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Noah Antwiler

@TheSpoonyOne

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Actor / Writer / Filmmaker / Comedian / Critic / Mad Scientist Linktree: Bluesky:

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Joined March 2009

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Noah Antwiler

@TheSpoonyOne

2 years

Here's where you can find me on social media: Mastodon: Instagram: Cohost: CounterSocial: @TheSpoonyOne Facebook: YouTube:

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Noah Antwiler

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3 years

Oreo was the kindest, most gentle soul I have ever known. She was my protector, my best friend, and my beloved magic puppeh. The house, like my heart, is now filled with a sorrow and silence as I have never known. She was my guardian angel. #GoodbyeOreo

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6 years

May his memory be a blessing. #Excelsior

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Noah Antwiler

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2 years

Thanks for everyone being supportive of the interview. It's... difficult for me to appear on camera now, so I appreciate the kind words.

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Noah Antwiler

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6 years

I have been sent back, until my task is done. And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

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Noah Antwiler

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1 year

Went to Phoenix Fan Fusion today, not as a number, but a free man.

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2 years

I hate Star Trek: Picard so very much.

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6 years

"Just remember what you’re seeing and what you're reading is not what’s happening," --President Donald J. Trump "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." --George Orwell, "1984"

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7 years

"I am not acting like Richard Nixon. I'm nothing like him. Now everyone say hello to my friend Henry Kissinger."

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3 years

A few days ago, I found a doge who seemed lost and very hungry. He had no microchip, and nobody came to the shelter looking for him. I decided I would look after him and see if he wanted to stay. I gave this goodboi a name: THAC0!

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7 years

And Ben Franklin is just "How's it hangin', enormous walking sentient bowl of fruit punch?"

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6 years

This makes me laugh every time.

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2 years

My review of Ultima IX: Ascension has almost reached 1,000,000 views! Thanks so much for watching!

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2 years

I just realized that in making a new review, I'll have to re-edit my intro without Oreo, and it broke my heart all over again.

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6 months

It's my birthday! #OldManSpoony

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3 years

Here is Oreo blowing continuity by wandering into the background of her own introduction scene. 0/10 Simcoe and I are done professionally.

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Noah Antwiler

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4 years

I have a question, and Ii mean this as respectfully as I can: Who could possibly still give a fuck about this movie?

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4 years

BREAKING: Justice League Snyder Cut reshoots set to film next month, with Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Gal Gadot and Ray Fisher to return

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7 years

@robreiner Ain't nothing is over until I see Trump marched down the front steps of the White House in handcuffs.

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6 years

Two things, you unbelievable schmuck: 1) Trent Reznor wrote that goddamn song. 2) "Hurt" isn't about people leaving you. It's about you being such a miserable, hateful cunt that you're only starting to realize that you drove them away, leaving you with nothing but regrets.

Alex Jones

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12 years

" what have I become my sweetest friend, every one I know goes away in the end"-Johnny Cash http://t.co/ge30b8R6

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2 years

THAC0 has a new magic Nametag +1

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3 years

Oreo always used to follow me around wherever I went, to keep an eye on me and do a protecc. I'd grown so used to it, now I keep having moments of alarm where I notice I can't hear her trundling along behind me. Then I remember, and my heart breaks all over again.

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Noah Antwiler

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6 years

Everyone needs to realize that this was never about Christmas. This is about creating an atmosphere of resentment, fear, and aggression to non-white, non-Christian Americans. To Trump and his cultists, "Merry Christmas" means "you are not welcome here." I feel such pity for you.

Donald J. Trump

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6 years

People are proud to be saying Merry Christmas again. I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

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4 years

This is one of the most ice cold things I've ever seen.

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3 years

I asked THAC0 to explain his lomgness, but he didn't know. The dogtor says he is part-dachshund and corgi.

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Noah Antwiler

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2 years

henlo frens, em THAC0

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2 years

#InMemoriam Kevin Conroy (1955-2022)

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Noah Antwiler

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3 years

I miss Oreo so much.

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Noah Antwiler

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6 years

@albamonica @ddale8 He looks like such a witless oaf in these pictures. His hunched, impatient posture is an open display of contempt and boredom for the proceedings, like a bratty child being made to sit in church.

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3 years

The dogtor says that Oreo's lump is a fatty lipoma, and nothing to be worried about. Just don't stare at it. ^o.o^

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Noah Antwiler

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8 years

I watched an early episode of the West Wing. The entire White House is panicking because the President made an insensitive joke about hats.

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Noah Antwiler

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4 years

I feel I should point out that my SWAT 4 videos are not meant to be actual police instructional guides...

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Noah Antwiler

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2 years

THAC0 has learned that whenever we go walking, I put my shoes & socks on first. So now, whenever he wants to go out, he starts bringing me socks. I woke up this morning to find him proudly sitting behind a pile of socks.

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Noah Antwiler

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4 years

Oh no... I just learned that my old gaming friend Matt ("I'm not that kind of thief!") finally lost his battle with cancer. Be at peace, my old friend. You might have gone, but the bard's songs will remain.

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Noah Antwiler

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2 years

THAC0 & I just found a lost doge and returned her to her hooman! Quest complete!

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Noah Antwiler

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1 year

The Ultima game series' Avatar story arc involves a person from Earth going to a far-off land, embarking on a crusade to retrieve a lost Codex of Ultimate Wisdom from the Underworld, only to discover that in doing so he unwittingly causes the cataclysm of an entire civilization.

Scott Frerichs🏳️‍🌈

@KaiserNeko

1 year

Has there ever been an Isekai where the person who got sent to another world saves the day, gets sent back to their home world, but then returns to the other world years later, only to find out all the decisions they made and actions they took were just... absolutely wrong?

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Noah Antwiler

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6 years

My few dealings with him ended bitterly-- something I regret deeply. He always had my respect and will be missed.

TotalBiscuit

@Totalbiscuit

6 years

John Peter Bain July 8, 1984 - May 24, 2018

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Noah Antwiler

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1 year

Farewell Sheiky Baby, you mad, wonderful bastard. #FAKK

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Noah Antwiler

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6 years

#StableGenius

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8 years

Elsewhere, in a dimension that somehow makes more sense... #Insano2016

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Noah Antwiler

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6 years

#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Hal took Black Canary to a Comicsgate meetup.

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8 years

The worldwide manhunt is over. We got him. #MissionAccomplished

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2 months

henlo frens

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Noah Antwiler

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8 years

This isn't going to be subtle from now on. Or uncommon. Understand that. This is the future America voted for.

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Noah Antwiler

@TheSpoonyOne

1 year

I am 42 today. 😬♑

Tom Keely ( tagmedia.bsky.social )

@Kilgore777

1 year

@TheSpoonyOne How.. old are you?

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Noah Antwiler

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3 years

I took Oreo with me to Home Depot, and she had the *best time* there. She made frens with everyone and they gave her bacon.

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Noah Antwiler

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1 year

Happy New Year, everyone.

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Noah Antwiler

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3 years

THAC0 tired nao pls no bisturb

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Noah Antwiler

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2 years

No, it just means you're being an asshole, and nobody likes you.

Elon Musk

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2 years

Being attacked by both right & left simultaneously is a good sign

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Noah Antwiler

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5 years

Today on this most solemn #SpoonyDay , I resolve to try and let people back into my life, instead of staying in my cave to brood. It's done me no good. No good at all.

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Noah Antwiler

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3 years

THAC0 seems so happy sleeping close to me. He must have been so scared being all alone for so long.

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Noah Antwiler

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1 year

henlo frens

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Noah Antwiler

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5 years

Like hell am I going anywhere near a park with Officer Dalek scooting around.

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Noah Antwiler

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6 years

Paul Verhoeven is perhaps the only filmmaker I've ever seen whose movies become LESS-dated over time. And I don't mean they've "aged" well. I'm saying that his movies barely qualify as satire anymore. He fucking nailed it.

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6 years

#FilmTwitter : Say something nice about a filmmaker you like, but you don’t think people talk about them enough.

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1 year

Spent the day at the Renaissance Festival, which was a lot of fun. I've wanted to go for years.

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9 days

*hopelessly flails and dances*

Nightdive Studios

@NightdiveStudio

9 days

🩸❄️ Get ready to rejoin Cpt. J. F. Blake at Outpost 31 because The Thing is BACK with… The Thing: Remastered! ❄️🩸

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Noah Antwiler

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5 years

Seeing my psychiatrist today. I'm honestly pretty scared of how this is going to turn out.

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Noah Antwiler

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6 years

Jeff Goldblum in Thor Ragnarok is pretty much the greatest thing ever filmed.

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4 years

#InternationalDogsDay @thelindsayellis

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4 years

And NEWWWWW!

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Noah Antwiler

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4 years

Interesting how blue Jedi ghosts only appear to the people who least need to see them, and far too late to be of any help. Imagine if Anakin had gotten off his ectoplasmic ass to talk to Ben Solo when he has jerking off on his toasted Vader mask screaming "TEACH ME TO HAAAAATE!"

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Noah Antwiler

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7 years

My tolerance ends when you align yourself with the party responsible for the fucking Holocaust. Do not DARE to lecture me on tolerance.

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2 years

THAC0: hooman wat u eating Spoony: This is my pizza. Eat your kibbles. THAC0: pls gib yum disc ((THAC0 Diplomacy Check: 4)) Spoony: nu THAC0: hecc

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Noah Antwiler

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6 years

He may be on to something here. When the doctors put me on Ritalin, I started illegally selling weapons and guided missile systems to Iran like CRAZY.

Axios

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6 years

Incoming NRA President Oliver North discussing the cause of school shootings: "If you look at what has happened to young people, many of these young boys have been on Ritalin since they were in kindergarten."

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6 years

Hey. Hey. I got a Christmas joke. It's like, the best Christmas joke ever. I'm gonna tell it to you. Okay. What's the name of the Kryptonian Santa Claus? ... ... ... I spent all day on this. ... ... No-El.

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1 year

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2 years

I will almost certainly be locking my account very soon, given recent developments. See you on the other side.

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6 years

So. You bought Smash Bros. and just realized you don't have any friends.

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5 years

One night after filming Kickassia, I awoke to find @MarzGurl standing over me with a radial saw. She said, "Quantum theory dictates that in at least one divergent universe, I decided to kill you with this radial saw. But not this one. G'night!" And then she left.

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3 years

Awwww, THAC0 asked for tummy rubs. He's starting to trust me.

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9 years

#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Yoda just said "fuck it" and dropped the fucking Death Star on the Emperor. #GreatestHits http://t.co/ugq8dcD6ct

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5 years

#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Doctor #DOOM pulled Spidey's nerd card and burned it.

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2 years

Thanks to everyone for watching as we completed The 13th Doll! I had a lot of fun, and appreciate all of your support.

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2 years

Huh. If you look in the local files of your Cyberpunk 2077 install, in the bonus content folder you can find a PDF of the Cyberpunk 2020 core rulebook.

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Noah Antwiler

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3 years

Aww, I got THAC0 a little plushy toy that I thought might help with his anxiety and now he's carrying it around with him.

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2 years

THAC0 is bery happ to see u!

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1 year

Mazes & Monsters (RE-UPLOADED) via @YouTube

Mazes & Monsters

RE-UPLOAD

www.youtube.com

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Noah Antwiler

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2 years

THAC0 rolls Sense Motive... ^O.o^

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5 years

I've been frantically e-mailing @HamillHimself all day trying to get tech support for Wing Commander IV, but apparently he's all "MISTER STAR WARS" now and has no time for games...

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Noah Antwiler

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3 years

The #GrandTheftAuto Trilogy: Definitive Edition is the videogame equivalent of that botched restoration of a Jesus portrait.

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7 years

The moral stances the Republican party has taken this year: Slave owners were heroes. Not all Nazis were bad people. 14 isn't pedophilia.

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4 years

Persona 4 Golden shows up on Steam and I'm like

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5 years

I've just been informed that @MarzGurl said that Nacho Fries from Taco Bell are-- AND I QUOTE-- "fucking gross." Taco Bell should totally sue for defamation, slander, libel, and high treason because even though she is right, the way she said it was, I dunno, kinda bitchy?

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6 years

Narrator: Mueller was literally the only thing they discussed.

Kaitlan Collins

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President Trump says he didn’t discuss the Mueller probe with Matt Whitaker.

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7 months

I call his bluff, reminding the baby that he goes to Hell if he kills himself, and Sparta-kick him out of the airplane.

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4 years

We just had an election. That may have something to do with it.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

They are finding Biden votes all over the place — in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!

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5 years

Was just in a bad car accident. I think I'm okay-- very shaken up. I'm more worried about one of the people in the other vehicle who was taken to the hospital. Pretty scared at the moment. I don't have a car anymore and I'm not sure what to do.

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3 years

Oreo walked all the way to the park and back off-leash! What a smart pupper!

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Noah Antwiler

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9 years

This award belongs to you, not me. My eternal thanks to every single 106,299 of you who make this show possible.

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9 years

This game is bad and I don't like it.

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2 years

Oh, I'm happy people still remember. It means they had a good time, and that's all I ever wanted to provide.

Rocky Buckland

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2 years

@TheSpoonyOne Has the passage of time made those constant quotations less annoying, or more annoying?

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Noah Antwiler

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7 years

Watching "The Addams Family." This movie is fucking amazing. Raul Julia's comic timing is genius.

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6 years

From the Insano family to yours, Happy Holidays, everyone. Soon you will all kneel before us.

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1 year

Wing Commander Movie Review

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4 years

Fuck ME, that's one of the most brutal knockouts I've ever seen.

Honey Chile 😘

@HoneyChile15

4 years

WHITE SUPREMACIST WEARING "FLIP FLOPS" 😜 HARASSES AN ASIAN MAN AND GETS KNOCKED THE F#%CK OUT! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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4 years

Everyone be careful out there tonight. I really don't anticipate any serious problems, but until Trump is gone, prepare for full-scale idiocy.

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2 months

henlo again

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5 years

GOD DAMN IT I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA OK BOOMER ME. Listen here, you fucking skid-mark, I'm Gen-X AND BY THE BLOOD OF MY PEOPLE ARE YOUR LANDS KEPT SAFE.

Nissiku

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5 years

@TheSpoonyOne OK AD&Doomer.

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2 years

THAC0 and I found another lost dog and helped him home! This one was a *very* lorg Boxer who ran away from home and his hoomans did not give him a nametag with his address on it. THAC0 once again managed to calm a very frightened & amgery dog. Kind of weird. #QuestComplete

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1 year

I'm sorry about the poor quality of the Ultima II re-upload. I was unable to open the original project file, and some of the original audio was rather crudely muted.

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3 years

Oreo is at the vet. I found some kind of lump on her side. They're running tests... tests I can't afford, but I have no choice. I'm so scared. Oreo is the only happiness I have left. I can't lose her. I'm so afraid.

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2 years

THAC0 has a mild case of kennel cough, but he's taking his medicine like a goodboi and will be omkeh.

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