Ryan Letourneau
@Northernlion
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I play video games for the amusement of strangers on the internet. Business email: [email protected]
Joined November 2010
netflix 2 days after a new show comes out: "the show has already been watched for one trillion minutes, making it the most successful entertainment property in human history, which is why we're sharing the news with a heavy heart that it has not been renewed for a second season".
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Some kids came to our house dressed as Cameramen and I said, "nice cameraman costumes" and they were like "someone knows what we are!" Then I said "of course, it's skibidi toilet" and they all went "WHOAAAAAAAAAAA" I've never felt cooler than this moment 😂.
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Don't wanna brag but a 15 year old stranger just asked me to go into the dispensary and buy weed for him so I must be looking pretty fuckin cool today.
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they're dragging me in the replies bro. they don't know my wife is a FFXIV degen and i waited in the merch line at FFXIV fanfest 2014 for 8 hours just to get kicked out by the fire department, they dont know id say anything to keep chat moving in hour 58 of pinocchio souls.
this clip of northernlion talking about ff14 players is one of the funniest twitch clips i ever seen
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I know you kids are all about 'devious licks' these days so let's take a second to talk about the most devious lick of all: wage theft (1/?).
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We had a successful delivery, mother and daughter both recovering and doing well!.
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yo but if there's a baby yoda that means. Yoda. my man 🤝😂.
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Guy came up to me saying konichiwa. I say konichiwa back. Dude is like, "oh you speak Japanese?" Nah big dog, I speak "konichiwa", that's about it.
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people in 1896 when they heard Take Me Out To The Ballgame for the first time
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Ayo dog you might wanna wake up, they say this bitch boutta land in the water
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now you're all gonna pay.
Calling a man 'bald' is considered sexual harassment, tribunal rules.
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Very excited to announce @katelovelymomo and I will be welcoming a new addition to our family this fall. Kate is twelve weeks pregnant and both mom and baby are happy and healthy. Thanks so much for the well-wishes! .
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Halfway through moving, got some advice for people: never buy anything.
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Not sure I can support Oppenheimer. I thought he was just a scientist (I f*cking love science) but upon further research I think he might have done some problematic stiff.
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Lotta people are like "how can you beef with a 3 year old?" Well, have you ever had your toddler spit a bunch of honey onto your bald head while she was sitting on your shoulders?.
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wait. there's baby carrots? but that means😂my man. 🤝
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Kendrick Lamar if he was a pirate: me port side just went viral.
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Disillusioned by overlong cinematic-driven story games. Constantly begging for endlessly replayable mechanics-driven games where you can achieve a degree of mastery over time. Oh no. I'm a fighting game guy in denial.
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Just reading my daughter this book about animals and out of nowhere she says, "looks like daddy"
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I know you probably thought hitting 1M subs would change me, but here I am pretending to text instead of making conversation in front of the daycare just like the old me.
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it's thanksgiving day, you emerge from your room after a marathon gaming session to grab a plate of turkey dinner. your mom: looks like someone decided to be Among Us today
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We're home! Thanks for the well wishes while we were in the hospital
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when you're nominated for best strategy gamer and the other 3 nominees are live at the event and you're just a photo of you after you built an ikea desk
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But wait, if there's a Bowser Jr. that means. 😂 my man 🤝.
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Japan kind of driving me crazy tbh. I'm so pathetic here and the service is so nice. In Canada I am capable and people are curt. One waitress saying "let me guess - you'll have the katsu curry and two beers" could fix me, I swear.
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Hello! I decided to start taking a real weekend and change my Twitch schedule to the usual hours, Mon-Fri instead of Sun-Fri. It's always been hard for me to take the foot off the gas but frankly I just need the extra time with my family to be there as a good husband + father 👍.
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streamers playing isaac when they don't get mom's lightsaber in the first treasure room
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mmm thanks for the dono.gift subs yum yum.prime sub so good and tasty.yay tier 3 sub, gang gang.
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@NorthernIion_LP Shaking my head when the bad guy is on screen so chat knows I don't agree with his behavior.
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Took the baby to a toy store and let her pick out a stuffed animal. She picks out a sheep so we pay for it and give it to her, then as soon as we got out she threw a tantrum and started screaming "piggy! piggy!". My sister in christ, you picked the animal.
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The possum in my backyard ten seconds before he eats the bait and gets stuck.
Steel cage? OK 😈 #WWERaw.
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@NorthernIion_LP This is a textbook win-win (especially if you stop buying gift subs). Thank you for making my needlessly verbose streams so much more digestible 🙏.
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Thanks for the well wishes everyone. I'm currently in hospital just awaiting some test results, happy to have found a doctor who took me seriously and is trying to get to the bottom of my issues. 👍.
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lebron james reportedly played his glass card first when playing flush five in balatro.
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Did you know he broke his toe for real when he kicked the grass.
cillian murphy kicking grass in a field between takes while in full oppenheimer costume is the vibe of the summer
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Reading a book with my daughter, out of nowhere she points at this dude and says "dada" smh
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In all likelihood we're having this baby tomorrow so from tomorrow onwards except less videos on YouTube for a little while (of course). There will still be one or two every day for a bit, which is more than I thought would be possible, but series will be alternating a bit.
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Now Kate's watching Skibidi Toilet and she's getting the ick.
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@DanGheesling thank you daniel. in the interest of maturity, seeing it from this angle I can understand how it looks like im wearing one size too wide for my frame and could create the kind of sartorial criticism you fairly levied. we'll work it out on the remix.
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Twitch offered me one million dollars to run a ad and I said no. I will never run ads for money, but I will continue to run some for free when I'm pissing.
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Being a millennial means feeling relieved when your 1 new voicemail is just a robot scammer trying to steal your identity instead of a real human being who requires a call back.
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I don't really have a great, punctuated statement to tie my feelings together except to say I am disgusted at the situation that has led to the protests and if you are more offended with property damage than the brutal loss of life that precipitated it, why is that?.
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Balatro proves there should be less games where you play as a dude in a dungeon and more games where you're just using a really fun computer.
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Holy cow the euphoria I felt when the doctor called me and was like, "we got your lab results back, here's a prescription for some antibiotics". Feels so good after fighting for it for the past week and a half.
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two button toilets. now you can't even take a piss without a college degree. where the hell does it end.
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TikTok comments are kind of goated? I never would have guessed
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This is boomer-coded, but I asked my toddler today what daddy's job is, and she said, "Your job is to work." . Then I said, "Who does Daddy work for?" and she said "Mommy" 😅.
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I'd like to apologize for all the ignorant things I've said about naps over the years.
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I got fitted for a suit today and the tailor had me go up a pant size because "I can do something about the legs being too big but I can't do anything about THAT" and he pointed to my ASS?.
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dude I've been looking at this baby for so long that when I look in the mirror I'm starting to be like, "whoa who's that huge baby?".
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Ninja's before pic is like 1:1 to my current setup and I've been a YouTuber for 10 years.
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Didn't know how to tell him I've never been in a dispensary so I'm too scared to buy anything for myself much less someone else.
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I'm starting to think I might be The Last of Us to see this freakin show.
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Paper towel packaging always hits you with something like "8 rolls = 24 rolls!" no tf it doesn't??.
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God bless Balatro man - 12 hr flight and I watched one movie.
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here it is, a tier list of every item in the binding of isaac. for ants
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Wonder if the hospital TV will get the debate tonight, could be a good time to introduce our 22 hour old baby to the discourse.
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thought i was done pissin now i see i got a wet spot on my trousers call that lies of p.
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folks, as your president I will flush the skibidi toilets. Yes, even the G-Man toilet which the Biden administration is so scared of - and it is a powerful toilet people make no mistake, many people are saying it's the strongest of all the skibidi toilets, I don't know if that's.
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"i'm in the path of totality" oh you mean the dessert table when your mom walks in the buffet? sorry sorry, just a little joke for you guys to try out at work today, enjoy the eclipse 😅.
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if you ever need to up your engagement on twitter I highly recommend having a baby -- people will click the heart for anything you say.
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Dude we did a Pokémon Go raid and right after a kid came up to me with his phone and said, "Can you catch it for me? I don't trust myself". I swear on my life I caught it on the first ball - he must think I'm a superhero. Meanwhile mine ran away 😅.
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people will litrally learn python instead of going to therapy.
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I'm at the equivalent of a Chuck E Cheese/indoor playground in Korea and this shit is gonna radicalize me. It's like $6 an hour, tons of play structures (trampolines, slides, ziplines), spotless, AC, free drink for the parents on entry. What are we doing in NA (don't answer).
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Thanks for an awesome going away stream! Feels very surreal to be stepping away for a bit, especially on top of how much life will be changing very soon, but looking forward both to the time off and to the return. Stay tuned to Twitter for more updates!.
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Dude just stopped me on the street and admonished me for not covering my baby's legs with napkins so she doesn't get sunburned. wait till this mf finds out about sunscreen, it's gonna blow his mind.
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It's crazy that kids are going to school with 80oz Stanley travel mugs full of water. Back in my day you carried no fluids and after 45 min of jogging outside for gym class you got all of 2 seconds at the water fountain before some kid kicked you in the fuckin back.
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Our uber driver just recognized me as the streamer who had the rant about picky eaters 😅.
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When you show up to the continental breakfast expecting a bacon and hash brown type thing and you find out it's more of a mini muffin and square bowl of bananas type vibe.
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hope you enjoyed the extra hour of daylight buddy cause when i get up there you're gonna be seein stars
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being a dad nakes you the worst negotiator of all time -- "if you dont finish your quesadilla you cant have any french fries" does this seem like I'm bargaining from a position of strength.
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