters, riddles or general fun then I have the exact sorcery you need!
💛PLAYERS URINATING ON ALTARS, A THREAD.💛
The results of my
#steamnextfest
social experiment are in! After observing hundreds of visitors to the crypts, it seems that by far the most popular way to desecrate an altar is… to pee on it!
Here are a few of my favourite "streams":
Well, we have passed 400 reviews, still 97% positive! As promised, I will now read an abridged extract from Twilight: Breaking Dawn (Part 2 in thread). CAUTION: UNCOMFORTABLY SENSUAL CONTENT.
It seems that 94% of living people who have played my game rate it as a positive, perhaps even life-changing, experience. I can only assume that the remaining 6% have not yet received a visit from my undead "influencers"...
STOP! A new demo build has slithered its way up from the abyss, grasping for your attention with clammy hands... You can now enjoy a working voice mode, full accessibility options, lots more responses from me and a heap of small fixes and fiddlings!
I'm very much enjoying the adventures of
@Northernlion
in my crypt. This is a man who knows his JOSTLE from his CRABS, and there are few higher compliments than that.
Okay, I'm making a list... Which content creators would you like to see play Cryptmaster? Once I have their names, I may be able to bend them to my nefarious will!
I'm outraged that
@SupergiantGames
have decided to launch Hades 2 in the same week as my own game. I'm very tempted to go over there and throw a little sorcery around, only I'll probably be too busy playing Hades 2.
If you played and enjoyed Cryptmaster, might I beg you from the bottom of my dark heart to drop a review on Steam? It could be the difference between
@wiwyums
and
@farmergnome
continuing to make weird little games or being sent back down into the gamedev mines where I found them!
Okay, I'm playing Hades 2 and it's as great as I imagined, but the only thing that lets it down is a lack of word-based puzzles. Also, it's a little TOO colourful. The ideal way to play it is probably to alternate sessions with a puzzly, monochrome dungeon crawler. So mote it be!
I have marked every interactive object and surface in my crypt with bright yellow paint for ease of exploration. It's just a shame you can't see that in black and white...
Do we need to spell it out for you? 💀 Get a special sneak peek at our official collab with
@thecryptmaster
! That's right, Cryptmaster is coming to The Yetee with a dark and mystical tee, pin, and print! Brush up on your magic words when the collection goes live on May 9th!
A lil sample of me voicing the Eyestone door in
@thecryptmaster
which is OUT NOW GO BUY IT GO PLAY IT GO ____ IT
(clip from
@tomato_gaming
thanks for playing dude!!)
I think it's time I introduce my four resurrected champions. Anyone who plays my game will be spending a lot of time with these degenerates...
Hereafter follows a THREAD:
Did you know that the runestones in Valheim were written by me, or at least by the mortal I use as a vessel? Well now you do! Ashlands is going to be something special...🖤
@qasgaty
@cellbit
There is only one additional language at launch (Spanish) but I would LOVE a Portugese translation! It depends on the reception really, because it's a big job to transfer not just the dialogue but all the word-based mechanics into another language...
There are some very cool games that everyone wants to hang out with this week, but don't forget the weirdos in the corner.
@1000xResist
and I are going on a road trip. We'll get matching tattoos. We'll teach you to smoke like a French film star. Are you coming or not?
The Why Not Both? bundle of
@thecryptmaster
and
@1000xResist
is available NOW until May 13th! 🤩
You can grab both titles for just under $28 USD, an absolute TREAT 😱🫶
I'd like to take a moment to praise and thank the amazing bard
@surasshu
, whose compositions do great honour to my crypt and feature wonderful support from
@Stemage
and
@CattonArthur
. My ears may be full of dust and literal earworms, but I know what I like!
It was an honour to have the magnificent and multi-talented
@SandraMJdev
work on the Spanish version of Cryptmaster. It's an even bigger thrill to see they have recently launched this splendid game of their own!
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Join a ragtag band of misfits as they tell the unlikely tale of a one-eyed farm boy's accidental rise to fame!
✨Fully Voice Acted!
✨Gorgeous animated art!
✨Mystery! Comedy! Romance!
Buy below⬇️
This is truly a great honour. It feels amazing to be nominated alongside such talented people, for an award which has showcased so many great games in the past.🖤
I've received a number of lovely comments about the music in my game just recently. I'd love to say I composed it all myself but in truth our wonderful bard
@surasshu
was responsible, with guitar and bass from
@Stemage
and
@CattonArthur
. 🤘🖤
"Cryptmaster treats language with the same reverence and excitement that most RPGs treat loot, gold, and murder."
My thanks to
@thinky_games
for a wonderful review!🖤
I'm being UNFAIRLY accused of CENSORSHIP because of changes between the concept sketch of GOGGO THE MOIST and the final 3D model. This was simply part of the design process and I am NOT, as the current petition would have it, a "TIDDY HATER". Stop the hashtag:
#FREEGOGGONIPPLES
.
Some of you have noticed that the narrator at the start of my demo sounds rather familiar. Yes, those mellifluous tones do indeed emanate from the legendary Hugo Myatt, of Knightmare fame! He also plays Orthos the Spellmaster, a key NPC.
I hereby grant the Keys to my Crypt to
@ArexBold
. He may come and go as he pleases, provided he continues to provide me with this level of entertainment.
Some of the very first watersports enthusiasts to visit the crypt were
@boba_witch
,
@bouphe
and
@Geestargames
way back in 2023. There is a little dithering leading up to the desecration itself, but once they commit, they do so fully. This one really set the standard. 7/10
There's only one game I'm playing tonight. It is time to venture back into the crypt.
I'm really grateful I got the chance to test
@thecryptmaster
. It was an amazing opportunity for me while I build upon my testing experience.
Massive congratulations to everyone involved in
There will be a launch stream in honour of my arrival later today, or tomorrow morning, or whatever, depending on where you are. I know the sun does weird things up there...
I have had only one person express concern that my recent comments about a romantic liason with Mavis Beacon were inappropriate, but in case it is symptomatic of a more widespread opinion, I would like to remind everyone that Mavis Beacon is a fictional character. Thank you.
In further celebration, I would like to single out for thanks
@daevox
and the wonderful team at
@akuparagames
for all their support. We would never have reached this point, and Cryptmaster would not be the game it is, without them.🖤
I have bowed to the whim of popular opinion and recorded myself reading aloud from "My Immortal", that seminal work of Harry Potter fan fiction, to celebrate reaching an overwhelmingly positive rating on Steam. Please enjoy responsibly.
LiveWire - Cryptmaster
Fresh on the Steam Next Fest, we're playing the demo of Cryptmaster, a game that tests your typing as well as your wits. Feeling brave tonight?
I somehow missed this wonderful
@yogscast
stream from last year (although I did see a clip of them very respectfully addressing me as "daddy"!) -
@boba_witch
,
@bouphe
and
@Geestargames
are welcome in my crypt at any time!
PSA: Please stop tagging me in posts about digital currency. Despite my name, I make no claim to mastery in that field. In fact, here in the Underland we operate a pretty robust barter system.
I'm going to graciously forgive the author of this review for calling me "a bit of a dingus" because it is otherwise a beautifully written, suitably glowing and much appreciated slice of literature. 🖤